Some people are like fireflies in the night, obviously trying to hide themselves, but in the end they find out that it is in vain, probably because they are too dazzling, right?

Standing out from the crowd of chickens, Erha into the wolves...... Kong Fang felt that he was very dazzling now, pretending to be a pig, pretending to be a pig, why did he have to pull me out to eat a tiger? This is not scientific! Newton cried and fainted in the toilet.

Wood shows in the forest, the wind will destroy it! Stretching out the head is also a knife, shrinking the head is still a knife, since this is the case, then let the storm come more violently, the wind and the rain, the wind and the rain, wave the knife to kill until the sky clears! [My little swallow has grown up (laughing and crying)]

"As soon as the Yan Blood Sword comes out, there will be deaths and injuries!" Kong Fang bit the strand of hair that blocked his vision in his mouth, and said coldly: "You forced me, eat!"

At this moment, an accident happened, it turned out that Kong Fang had short hair, which was a bit embarrassing?

Before the battle really started, just pulled out the pig-killing knife, the teammates had already sacrificed the urine escape technique, if the real knife and real gun were done, then it would be necessary? Wouldn't it be a escape......

At that time, there was a Terran player in the competitive world who had a bad stomach before the game, but he insisted on carrying forward the fighting spirit of the game, and broke the ancient record of seven pauses to go to the toilet in a game, and the crowd of onlookers was shocked, and they all gave him a thumbs up after the game, and enthusiastically called him "poop Terran".

I don't regret taking medicine in the world, I knew it would be such an end, so I still insist on it, so I can just admit defeat early, it's better than being called a "poop human race"!

As soon as you enter the arena, it is as deep as the sea,

Hundreds of millions of people are buried under this sea.

The buries are all dog slaughterers,

The depth of the water is never bottomless.

"The water is deep and shallow, how can you be willing if you don't try?"

Holding on to the luck mentality, Brother Na found the referee to ask for directions, and tried to play his urine escape skills to the point of perfection.

"Cauldron cauldron, discuss something with you, give you a slippery edge, let me go out to pee, okay?" I promise to return to the arena as soon as I finish peeing!"

The referee thought to himself, "You want to bribe me as soon as you slip it?"

Seeing that the referee didn't react for a long time, Brother Nag felt that it must be that the money was not enough, so he continued to increase the chips and said: "Two slips, five slides, is it possible that you want ten slides? Eight slides at a price, I really only have so much on me!"

Quiet, really quiet!

After a long time, the referee showed a look of contempt and disgust and said: "You want to bribe me? You are looking at the wrong person, what I hate the most is people like you, and now there are only two choices in front of you, either abstain and admit defeat, or give me an honest hold!"

"Rub, I didn't let you go through the back door! The combination of urine escape and inducement has failed, and sure enough, the water is ...... deep."

Encountering a super god teammate like Kong Fang, Bi Na has a very strong hope of lying down to win, but unfortunately the sky does not fulfill people's wishes, and at the same time he also met a fair and honest referee, it seems that this water has to go if you don't want to!

Actually, it's not easy to think about wading into the water! The referee's intention to release the water is very clear, and a "good time" implies that the money is not enough, and this routine is not understood? You deserve to be flooded.

A toddler falls into the water, cooing and cooing......

"Kid, you're still too young! When will you be as good as us and be able to pretend to be in the crowd every day?"

"Duxiu, please sit down first, you Zhixiu I can't forget the dust, try to ask who in the world can match you? I don't think there is a ...... However, other students also need to have a chance to perform!"

"What more will you want, what will you want...... Do you know how he died suddenly upstairs? At that time, he was blowing in the crowd, and he couldn't stop it!"

It's too embarrassing to stop! Once the golden student Kong Fang gets serious, ordinary students are not enemies at all, and classmate Xiao Li has never been so disappointed!

"Is there really such a big gap between the golden students and the ordinary students? Is it true that no matter how hard the ordinary students try to defeat the so-called geniuses, they will never be able to defeat the so-called geniuses? Unwillingly...... I'm not reconciled!"

Xiao Li clenched his fists tightly, and he didn't notice that his fingernails pierced his palms, and he secretly made up his mind that he must work harder!

"1,000 frog jumps, 2,000 boxing, 2,000 boxing, 3,000 weightlifts, 3,000 weightlifts, 4,000 rope skipping......"

At this moment, someone patted Xiao Li on the shoulder and showed a sunny smile.

As long as you have the spirit of Yugong moving mountains, the iron rod can be sharpened into an embroidery needle, and failure will become a success...... Come on!"

Kong Fang gave a friendly attitude, he felt that the young man in front of him was not simple, he was by no means comparable to ordinary people, even if he could not dominate one side in the future, he would definitely be able to make a name for himself.

Hearing Kong Fang's words of encouragement, Xiao Li felt very frustrated: "He is worthy of being a genius, he speaks so well, not like me ...... stupid, he usually communicates with people normally, and he speaks incoherent Mandarin "

I remember that time, Xiao Li finally mustered up the courage to confess to a girl he had liked for a long time.

The heartwarming girl asked: "Are you willing to be a cow and a horse for me for the rest of your life?"

Xiao Li replied excitedly: "I am willing, as long as you give me grass every day!"

As a result, the heart-warming girl showed disgusted eyes, slapped Xiao Li, and never paid attention to Xiao Li again.

"When a cow is a horse for a lifetime, you just need to eat grass every day, don't you overdo it!

Only now, Xiao Li has not figured out what he said wrong. This is probably the difference between ordinary people and geniuses, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, can you help Xiao Li solve his confusion?

I can't answer it, but I know someone can answer it......!

"Grass is read as! You can't get around any of them when you go to a tongue twister contest with this accent. ”

Pretend to force out the illusion, and the backlight is also clear, showing off your beauty. Thank you for your strong support for the "The Coldest in History" column group! Show a lot, show a lot, show a lot, 100 million people are pretending to be a fart in the show.

Kong Fang's edge was first revealed, and he was so embarrassed, and at this moment, his teammate Bi Na's face suddenly became solemn.

"Look at the sky, the next wave of the enemy's elite troops is about to arrive on the battlefield in 60 seconds, Brother Fang, why don't you hurry up and crush them!"

"Grind your sister, what do you think about grinding ants? I don't have the strength to defend the team anymore. ”

"Warrior, recharge another 500 slippery, your strength is very valuable!"

"Refuse to take drug milk powder, dead fat house brother!"

"Captain Kong Fang, I put on a suit and brought a collar. The socks were also cleaned and the shoes were cleaned. I also brought a bag of Black Stone Forest and a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite!"

"The fake pig set is the first in the world. ”