Although Zhang Han already knew that Gu Dong's Secret Hammer could talk to his mind, it was the first time that someone else was around, and this way of talking was still a bit awkward. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Zhang Han hurriedly used his consciousness to speak: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to reveal his identity for the time being, so you can bear with it first." ”

Gudong snorted and said stupidly: "Zhang Han, if I hadn't agreed to your conditions, these lame little demons would have died a long time ago!"

At this time, the pangolin demon who had one eye gouged out by Goo Dong broke out of another mountain forest with another group of monsters, saw the Gu Wo Chicken, glared at him fiercely and said: "Damn the pheasant, you hurt us and we almost lost our lives, what 'drunken glue' of yours is just a fart! You pay for Lao Tzu's eyeballs!!"

Gu Wo Chicken was furious, pointed at the pangolin and laughed angrily: "Pangolin, you ****** bad things Lao Tzu and the wicked people sue first? Lao Tzu was about to settle accounts with you, you sent it to the door yourself, and today your Uncle Chicken will let you know how powerful my old chicken is!"

After speaking, his palms rubbed together, and a ball of electric light jumped out of the palms of his palms, and he was about to pounce on the pangolin.

The pangolin sneered, raised his fists, his whole body squeaked, and the two fists quickly grew larger as if they were juggling, and shouted fiercely at the two big meat hammers: "Stinky pheasant, do you think I'm afraid of you? I've been letting you for so many years, don't you think Lao Tzu is a soft persimmon!"

When the sword was rattling, suddenly a partridge demon with two wings flew from the bottom of the mountain and shouted: "Ancient nest chicken, pangolin, what are you doing here ****** squeaky and crooked? The owner of the village told you to hurry back, there are big fish passing by under the mountain, ready to rob!"

After speaking, he turned around and ran back the way he came.

When the ancient nest chicken and the pangolin heard this, they didn't dare to say much, so they hurriedly withdrew their hands, and hurriedly followed the demon down the mountain with their respective subordinates.

Zhang Han was stunned, and hurriedly chased forward and asked Gu Woji: "Uncle, are we going to rob?"

Gu Wo Ji glanced at Zhang Han very unhappily, and said proudly: "Do you still need to ask? Our beast demon village is the first robber village in Mangdang Mountain, famous far and wide, and the neighboring demon clans are all frightened when they mention our name, and if we don't rob, we can still eat the northwest wind." ”

Zhang Han laughed unconsciously, and made a fuss for a long time, this group of monsters turned out to be thieves who robbed houses! Curious, he took a step and followed the monsters to the bottom of the mountain unhurriedly.

Fly down the tall and steep mountains, pass through the deep and dense valleys, and then run through a green and verdant highland, surrounded by a continuous green peak bamboo tree in front of you, waterfalls and springs, mountain streams and grass paths, birds and fish swimming, the scenery is very beautiful and secluded.

Ascend to the top of the mountain, a dilapidated and decayed soil cottage stands in the middle, the gate of the village is tattered, and there are three words written crookedly on the beam: beast demon village. A small half of the right side of the "village" has disappeared with the plaque with the missing corner, which looks a bit nondescript.

In front of the gate of the walled wall, there are a few pretending monsters to guard, armed with knives and guns, baring their teeth and showing fierce eyes, and other groups of monsters are lazily sitting or lying on the mounds and rocks on both sides of the gate to bask in the sun, whispering, wearing tattered and tattered coarse cloth clothes, like a group of mountain people who have fled from the village, but all of them have sneaky eyes and obscene expressions.

Zhang Han smiled at the first glance, this "beast and demon village" is even more dilapidated than the villages in the countryside of the Tang Dynasty, it really makes people can't imagine that these hillbilly-like monsters will be monster bandits who have fallen into the grass.

However, this "beast demon village" is worthy of its name, because looking up, almost all the monsters in this cottage still retain most of the primitive characteristics of beasts, either with two horns on their heads, or with an animal's tail behind them, and some even only have a little human trace on their bodies, or have a hairy face, a tiger's nose and a lion's mouth, everything, which is much more primitive than the ordinary monsters that Zhang Han saw in the Xuanjing Continent.

Zhang Han couldn't help muttering in his heart, these monsters should all be very low-level monsters, and they must not even reach the lowest phase of the monster phase transformation, "human appearance", I really don't know if it's because their cultivation method is wrong or some other reason, so that they don't look like people, and beasts don't look like beasts.

Before entering the gate of the village, a pig demon wearing brocade clothes and satin, fat head and big ears, surrounded by hundreds of beast demons, came out of the cottage proudly, and as soon as he saw the ancient nest chicken and pangolin, he opened his mouth and scolded: "His grandmother's told you to go to patrol the mountain, what are you doing in the back mountain? If you let the big fish passing by run away, see how the king cleans up the two of you?"

Guwo chicken and pangolin hurriedly stepped forward and bowed with a smile: "King, I'm sorry, today is your birthday, the two of us, yes, I wanted to get you some birthday gifts in the back mountain, but I didn't expect it.."

"I didn't expect to lose it halfway, right?" A goat demon with two horns next to the pig demon ate and laughed, and the goatee under his roof trembled and flew with his laughter, "I said the ancient nest chicken pangolin, when did you do a decent thing for the king?

Gu Wo Ji hurriedly waved his hand and defended: "No, Yang Junshi, we almost caught a 10,000-year-old little zhijing, but, we can blame our subordinates for their incompetence, and the incense made of 'drunken god glue'..." ”

The goat demon's face sank: "What's wrong with my 'drunken god glue'?.."

The ancient nest chicken was startled: "No, no, no.. , The 'drunken glue' of the sheep army division is very magical, it is the incompetence of the subordinates, and they can't, can't catch the little zhijing in the end, don't believe it, the eyes of the pangolin.."

Before he finished speaking, the pig demon had already stretched out his fat fingers, and "snapped" on the top of the heads of the two demons, and scolded: "What kind of bullshit Wannian Xiaozhijing? Do you dare to make up such nonsense to deceive the king? ”

The ancient nest chicken touched the swollen bag on the grave above his head, didn't dare to say more, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, the king is wise and martial, the ancient nest chicken is just a bunch of useless ****, and nothing can be done!"

The pig demon's anger decreased slightly, he glanced at the scene, his eyes stopped at Zhang Han, pointed at Zhang Han and frowned: "Where did this stinky beggar come from?

Gu Wo Ji hurriedly smiled and said: "King, this is my newly received minion, come on, Zhang Xiaoniu, why don't you come and salute the most handsome and chic, jade tree in the wind, majestic, and invincible king of all beasts in our beast demon village?"

With a bang, he almost didn't vomit, Zhang Hanqiang couldn't help the amusement in his heart, stepped forward and bowed to the pig monster: "Little demon Zhang Xiaoniu, meet the king!"

The pig demon snorted and ignored Zhang Han, and scolded at the ancient nest chicken: "You know how to recruit some useless guys to go up the mountain, do you know that the cottage is so poor that it can't be opened now? ”

Gu Wo Ji smiled and said: "King, there have been too many minions fleeing from our beast demon village recently, and if we don't make a new move to enrich the demonic spirit of the cottage, I'm afraid that these ten towns and eight miles will laugh at our cottage." ”

The pig demon waved his hand, frowning a little impatiently: "Okay, okay, it's not about joining the gang now, let's rob the big fish under the mountain first, with capital, everything is easy to do! Damn, I haven't eaten a decent meal for several months, I hope I can have a little harvest this time." ”