Chapter 297: Makoto Inoue is rude
When Zheng Xudong asked these experts if this set of Pompeii's golden armor was a national treasure, everyone replied in unison: "Of course." ”
Zheng Xudong put the golden armor back into his chest again, and the spear stood on the wall to one side, and Leluch and Ferrard's eyes reluctantly took their eyes off the armor.
Zheng Xudong took out the Japanese samurai sword he got from Dubai from the box and put it on the table, "This is a katana, and it is engraved with the words Suzumaru Hengji on it. ”
"Nani?" Inoue stood up and grabbed the knife.
Inoue Makoto stroked the entire katana, like caressing the delicate body of an underage girl, and involuntarily muttered in his mouth, "Shuzhumaru Hengji, one of the five swords in the world, with a blade length of 81.1 cm, a return height of 3 cm, a yuan width of 4 cm, and a front width of 2 cm." Taidao inscription for Hengji, is the Heian era of the swordsmith, Qingjiang Hengji made. Legend has it that it was owned by Nichiren Venerable. After Nichiren accepted the sword, he wrapped a string of bracelets around the blade to break the sword's anger. As he spoke, he verified the knife and stroked the black bracelet on the "knife".
In Zheng Xudong's view, it is actually a string of black beads that have been coiled and somewhat pulped hanging on the handle of the knife.
Zheng Xudong heard his father once talk about this Nichiren Venerable, as if he had founded a sect of Nichiren Buddhism, which was very famous in Nichiren, and he didn't remember these, so he remembered that the common name of Nichiren Venerable Master before he became a monk was "Shanri", and he laughed at that time, which in Chinese Internet culture, the meaning of "Ri" represents is the meaning of "Jiao! fuck!fuck!", and Nichiren Venerable's common name is actually called "Shanri", how big a heart did his parents have at that time to be so "two", so "Biao" The name!
So he said, "Mr. Seito Inoue, if I'm not mistaken, the Nichiren Venerable you're talking about is the monk whose common name is Zenri." Zheng Xudong bit the pronunciation of the word "day" very hard.
Ma Weidu heard the meaning from Zheng Xudong's words, and laughed on the spot, but he was afraid of being rude, so he quickly covered his mouth with his hand and held back without making a sound.
The Department of Chinese and Japanese Culture is in the same vein, and Inoue, a professor at the University of Tokyo, couldn't hear the meaning of Zheng Xudong's words, and he didn't even think about showing his majesty in the school, slapped the table with his hand, and shouted loudly: "Baga!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zheng Xudong's face sank, and the people sitting in the conference room were all intellectuals with deep culture, each of whom could master one or more foreign languages, and not everyone could understand Japanese, but they could understand "OK!HELLO!" just like people who didn't know English. The Japanese phrase "Yaga!" belongs to the "national curse" in Japan, and it is on the same level as our Chinese "stupid! stupid!". Everyone looked at Professor Inoue in amazement.
President Ou Zhaolun sat closest to Zheng Xudong, and when he saw Zheng Xudong's eyes red, he knew that this young man was really angry. In fact, he was also very angry, and today from the very beginning, these people have held the shelves as high as thieves, looking down on people, and offended this centurion black gold card supreme user enough. Just after maintaining the harmonious situation for a short time, now this Japanese fool even scolded the Venerable Master, "I'm the second Olympics! Uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't bear it! I don't take our Citigroup seriously, and I even scolded our centurion black gold card user in front of me, the president of Greater China." So without waiting for Zheng Xudong to get angry at him first, he stood up directly and said with a sinking face: "Mr. Inoue Makoto, I need you to apologize to my VIP customer Mr. Zheng Xudong immediately." ”
In fact, the Japanese people have looked down on the Chinese since the end of the Qing Dynasty, not to mention that today Inoue Makoto, a professor at the University of Tokyo, is still facing a Chinese teenager, he heard Zheng Xudong's words insulting their Nichiren Shangren and forgot for a while that this is China, not Nippen, it is in the headquarters of Citigroup China, just now he said that he was smooth, after saying that he regretted it, then heard Ou Zhaolun's words, immediately stood up and bowed ninety-degree, "Mr. Zheng, I'm sorry, I misheard just now, please forgive me!"
Seeing this Japanese benzene professor apologize, the anger in Zheng Xudong's heart gradually subsided, just now he couldn't wait to immediately "fire" him to death with an "electric cannon", with his current strength, three points of strength is enough to send this Japanese old man to see their Amaterasu. But he still endured it, at least he couldn't do it here.
Seeing that he apologized, he also collected his anger, waved his hand at him and said, "I don't want there to be a next time, you continue to identify!"
"Ahem!" After saying that, Inoue Makoto also sat down in a cold sweat and continued to look at this relic of Nichiren Master. "Since the thirteenth century, this Shuzhu Pill Hengji has been lost, and it has been eight hundred years now, so I didn't expect to see the Venerable Master's relics here. This is one of the five war knives in the legend of Japanese benzene. ”
Professor Inoue Seito slowly pulled out the Suzumaru Hengji Katana, although eight hundred years have passed, the blade is still bright, the loss of time has not left traces on this knife, it is still as bright as new, and the light on the roof of the conference room is reflected on the knife body, making people's eyes dare not look directly. The entire blade was pulled out, and Inoue Makoto looked at it carefully, "That's right, it's it, the sword body is engraved with Shuzhumaru Hengji on one side, and Nichiren Venerable on the other." ”
As if reluctant to give the conference room a second look, Professor Inoue reinserted the knife into its scabbard and gently placed it on the conference table in front of him.
