Walked over and greeted a few familiar people, and then signaled to other people's chins, five, six, seven, three sat down at the next place, this platform was built very wide, above the lake, surrounded by carved railings on all sides, everyone sat around the railing, there were also a few small ones in front of them, a few were all kinds of chongyang flower cakes, snacks, melons and fruits and tea, and several pots of chrysanthemums were placed in the middle, and a group of people were so around eating, drinking, blowing and appreciating chrysanthemums and then making some sour poems.

The person in charge of Zhang Luo is the young master Yan, the reason why he made fun for everyone to compose poems, of course, was to show his second sister's talent, not far from this platform is a open pavilion, several wives are sitting in it, every move on this side of the platform can be seen clearly, and the second sister's table will naturally be taken into the eyes.

Although Young Master Yan has nothing outstanding in his studies, he is very proficient in this kind of party and play, and he has just gathered everyone to make a few poems about Yongju and take them out for evaluation, and finally Yan Er's poems came out on top, and Min Xuewei fell behind slightly - but everyone knows that this is not Min Xuewei's real level, after all, the Yan family is the host, and they can't steal the limelight from the host's family, and it is the way of etiquette to deliberately show weakness, so no one takes this ranking seriously.

"Let's put an end to the poems, the good scenery can't be appreciated, the good poems can't be exhausted, and the fun will be done when the point is reached," Young Master Yan smiled and said to everyone, "Looking at a lot of people, if everyone is all mixed and happy, let's have a poem solitaire, the requirements are also very simple, each person has a poem with the word 'chrysanthemum', one after another, whoever catches it slowly, more than five numbers, who will be punished to the center of the stage to give everyone a skill, no matter what, singing music, painting is okay, even if it is a joke, guess a riddle, It's okay to play a set of punches, let's just have a lively picture, I don't know what you think?"

Of course, everyone said yes, so Young Master Yan started the first sentence: "Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, leisurely see Nanshan." ”

The person next to him answered: "Shi Ju condenses Xiaolu, and Luhua drops Qiuwan." ”

"By asking Mr. where he is, a fence of sparse chrysanthemums blooms again. ”

"Qingjing holds chrysanthemums, and the cool weather leans on the pine trees. ”

"When the time comes, if you see the East Fence Chrysanthemum, you will ask how many degrees the frost will open. ”

"The chrysanthemum is purple for frost, and the moss is red for rain. ”

……

arrived at Yan Qi: "The rain is desolate and the chrysanthemum is deep, and the frost pours half a pond lotus." ”

Lu Rong: "The geese in Chrysanthemum Village come to the sky in the evening, and they leave the water together." ”

Wu Yue: "......"

Everyone counted five, and Comrade Wu Yue gloriously became the first person to perform in the center of the stage.

"I'm going to give you a boxing set. Wu Yue didn't twist either, even though he was wearing a skirt, he still practiced a set of beautiful boxing techniques neatly, and won the applause of the audience.

Then the next person continued, and circled back for a while, "...... I'll give you another boxing set......" Wu Yue went up again.

"That's not good, you can't always let Ah Yue go up," Yan Qi said, "I have to save her." ”

So Yan Qi went up in the third circle.

Lu Rong: "......" Are you sure you weren't forced to go up because there were no more sentences in your stomach?

"I'll give you a flute. Yan Qi said this with shame.

"Well, there's no flute here. Young Master Yan said.

"So? Yan Qi said and returned to his seat.

Everyone: "......"

"What are you doing, is this a blatant trick under the identity of the host?" Min Hongwei, who also came to the banquet with her family, said sarcastically.

A few of her girlfriends also followed suit, although this one was not right with Yan Wu, but she couldn't help but act with her family, so she still came to Yan's house, and she didn't miss any thorns along the way.

"Then I'll give you a riddle," Yan Qi stood in the middle again, "What animal didn't have legs when it was a child, and it has four legs when it grows up?"

"-Frog!" shouted the crowd in unison.

Min Hongwei's face turned iron blue with anger.

Wu Yue hugged her stomach and laughed so much that she didn't finish laughing until the game continued to her, "Hahaha...... I'll give you a ...... again and again Hahaha set ...... Fist ......"

