With the protection of the "drama tyrant" star, people have already lived a happy life, so the day has come to say goodbye to everyone after the volume of "The Coldest in History"! Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

So, all kinds of pretending to slap the face, pretend to be cool and handsome, and be funny and cute!

"Mountain King" Niu Tou: "Thanks to the full support of book friends, I can finally stop being the king of the mountain and let go of my hands and feet." Come and take a look, the belts that are more cowhide are only sold for ten yuan each!" (not bragging, this ten dollar belt is really more cowhide than cowhide?)

"Mountain King" Ma Mian: "People have misses, horses have stumbled! Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and men are afraid of getting into the wrong line! I regret that I shouldn't listen to the author's bragging, as soon as I enter the Internet, I can't make money at all by writing articles, most of the people who read the text are pirated copies, and among the few people who look at the genuine version, there are also many people who see the gods, and it is estimated that there will be another month that the author will not even have to drink the noodle soup! Today, the oral agreement with the author was officially terminated, no longer the king of the mountain, and the opening of the museum to teach people to pat the sycophant, the newcomer is coming to report, the professional sycophant has been for 20 years, you are trustworthy!" (This sycophant shot 6, from today onwards, deprived of the horse's face after the selection of the stallion corner, directly promoted to the stallion.) But Ma Mian's words are a bit exaggerated, with more diets, the little brother can last at least another month and a half!)

"Former Judge" Kong Fang: "The first chapter said that I was the protagonist, but until now I am playing soy sauce, these chapters are even more outrageous, and I don't have anything to do with it! My sense of existence is too weak, right? Don't I have the halo of the protagonist?" (Newcomers want to be the protagonists? Wake up! Let's play the supporting roles first, then what? The supporting roles have been chosen! Okay, the newcomers will play the trick first, and today they will play the corpses!)

"Current Judge" Lonely Island Pig Beast: "Men and women sharing the same bath can reduce the cost of facilities, and after a lot of research, it has been found that this will make the little brother grow up quickly!" (You can think of the results with your pig brain, and it takes a lot of research to find out?)

"Yin Yang Son" Lai Jiu: "Please stop being obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend, brother has never been lonely, because there is loneliness to accompany brother!" (I don't know if you still remember the woman on the shore of Dongshan Lake? Lai Jiuye!)

"The Founder of Apotheosis" Monkey Three: "I have committed many crimes in my life, and I am destined to die alone!" (Little brother, your mother called you home for dinner!)

Jade Emperor: "I have practiced since I was a child, and I have experienced 1,750 eons of suffering, and each eons should be 129,600 years ......" (I finally know why you were chosen by heaven and earth, and it is incompetent and easy to control!)

Lord Yama: "The king of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch!" (This forced to pretend to be 6, give full marks!)

"Best Male Match Selection" Bajie: "Which pig feed is stronger? Look for Bajie brand feed, pigs eat it and say good!" (If you haven't eaten it, you don't have the right to speak!)

"Drama Bully" Star Hero: "Hero hamburger, Hero eats it and says it's good!" (This is a bit familiar, déjà vu!)

"National Idol" Wukong II: "I don't let QQ, WeChat and other chat tools add friends casually, I'm busy filming, I'm sorry everyone!" (Fan exchange meeting?)

"Wukong City Lord" Wukong Fuji: "The city is in the people, the city is broken, and the people are dead!" (not so pessimistic, right?)

"Monkey" Sun Wukong: "Monsters, where to escape?" (isn't this a thief shouting to catch a thief?)

"Star Scout" Lao Liang: "Brother, you have to believe me, I definitely have the strength to help you become famous, you must know that the king who is now popular all over the world, Alexander and the queen of heaven Bu Tuyi were all excavated by me, I think the two of them were the waiters in the restaurant, and the other was the escort lady in the bar, and they quickly became popular after my help, so as long as there is a little talent, anyone can be a star!" (haha...... You scoundrel!The husband should be like this, he can take his place!)

The earth dog is not two: "The dog takes the mouse - nosy, the dog bites Lu Dongbin - I don't know the good heart, the dog can't change the feces, the dog can't spit out ivory in the mouth, the dog looks down on people, the dog fights the human power, and the dog's tail continues to mink...... Who is jealous of this throne and is smearing the name of this throne everywhere!" (Well, it's possible!)

Black Bear: "When the oil workers roar, the earth will tremble!"

Grizzly Bear: "Give me a fulcrum, and I can lift the earth with a stick!"

Polar bear: "The globe is in hand, I have the world!"

Panda: "The map is trampled underfoot, and the world is trampled under my feet!"

Tang Seng: "OnlyYouCanta'Keme takes the Western Scriptures, OnlyYou can kill goblins and ghosts, OnlyYou can protect me......"

"Super Mystery Dragon Set" auditory hallucinations: "Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky." The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. (Good poem, good poem, good poem!)

Auditory hallucinations: "Okay, in fact, what I want to say is to ask for support for the genuine version, for subscriptions and for rewards!" (Where is the festival master, do you really want to become a passerby from now on?)

Incompetence: "Please don't come to me for help if you have something, because that will only make you more incompetent!"

Benevolent: "Hello everyone, I'm Angela Bobby, the king of the games, big standing rope, invite you to stand together!"

Jingyizi: "I'm not afraid of meeting the most cunning opponent, I'm afraid of meeting teammates like pigs!"

Yin Jiuquan: "Can anyone tell me if the one in the sky is the sun or the moon? ”

"Super War Sniper" cross-eyed: "In the national shootout, I can do a gun headshot!"

"Special Operations Team Leader" NB: "Spare you like a ghost, drink my footwater!"

"Deputy Leader of the Special Operations Group" TJ: "The entire Yanyan Star can castrate mosquitoes, he is the only one, and there is no other branch!"

Wen Daoran: "I smell a strong smell of stupidity!"

Tie Niu: "You really don't have the talent to play basketball, why don't you try playing football? ”

Grandma in black cloth: "Guy, how about Grandma introduce you to a secret marriage?

Little girl in shabby clothes: "Bad guy, damn it!"

An old fairy with a famous brand: "If you don't raise sericulture and mulberry and don't farm, it's all up to Ma Bian to spend the years! Be a manager for three days, be a boss for five days, and become a president by accident!"

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Hey! When I wrote about this place, I had to complain about it, and I didn't vomit or be happy!

This peerless pen thunder is very hilarious! It's also very painful! Often Kavinka has to die, thinking about it so dizzy but the brain is blank, I hope this special volume of text can get your like, the next volume will officially enter the plot mode, I will try to write more surprises, I don't know if I can board the passenger ship with this old ticket?

The first volume of peerless pen thunder is over, and the next volume is Super Academy Overlord!