Zheng Xudong looked at what was going on with this Japanese ben man, did he still want to "rob alive", he stretched out the index finger of his right hand at this Japanese professor Ben, pointed to the knife, and hooked himself twice, which meant "bring the knife over".
Inoue Seito looked at Zheng Xudong's movements and asked, "Zheng Sang, your... What does it mean ... Work?"
Zheng Xudong thought to himself, "Hey, what are you pretending to be stupid!" But since you are pretending to be stupid, then I will play with you well. ”
Zheng Xudong said directly to him: "Professor Inoue Seito, please give me back my kitchen cutter, OK!? You have to be clear, it's mine!"
When Inoue Makoto heard Zheng Xudong say that it was his family's "kitchen knife", he seemed to be greatly insulted, and held Shuzhu Maru Hengji tightly in his arms, his eyes showed a wolf-like sharpness, and his nose let out the threatening roar of a wolf or dog before it was attacked, "This is the lost holy relic of our Great Japanese Bon Empire, how can it be exiled overseas, this kind of thing must not happen." We are going to welcome one of the five swords in the world, Suzumaru Hengji, back to the Great Nippon Bon Empire and give it to the Emperor. In the end, the sorrow was sad, and the eyes of the honest people reflected the devotion of pilgrimage.
"President Ou Zhaolun, what kind of expert are you inviting here? Is this planning to rob my personal belongings in broad daylight? Zheng Xudong said to Ou Zhaolun with some displeasure.
In fact, Ou Zhaolun also regretted it after hearing the words of this "Japanese benzene goods" just now, and he secretly swore in his heart, "In the future, I won't say anything and don't find TM's Japanese benzene experts to do things, it's too TM unreliable, who is this!"
Ou Zhaolun also said with a dark face: "Mr. Inoue, you have to pay attention to your words, this is the headquarters of Citibank in the United States, do you still want to rob the personal belongings of my bank customers here." Do you want me to ask the security guards to come in?"
Ou Zhaolun's words made Inaue's head empty, and reason instantly returned to him, put the knife on the table, and bowed deeply again, "I'm sorry, I lost my temper just now, please Mr. Zheng must take care of this katana, don't use it as a kitchen knife, we will welcome this knife back at a high price as soon as possible." After speaking, he grabbed the scabbard with both hands and handed it back to Zheng Xudong.
Zheng Xudong grabbed the knife with his right hand and took it back, but he didn't expect that this Professor Benzene didn't let go, his hands were still tightly grasped on the scabbard, and the reluctance in his eyes was overflowing.
Zheng Xudong slowly brought the knife in front of him, and Professor Inoue's short body and feet were almost ten centimeters off the ground before he finally let go of his hand.
Inoue Seito landed on his feet and sat heavily on the chair behind him, looking extremely depressed.
Zheng Xudong held Shuzhu Pill Hengji in his hand again, and said to himself: "Isn't this just an ordinary war knife? The scabbard is made of ordinary birch, and the birch that has been peeled off is white, and this one is obviously a little yellow when touched by someone's hands. As he spoke, he glanced at the knife to Sean next to him, "Look at what I'm talking about, the whole knife is like a broken wooden pole, not as thick as a child's arm, and it's like a treasure in your country." There is also this bracelet of Nichiren Venerable, although I don't know what the material of this black bead is, but it is certainly not very precious, neither red sandalwood, nor yellow pear, no fragrance and Venus, it is an ordinary wooden bead, and it is also threaded with hemp rope, which has not been broken for 800 years, which is also a wonder, is it not that in the last years of the Northern Song Dynasty in our country, you Japanese benzene did not have silk threads? As far as I know, the life of the monk in Nippon is second only to that of the emperor and the shogun, my God, you are simply living in dire straits. His words made Inoue's face blush and black for a while, but he couldn't refute it.
Everyone else in the conference room sat there and listened to him talk to himself like a guest, only Ma Weidu and Song Yikuan gave him a thumbs up.
Zheng Xudong didn't look at it, and suddenly pulled out the number of beads pill Hengji, slashed at the corner of the conference table like lightning, and then reinserted the knife into the scabbard, and no one saw how he pulled out the knife during the whole process.
At this time, I heard a crisp sound of "Bang Dang", and the corners of the original conference table fell to the ground, and the corners of the conference table that were split were smooth and complete, which also verified the sharpness of this Shuzhu Pill Hengji from the side. "I'm sorry, President Ou Zhaolun, I missed it, please put the bill for the conference table on my head. ”
"No need, I just said it, this is left over from the previous office, and I just wanted to change it. Ou Zhaolun said with a smile.
"You... You are ... Use it ... Inoue slammed the table and stood up, speaking incoherently.
Zheng Xudong ignored it, looked at Sean and said, "Sean, you said that I should take it back to cut Japanese benzene and beef, how about it? It will definitely not be like the knife at home now, after cutting the meat straight into the knife." ”
Sean nodded very cooperatively, "I'll take your kitchen knife to my house when I go back." ”
Everyone in the room knew they were joking about the Japanese man, and everyone laughed.
Inoue Makoto had lost his mind at this time, he couldn't tolerate someone treating his country's holy relics like this, he pointed at Zheng Xudong and said in Japanese: "Bastard, you will eventually bear the wrath of the Great Nippon Empire!"