After this round is over, Young Master Yan will end the game in time, and then everyone will have no words, where are there so many Yongju poems. After playing for a while, you have to rest for a while, let the next person make new tea for the guests, put new fruits and snacks, and move a few pots of chrysanthemums for everyone to enjoy.

I have to say that Young Master Yan is really good at arranging, if all the flowers are put up at one time, everyone will have no freshness after a while, and like this, a few new pots will be put on every once in a while, so that everyone will always maintain the enthusiasm for appreciating chrysanthemums, and this time it will not be cold.

Five, six, seven, and three also enjoy the chrysanthemum with great interest, among which the most famous is the chrysanthemum, the white and yellow stamen is like the lotus room; Lu Lotus likes the peach chrysanthemum, the chrysanthemum petals are pink; Yan Qi likes the wood chrysanthemum, which is white and sandalwood, and the fragrance is the strongest; Wu Yue likes the golden bell chrysanthemum, which is yellow and round; there is also the Xirong chrysanthemum, which is pure white and large; and the marigold silver dai chrysanthemum, which is white and yellow......

You have to eat while appreciating, five-color cake, Ma Ge cake, chestnut cake, jujube cake, yellow rice cake, the most classic is the five-color nine-fold cake in the shape of a nine-layer tower, take the meaning of "step by step". Lu Lotus likes to eat the flower cake baked with oil and sugar noodles, sandwiched between chestnuts, pomegranate seeds, ginkgo, pine nut meat, etc., there are two layers and three layers, the layers are different; Wu Yue likes to eat the cake made of rice noodles or noodles wrapped in meat, this kind of cake is also called camel brocade, the camel brocade of Yanfu is more particular, with nine kinds of materials wrapped in noodles, there are pigs, sheep, fish and ducks, the meat is fishy, torn into silk, and after steaming out of the pot, it is also dyed with vegetable juice in five colors, the color and flavor are complete.

Yan Qi loves to eat sweet, five-color rice flour mixed with ripe chestnut pounded powder, and then with musk molasses, which is either sandwiched with shredded meat duck cake, or sandwiched with Suzi soaked into plum marinade, pear, orange, pomegranate and other fruits, not only do not feel sweet and greasy, but eat full of fragrance, this cake is said to be the flavor of Jiangnan, and there is an elegant name, called "Chunlan Autumn Chrysanthemum".

Everyone was eating, drinking, talking, laughing, and laughing, but the young master Yan asked his subordinates to carry a few tables and put them in front of everyone, "This is going to do a big thing." "Yan Qidao.

"How else are you going to toss us?" Wu Yue's tone was sad.

Young Master Yan unveiled the answer: "There are poems, flowers and tea, and there must be a painting to calculate the ......."

"I'll have to prepare a few more sets. Wu Yue said.

“…… The right to play for fun, I have prepared a lottery holder for everyone here, each person draws one from it, and draws according to the title on the drawn lot, "Young Master Yan continued to introduce the rules of the game above, "There is no need to elaborate and exhaust the spirit, it is better to limit the time, just take the moment as the time, and if the painting is not finished after a moment, it will be punished for public performance, and the painted painting, for the sake of fairness, we will take it to the front for the elders to see, if the elders can guess the topic you drew according to the painting, it will be counted as a good guò, and if you can't guess or are guessed wrong, the painter will be punished—— It is important to note that there must not be any words on the drawing. In the end, the top three and the bottom three will be judged, the top three will be rewarded, and the last three will need to be punished again - I don't know what you think?"

This game is quite novel, everyone is a little eager to try under curiosity, so they nodded yes, but some people said that the time is too short, can only be painted in a freehand style, if everyone is a style, it seems to lose interest, Young Master Yan is worthy of being proficient in playing, after a little thought, there is a response, and said with a smile: "If you want to paint richer, you can also draw a picture in a group of several people, and by the way, you can also test the tacit understanding between several people, which is also fun." ”

Everyone also thinks this method is interesting, so they all say good, and they have found partners at the moment, some are willing to paint one by themselves, some are willing to form a group with others, and they simply change seats with others to get together, and then draw lots from the lottery holder in turn, some draw lots from the lottery, some smoke "The Hermit Doesn't Meet", some smoke "Mountain Walk", and smoke "Two Yellow Orioles Singing Green Willows", five, six, seven and three naturally formed a group, smoking "Early White Emperor City".

