241. The big action of beating the little mandarin duck
Hot pot plus beautiful male drag show, not yet immortal, but happy race immortals.
Chu Lingxi sat on the willow branch and swinged with the breeze: "The more you grow up, the more troubled you are, little children, cherish the carefree years!"
Suddenly, the mountains shook again, Hua Xu everything flowed at the speed of light, one was born and two times ripe, the demon goddess of war was used to the rhythm of swaying in the earthquake, and felt that her dancing posture was comparable to that of a crazy witch who danced hard.
When his brain was almost thrown out, the dream finally returned to peace.
Chu Lingxi's mind was full of dizzy little stars, she held her forehead with her hands and closed her eyes for a moment, opened her eyes and found herself sitting next to Lin Ze again, and said helplessly: "King of the Green Hat, the entanglement between the two of us should not be deeper than I imagined!"
At the time of the morning class, if the water fairy is pacing between the Taoist books, from time to time to ask people to recite the Taoist scriptures, there is no accident, the bottom of the slag bean sprouts is the focus of the investigation.
Ruoshui Fairy's ring ruler tapped on the side of her bookcase, and her cold tone was emotionless: "Chapter 5, measure 6." ”
Liu Ya is no longer a rookie who is beaten and punished every day, but when he saw the sandalwood ring ruler, he was still frightened, and his voice trembled slightly: "The void is not valuable, not its name, Mo is as quiet, Mo is as empty, quiet is also empty, it has its dwelling, it is also with it, and it is lost." ”
Ruoshui Fairy said, "Chapter 3, Section 9." ”
This was the first time she had asked questions continuously, and in the eyes of those who didn't know her painstaking intentions, it looked like she was deliberately making things difficult.
Liu Ya studied diligently day and night hard, and indeed made great progress, and the scriptures were memorized like a stream: "Do good deeds not for the name, but for the name; the name is not with the benefit period, but with the benefit; the profit is not with the period, but with the contention, so the gentleman must be cautious and good." ”
"Okay!" Jia Mu immediately clapped his hands and cheered, and then raised his hand high, and Mao Sui recommended himself: "Test me and test me!"
The poor love to show off, and the scumbags love to show off.
If the water fairy doesn't let the devil get his wish, another Taoist is ordered: "Zhu Zhikang, Chapter 6, Section 2." ”
Jia Mu pouted at his aunt, but when he looked at the bean sprouts, he smiled, and his hands gestured to a heart: "You are awesome, Master is proud of you!"
Liu Ya was extremely embarrassed, and whispered: "It's just memorizing two scriptures, keep a low profile, otherwise you will make others laugh!"
Love is about to be said in a high profile, Jia Mu clenched his fists and waved his arms and said, "My bean sprouts are the best!"
His voice is not too high, but it is not low, at least half of the Dao students can hear it, Zhu Zhikang is not very familiar with it, and he was directly cut off by the demon's voice.
Ruoshui Fairy looked at the bean sprouts and the devil, these two little children were inexplicably very husband and wife, her eyebrows subconsciously frowned tighter and tighter, realizing that she could no longer let it go.
Chu Lingxi transformed into a mind reading master: "Could it be that you want to break them up?"
The demon goddess of war is an expert in stirring up wind and waves, and anyone who has the intention of making trouble can't hide her discernment.
After the morning class, she followed closely and witnessed the fantastic scene with her own eyes.
Ruoshui Immortal arranged a special errand for the Merry Twilight Pavilion: "The relationship between Jiamu and Liu Ya is too close to practice, so you can use more means to prevent the two from continuing to interact." ”
Twilight Pavilion was stunned: "You... Are you kidding?"
If the water fairy's eyes are as cold as cold arrows, they are silent, and their aura is solemn.
Twilight Ting's little cowardice trembled three times, and plucked up the courage to persuade, "They... They are at the age of no evil thoughts, with similar temperaments, like-minded, learning and making progress together..."
If the water fairy is iron-fisted and autocratic, he forcibly appoints unreasonable tasks: "Do as you are told, and give you five days!"
"I... I'm fit for a good relationship... I am reluctant to beat the little mandarin duck..."
Dusk Pavilion had an idea, and directly shook the pot: "This arduous task, only Chenghui can handle it in the entire Huaxu Mountain, I will go and find him for you!"
If the water fairy has made a decision: "After five days, if it can't be done, you are the only one who asks!"
Dusk Ting had no choice but to resort to the murderous trick of a beautiful man, twisted his shoulders and said: "Shangxian ~ This errand is too difficult~"
"Shut up!"
If the water fairy is a heroine, she can't see a man behaving in a shy, and her eyebrows and eyes are full of disgust: "This matter needs to be kept absolutely confidential and must not be leaked, otherwise I will break up your soft bones, get out!"
Twilight Pavilion has always been gags without a proper shape, and often deviates the painting style of the people around him.
"Where will that bastard boy listen to me, why don't you go out in person!"
Twilight Pavilion changed another trick and offered a bad idea: "There is a fixed routine for beating mandarin ducks, and it is generally the man's direct female elders who come forward and use money to hurt the heroine's self-esteem,"
He turned into a drama spirit and began to perform, pretending to be a mean female voice in a shrill voice: "You are not worthy of my nephew, take the 100,000 taels and disappear from his world!"
Then he turned his body to the other side and sobbed as a girl: "I am in true love with Jiamu, not his money..."
In addition to acting, he didn't forget to talk about the play: "At this time, you can increase the price appropriately, but the attitude must be arrogant..."
If the water fairy slammed the teacup at his feet, his anger was about to erupt like a volcano: "Do you think you have a good sense of humor?"
Dusk Pavilion didn't dare to make another time: "I'll get out... Get out of here..."
"Wait!" Ruoshui stopped him, "How are you preparing for the Taishang Zhenren test?"
Twilight Pavilion was full of loveless sadness, and dealt with it perfunctorily: "I will do my best." ”
If water hates iron and does not become steel, he snorted angrily and coldly: "A lie has been told for nearly a hundred years, and my mind has always been on eating, drinking and having fun!"
Twilight Ting stiffly smiled awkwardly: "I just had an epiphany, if you don't fight a little more, you may force me on all unreliable errands in the future." ”
"That's right, that's exactly what I mean. ”
If the water fairy is the Buddha who specializes in suppressing the monkeys, he will not stop if he does not force the monkeys to the right path.
The twilight pavilion is a dignified and romantic saint, sneaking into the night with the wind, stealing women's hearts, but now he is forced to hurt the heart of poor bean sprouts.
He seriously suspected that if the water fairy had been single for too long, his psychology would be distorted and perverted, and he would not be able to see the kindness and love of others.
Jokes are jokes, with his understanding of the immortals, there must be an unusual reason behind the beating of the little mandarin duck.
His footsteps stopped, and he recalled the topic he had talked to Shuyu several times in the past - whether Liu Yanqi's death of the Immortal was related to the Immortal Emperor Dehui?
Although there was no conclusive evidence, his intuition told him that the Immortal Emperor was likely to be behind the scenes.
The grievances and old accounts of the previous generation need to be repaid by the blood and tears of the next generation, and the ambiguous little flame between Jiamu and Liu Ya really cannot continue to develop, otherwise both of them will suffer endless pain in the future.
As the person in charge of the mandarin duck beating operation, the burden on his shoulders was extremely heavy, and he was helpless, so he raised his head and asked Cangtian: "God, how can I break up my lover?"