"What's wrong with me?" Lao Liao looked back at himself, "I thought I wasn't dressed neatly enough, and this set of thirty-nine yuan stalls didn't make people see it, Minister Gong, where did you buy that skirt?" I bought it at Hu Ergou's stall, and he also sells inferior bras, 34G is only five yuan, but seeing that your old one has deflated, it is estimated that it will not be so big." ”

"You..... You...... Bummer...... Get out, get out of my ......" Gong Xuelin couldn't pick it up in one breath, and almost had the urge to take off her clothes to check on him: Although the old lady is not young, her bust is still majestic, don't mix it up in Zhonghai in the future!

Liao Xuebing shrugged his shoulders innocently and spread his hands and said: "I'm just talking about things, I know what it's like to have unequal conditions, right? I think it's best to do this, the transaction is calculated according to the standards set by the board of directors, and the average score of each subject of our class is above the passing grade, if it is not reached, I will be deducted from three months' salary, and if it is reached, you don't have to meddle in the discipline of our class." ”

Gong Xuelin trembled deeply, her fingers trembled, "You, you, you still dare to talk about conditions...... her voice was hoarse and ugly, completely losing her usual calm momentum.

Liao Xuebing slapped the table: "What you, you, yours, don't be wordy, it's decided!" With the vibration of the palm force, a pile of nearly two feet, the shaking yù falling documents fell towards Gong Xuelin, like mercury pouring on the ground, the cost or a single sheet was scattered on the ground, and the snowflakes danced.

Gong Xuelin waved the resignation report written by someone on her face, grabbed the pen in her hand hard, grabbed it, did not move at all, replaced a wooden pencil in the pen holder, snapped it off, and said in her heart: "This hatred is not worth the sky, there is such a pen." ”

Liao Xuebing walked out of the minister's office in a whirlwind, and immediately went to various teaching and research groups, asked the teachers in charge of the class to get some outlines that he thought were key and difficult, and printed out forty-six copies and distributed them to the classroom.

There is still one day to go before the exam, can this be in time? Even if you are cramming, no one can remember the syllabus material of the seven homework as thick as a textbook, not to mention that the exam is not necessarily the questions listed above.

When it came to Chinese class, he stopped lecturing, set up a chair and sat on the podium and knocked on the table coldly: "I usually don't work hard now that I know that I am cramming, and I regret it, right?" Many students thought: "I'm afraid it's you who is cramming, Lao Tzu doesn't care about the boring report card." ”

"Now who is sure that you will pass every homework, please raise your hand. ”

Except for Bei Xiaodan, no one raised their hand. Some students are capable, but they are just too lazy to deal with it, Murong Lan said in his heart: "You can lift it, won't I?" raised his two hands high and shouted: "I, I promise to score 100 points in the test!" Guan Muyun and Li Yuzhong saw that they were too cold, and they wanted to save some face for Teacher Liao, so they also raised their hands indiscriminately.

Lao Liao said unhappily: "Guan Muyun, Li Yuzhong, haven't I always taught you to be an honest and good boy? looked at Pei Xiaodan, and there was a lot of appreciation in his eyes: "Pei Xiaodan, I have always been very optimistic about you, don't let me down." ”

When Murong Lanluo heard this, he immediately glared at Bei Xiaodan, his eyes bulging like copper bells, and he vowed to stare Bei Xiaodan to death on the spot. The two of them were separated by a row of distances, Murong Lanluo's position was slightly behind, and the two of them couldn't look at each other, Rao was like this, and Pei Xiaodan suddenly felt inexplicably stabbed in his back: "Why does it seem that someone else is nailing me and cursing me?"

"The exam times from tomorrow are as follows, Chinese in the morning, biology in the afternoon, numbers in the second morning, physics in the afternoon, chemistry in the morning on the third day, history in the afternoon, geography in the morning on the fourth day, and a holiday in the afternoon. Are you all ready? Lazy, alas, I don't know what to say about you. ”

Guan Muyun felt that he should cooperate with the teacher at this time, and shouted: "Teacher, if we all do well in the exam, is there any special reward?"

Liao Xuebing also thought that it would be more effective to use material conditions to seduce students, and glanced at the audience, Li Yuzhong and Xia Wei came to their senses and shouted: "Teacher, please give us a little sweetness, so as to inspire us to struggle." ”

In the last wild camping activity, the students did everything to pass the test, although it was a cheating grade, at least they were fooled, this trick should be good against the board of directors who desperately want to improve their grades, so they smiled and said: "Reward, there will definitely be, what do you all want?"

"I want Murong Bingyu's "Freezing Rainy Night" signed CD, can you get it?" Ouyang Lifang said.

"I want to have a thousand yuan of pocket money every week!" Lin Xiaoken raised his arms and shouted.