The main scenery of the poem is the mountains. Lu Rong said.

"Yes, Wanzhong Mountain, White Emperor City, Caiyun, Ape, Man and Boat. Wu Yue rolled his eyes up and counted.

"There is no need to paint the White Emperor City, mountains, people, boats and apes must be painted, and when others see these things, ninety percent can guess it. Lu Rong said.

"Mountains are easy to paint, I paint mountains!" Wu Yue said busily.

"Then I'll draw people and boats. Lu Rong said with a smile, these two are the most difficult to draw.

"Okay, I'll draw the ape. "Yan Qidao.

As soon as it was discussed, the incense had been lit, and Young Master Yan smiled and shouted: "Begin!" Everyone spread out the paper on the several cases in front of them, painting horizontally and vertically, and swaying alone in the division of labor and cooperation, and the faction was in full swing.

Five, six, seven and three horizontal axes, Wu Yue painted the mountain from left to right, Lu Lotus painted people and boats on the right, Yan Qi first drew apes in the middle, and when Wu Yue drew over, the two of them changed positions, and the three of them cooperated very tacitly and smoothly, and they did not color in order to save time, but only used an ink pen.

As a result, the painting was too devoted, no one bothered to look up at the timing incense, and when the incense was finished, Lu Lotus finished painting, Yan Qi and Wu Yue were still swaying freely, listening to the stop, they felt that they were lying in a groove, Wu Yue took advantage of the unpreparedness of others to make up for the small hill that he had drawn half, and Yan Qi had no chance to make up for it again, so he had to put a pen and hand in the paper.

The scroll was handed in, and no one was allowed to sign it, anyway, they could recognize that it was made by themselves, so Master Yan asked people to hold a push of the painting paper and take it forward in person, first show it to the adults, and then take it back for everyone to appreciate after reading it.

"I have a bad premonition. "Yan Qidao.

"I didn't even have time to see what you painted," Wu Yue wiped the sweat from his head, "I painted at least a hundred or so mountains." ”

"I think we should be fine, it's all obvious in the poem. Lu Rong is quite confident.

In the front yard of the Bihao Hall, a group of court bigwigs are sitting drinking tea and laughing about current affairs, the customary tea will be after fifty years before moving the buttocks to the garden to enjoy the scenery, always can not go to the master's house to play first, there are more things in the men's world to precede fun, such as chatting about work, talking about the year, fighting a fight.

Fortunately, when Young Master Yan entered the Bihao Hall, the bigwigs had already talked for a round, and they were removing the old tea for new tea, and the topic began to turn in the direction of entertainment.

The first picture is very simple, a large waterfall cascading down from the mountain, the top of the mountain is purple mist, a person standing far away, holding a pergola and looking at the waterfall.

"This painting is good, "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall"!" Pingzhang was the first to guess, and also accompanied a comment, "This mountain is well painted, the strange stones are steep, the dangerous peaks are standing, and the pen power is all on this stone edge." ”

Everyone also nodded, and then looked at the second one, the painting is a few white geese, green water, anthurium, easy to guess the "goose", rare is that the goose on this painting is painted beautifully and vividly, there are curved necks to the sky, there are wings to play in the water, and there are lingering necks, there are no interesting and feelings, by the big guys generally praised.

In the third picture of a thousand mountains and red leaves, there are people and cars parked outside the forest.

The fourth is the night mountain temple, a small boat moored in Zhu.

Fifth, Sixth, Seventh...... There are those who paint well and those who do not paint well, there are those who have immature brushstrokes and those who have novel ideas, and a group of powerful figures in the government and the opposition are also rare to let go of their scheming at this moment, and they are happily praising or slandering the paintings of their juniors.

Even Yan Zike's big snake spirit disease was happily guessing there, and there was a big head squeezed next to him, and the expression that originally looked fun was even happier at the moment.

A painting that is being shown to everyone stumped these big guys, depicting a red-faced old man standing on a ...... with a gourd in his hand Under the cash cow, next to it is a ...... It looks like it's full of garbage...... The other old man at the entrance of the temple, well, maybe the land lord, was smiling very obscenely at the red-faced old man.

