Chapter 6 Affection can't be kept, and the routine is moving
"Oh, it wasn't intentional, so what was intentional?" Han Doudou smiled coldly.
"I'll go to the teacher, how can you understand?"
Hearing Han Doudou's words, Jiang Zhe was immediately dumbfounded.
"Well, what, do you have an opinion?"
"Ahem, no, no. ”
Jiang Zhe smiled bitterly, how dare he have any opinions, he can't fight, he is still afraid that this teacher will give him small shoes to wear!
"Doudou, what's going on?" At this time, Jiang Yinglan walked over from the west side, glanced at Jiang Zhe with a bitter face curiously, and then sat next to Han Doudou and asked.
"Sister Lan, it's okay, it's just that Jiang Zhe exploded when I was in class, so I arrested him to educate him. As a colleague, Han Doudou naturally knows the relationship between Jiang Zhe and Jiang Yinglan, and now that he is talking like this, he also hopes that Jiang Yinglan can help her educate Jiang Zhe.
As a conscientious teacher, even if the students can't read, she doesn't want the students to become bad people, so she feels that Jiang Zheyou has changed from a student who can't read to a problem student who has a headache, so she thinks that Jiang Yinglan, an elder, will help with education.
Jiang Zhe looked at Jiang Yinglan's darkened face, and the bitterness on his face increased a little.
Meow, it's a big deal now, he doesn't think his aunt will let him go.
Sure enough, Jiang Yinglan calmed down when she heard this, and said coldly to Jiang Zhe: "You explain to me well, what Teacher Han said!"
"Eh.. Auntie, me!"
At this time, Jiang Yinglan was really angry, as a nephew who had seen her since she was a child, she also had great expectations for her, but Jiang Zhe would not be able to read it no matter how she read it, and then she and his parents would not force it, but the book can be read or not, people, it is absolutely necessary.
There is nothing wrong with saying foul language, Jiang Yinglan is not a fairy, occasionally she will say some vulgar things, but these people have to say it, and they have to divide the occasion, if it is said in class, it is definitely a matter of quality!
So, Jiang Yinglan's two beautiful eyes looked at Jiang Zhe coldly: "Jiang Zhe, I hope you can give us an explanation, if not, hum, I won't forget to tell your parents when the time comes." ”
"Farewell, auntie, you know, my parents are so busy, every day is so hard, if you still tell them this, it won't make them more tired. After hearing this, Jiang Zhe hurriedly stopped him, he was still very afraid of his father and mother.
It's not cowardice, it's more because he's their son!
With a "bang", Jiang Yinglan hit the table directly with one hand, and Jiang Zhe's heart trembled when he heard this voice, well, he felt sorry for his aunt's hand.
I saw Jiang Yinglan say a little angrily: "Since you yourself know that your parents will be unhappy if you do this, then why do you still do this? Do you know the seriousness of this matter? Your parents no longer force you to take the university entrance examination, they just want you to be an upright person, and now you are openly exploding in class, and you are still giggling, do you think it is glorious to do this? It's very exciting?"
"I... I didn't mean that. Listening to Jiang Yinglan's words, Jiang Zhe was already about to cry, he was just a junior in high school after all, even if he got the system and could look at students of the same age from his father's eyes, but when he met his elders, he still couldn't get rid of the identity of the juniors.
In fact, the main thing is that this matter is indeed his fault!
It's just that he can't explain it if you ask him to explain! Could it be that if you tell them to look at the window and see that there is a system running into his head from his eyes, maybe after saying that, Jiang Yinglan will directly call his parents and ask his parents to take him to Hongshan Mental Hospital.
Jiang Zhe's heart turned a thousand times at the moment, thinking about how to explain it to them more reasonably.
"Then what do you mean, Jiang Zhe, you explain it to us well, if the explanation is not good, then don't blame me for telling your parents. Jiang Yinglan's eyes were glowing with cold light, while Han Doudou on the side looked like he was watching a good show.
Jiang Zhe cried with a sad face, and kept thinking about the reason in his heart, at this time his eyes also drifted to Han Doudou, and before the latter noticed, his eyes lit up: "Actually, this is the case, Teacher Han, aunt, the reason why I am so excited... Cough, burst foul mouth, that's because I happened to be silently deviating from the sao, carrying it on my back and suddenly feeling very simple, and then excited... Just ......."
"Lisao?!"
Han Doudou and Jiang Yinglan were full of incredulity when they heard this, first of all, they were unbelievable for the reason Jiang Zhe found, and secondly, Jiang Zhe actually proposed to divorce himself, aren't they afraid of slapping themselves in the face?
What level Jiang Zhe is, as his boy, no one knows better than Han Doudou and Jiang Yinglan.
So, Jiang Yinglan's eyes sank, and she said, "Jiang Zhe, don't lie to us!"
"How could it be, no matter how bad my Jiang Zhe is, it is impossible to deceive people, no!" Jiang Zhe also regained his calm expression at this time, he thought of this reason just now, to be honest, this reason was so clumsy that even he didn't believe it, and he was even more afraid of Han Doudou and Jiang Yinglan, but his purpose was not only that, he also had his calculations.
Obviously, it is impossible for him to say things about the system, but it is impossible for him to make up a decent reason for a while, so he simply broke the jar and broke it, anyway, he said this is not without purpose, and the high school Chinese he just drew in the toilet is his biggest backer.
Jiang Zhe's IQ is not good, but his EQ is still above the level, and he also believes that Jiang Yinglan and Han Doudou don't really want any reason, it's more about attitude, if it weren't for Han Doudou, he wouldn't use the word "education".
So he said this reason to divert the attention of Han Doudou and Jiang Yinglan.
As the saying goes, since ancient times, affection cannot be kept, only routines move people's hearts.
This is Jiang Zhe's move.
Of course, this is also the reason why Jiang Zhe himself is a scumbag, if ordinary people really don't have any effect.
Sure enough, as soon as they heard Jiang Zhe's words, Han Doudou and Jiang Yinglan glanced at each other, as his teachers, they were very clear about Jiang Zhe's true situation, so Han Doudou smiled at Jiang Zhe and said, "Jiang Zhe, what you just said is true?"
"Of course!
"Oh, that's good, you can recite Lisao now, if you recite it, we will believe the reason you said. At this moment, Han Doudou smiled very playfully, she wanted to see what tricks Jiang Zhe was playing!
However, then Jiang Zhe really recited the sass, and the words were correct and round, and he recited them word by word, which made Han Doudou and Jiang Yinglan's expressions that originally wanted to watch a good show also become stunned.
Looking at them, Jiang Zhe smiled in his heart.
But at this moment, the system suddenly made a sound.
"The task is released, the host needs to get the provincial champion in the college entrance examination a month later, the mission is successful, and five hundred merit points, ten evolution points, and a chance to draw a lottery, fail, given that the host has no evolution points, then take back the memorable (proficient) skill, and impotence for a month. ”
"Hold the grass!"