"I don't have to go to class for a month after the exam, so let's make my dream come true. Chu Xia's eyes were full of stars.

Lao Liao knocked on the table and said loudly: "The goal is too general, don't say a word alone, let's discuss it, and come up with a wish that everyone agrees on." ”

This temptation is still very lethal to the students, there is a lot of discussion in the classroom, and Su Feihong, who has always been angry about anything, is also interested in discussing with his girlfriend what it is better. In the end, everyone still thought of the previous proposal: "Teacher Liao, in fact, we said last time, we will go to the southernmost island for a vacation after the exam, Biedun is very cold now, and those tropical islands will never have winter." ”

This is indeed an attractive proposition, Zhonghai is still the season of autumn breezes, and the coconut trees, beautiful sunshine and waves of the southern islands have attracted the attention of the students.

Guan Muyun continued to tempt everyone, and said in a sensational tone: "Think about it, as long as the average score of the midterm exam is above the passing grade, you can enjoy the baptism of the Rì Light Coast, a bikini girl with all kinds of charms, nǎi is bigger than a football, the silver sè beach, stepping on it is as soft as cotton, and the lobster thicker than the arm is so cheap that it is deadly, at most a few cents a catty, cheaper than Chinese cabbage, and you can eat it until you vomit just by eating seafood." ”

Acting in a double reed, Li Yuzhong slapped the book and sang: "Sunshine, sand, waves, cactus! And grandma's Penghu Bay! Well, there is an old captain......" The voice was like a broken gong, but the content really aroused the meaning of many people.

Wu Chūn Xing, who had long been tired of being the eldest daughter-in-law of the Cui family all day long, was looking for a chance to break up with her, and then launched a fierce offensive against An Chunchun again. But in this way, the results of the examination must be obtained, and I think about it, whatever, does anyone in today's society need principles?

Murong Lanluo was already planning what style of swimsuit to buy, and when the time came, the teacher's squinting eyes, hehe, it was really shy.

The frequency of the stars twinkling in Chu Xia's eyes was twice as frequent as just now, and she held her hands and looked forward to it: "Oh my God, my skin is too white, it's just right to go to the sun." ”

Coupled with Guan Muyun and Li Yuzhong's hard incitement, after a while, basically no one objected, as long as Zhou An cowered and said: "But, but I still have to work, I can't go." ”

Guan Muyun slapped the table: "Are you not giving face?"

The words were full of rivers and lakes, Lao Liao couldn't help but shake his head secretly, this guy didn't know that he had learned comfort from Ye Xiaobai and others, but he was afraid that after two or three months, he would have eaten, drank, gambled, and had five drugs, and it was better for him to know that he was still a student.

"It's not difficult to ask the boss for a leave, if you deduct your salary, let Guan Muyun give you a part of the subsidy, anyway, he has a very high salary recently, Xia Wei, what do you have to say?"

Xia Wei didn't raise his head: "Cāo, get away! Don't bother Lao Tzu!"

The classroom was so quiet that you could hear a pin dropping.

Liao Xuebing taught him to answer other people's questions in this tone, and after being beaten a few times, he gradually became a habit, and there must be a cāo character when he opened his mouth, and he must call himself Lao Tzu, and speak vulgarly, correspondingly, the number of times he was bullied has decreased compared to before, he suddenly realized who he was answering, covered his mouth in horror, and looked at Liao Xuebing with his eyes.

"Student Xia Wei, you should pay attention to your own conduct, so let's do it, the rewards and punishments are clear, you will go to clean the men's toilet from this afternoon until the end of the exam, and Meng Jun will be responsible for supervising it. ”

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!" the Mongolian army said loudly.

I will discuss the content of the review with everyone, but all the students have fallen into a deep yearning for a beach vacation, and no one cares about what he does not review.

After class, Guan Muyun, Li Yuzhong, Ye Yuhu, and Cui Zheng called to the grass outside the teaching building, and the five of them sat down around a stone table.

When Lao Liao took out the best cigars in a silver tin box and distributed one by one, everyone's eyes were wide, not that it was strange why the poor teacher had such good cigarettes, after all, a rich man once borrowed him to drive a Bentley, and it was not difficult to guess that he would give a box of good cigarettes. What shocked me was that Lao Liao dared to give cigarettes to students on campus, he was so bold and arrogant, it really made people feel at a loss.

"I won't say much nonsense, how did you cheat in the last test, 1510 poured it out for me, I won't investigate, this midterm condenses all my dreams in the past 28 years, so there is no room for loss, whoever dares to drag me back, I will play with him. Lao Liao really spoke in the tone of the underworld boss this time, his tone was cold and resolute, and he exuded a trace of anger outward.

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