"Don't you bet on 'long pine ten thousand trees around the hut, strange rocks and cold springs near the rocks. The old man is still able to do it at eighty, and the generals will lead their children and grandchildren to collect crops. 'This poem?' guessed the scholar of the Middle Temple.

"I think it's like, 'A 100-year-old man doesn't farm, but he knows that he is in his old age.'" Sometimes the lice scratch their heads alone, and they return to sleep under the fence. 'This one. Guanglu Temple Shaoqing disagreed.

"What is the explanation of the old man next to him who is smiling strangely?" Zuo Tongzheng asked.

"It should be'Thirty years ago, I said goodbye to you, and my poor face was red. Who knows that the sun and moon phases are urging, and this time I see you becoming an old man. "There is humanity in Hallym Temple.

"This is near!" everyone nodded. But...... Even if you "see you become an old man this time", you won't laugh so obscenely...... Besides, this style of painting is too weird, the two old men are not the same style at all! It's basically a grandfather in a gourd baby, and the other is a turtle fairy in Dragon Ball! What the hell is that house like a land temple? Why is there so much garbage outside?! Why did the two old men choose to reunite in such a place after not seeing each other for 30 years?!

"So what kind of poem is this?" someone couldn't help but ask Young Master Yan.

"Well, it's "Drama Asks Huamen Restaurant". ”

"The old man is still selling wine at seventy, and there are thousands of pots and hundreds of urns at the door. The elm pods are still like money, and they are willing to pick up the wine. ”

So the red-faced old man meant to drink too much.

Therefore, the land temple full of garbage is actually a wine shop with wine urns.

So the tree covered with copper coins is actually an elm pod.

So the old man who smiled obscenely at the red-faced old man was actually the shopkeeper, who was "jokingly" asking" the Huamen Restaurant......

Hemp is really like a play, all depends on painting skills!

The bigwigs felt that their IQ had been insulted, and strongly demanded to put down one picture, and as soon as the next one came out, the bigwigs were about to cry -- what the hell is this! Is there noodles growing on the tree? Are the two laughing people under the tree? Don't you think the arms of one of them are a little too short? The arms hang down, and the tips of his fingers are only on his waist, how does he usually wipe his butts when he goes to the toilet? In addition, you didn't notice that the one with short hands is still a six-fingered man? Does he have two right feet with toes in the same direction?! He raised his hand and pointed to the left, why did his eyes look up and the other to the right?! Gravity couldn't contain his body organs? Even if he was a duplicitous scheming, this was too obvious! The most terrifying thing was the other one, not to mention the effect of scissor hands combed out of the bun on his head, the robe on his body was very left-handed! Dead people wear left-sided clothes, don't you know?! The face is good, the belt is tied on the knee, and such an obvious appointment hint is put out in a grand manner, you should be blind!

- Don't tell the old people, this special painting is "Panasonic asks the boy, and the teacher picks medicine"!

- If you don't know how to draw, don't come out to show ugliness, okay!

The bigwigs' hearts were hurt by 10,000 points, and they all asked to quickly unfold the next painting, this one "Human Ghost Face Base Map" Hurry up and pass it, the next horizontal axis slowly unfolds in front of everyone's eyes, the scene on the painting is even more tragic, the paper is full of twists and turns with pointed lines speculated to be the sea of fire, because there is a person on the boat above, the person and the boat are very well drawn, but the sea of fire is inexplicably mixed with a lot of old man's face, in the fire shadow is full of shadows from time to time, each old man's face is very hard to open his mouth, probably burned by the fire very painful? What is particularly terrifying is that one of the old men only has half a face- Presumably, it was not finished, making the half of the face, which only had two melancholy eyes, look extremely haggard in the raging fire......

#我差不多已经是张废脸了〒_〒#

"I can't guess what this is!" the bosses shook their heads.

…… Today's children's brains are too huge, the painting style is too paradoxical, and they feel more and more unbearable!

"What do you think?" Qiao Lezi laughed and cried several times, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and asked Yan Zike next to him in a hoarse voice.

"Early White Emperor City". ”