Joke, does the genius student Kong Fang still need to prepare for the war?

The answer, of course, is no, there is no need to ask about this kind of thing!

As a pig's knuckle, you just need to be there in time and ready to receive flowers and applause!

As for the preparations, they were all in preparation for the poor ugly dragon tricks. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"There's no way, who made Kong Fang and I useless except for being handsome!"

"Spicy ...... next door It's really hard to guard against! If you don't pretend to force you, you'll die?

"Yo, yo, yo...... Is it a disease, it must be cured!"

Pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, and if you don't die, you won't die!

Soon, Kong Fang understood a truth: "To be a man, it is better to be modest and cautious and low-key!"

The person who can teach Kong Fang this truth is undoubtedly Shuiwanwan!

The person who is best at dealing with men is often not a man, but a woman......! Precisely the best of these women.

Shuiwanwan does nothing and lies down at home to sleep for beauty sleep, which can help a man weighing 500 pounds to lose weight successfully, making this man who has been plagued by obesity lose weight to less than 100 pounds, this kind of lethality is obvious to all!

"I don't regret the gradual widening of the belt, and I will make people haggard for Yixiao!"

These two verses given to the "little goblin" Shuiwan Bay have been sung to the endless territory and have never been forgotten!

History is often created inadvertently, so don't make a fuss!

Because there's more to come, but not now! Don't be nervous......

This trip to the bandit mountain can be described as quite smooth, and it can be regarded as a windfall!

Thinking of the joy of the farmer's uncle's harvest, Kong Fang suddenly felt that his heart was full of anticipation...... The results of this trip to the bandit mountain will definitely not disappoint!

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment!

And that's exactly what it turned out to be...... A body blow!

Kong Fang: "I thought about the beginning, I thought about the past, but I thought about the wrong result......? It's all tears!"

Defeated and defeated, under the peerless face of this little goblin in Shuiwanwan!

"I've known for a long time that you're greedy for money, but I still underestimate how greedy you are!"

At this moment, what Kong Fang wants to say most is probably this, right?

As expected, the bandit mountain is worthy of the name of outstanding people, there is really a lot of oil and water, and Wang Dingtian is also worthy of the title of "fat sheep"!

Then, the variable is mainly in the body of the little witch Shuiwanwan.

Suppose, let's have a re-enactment......

Shuiwan Bay and Kong Fang are playing a fun penny game!

There was a pile of money, and there were hundred-dollar bills in it, and fifty dollars, twenty dollars, ten dollars, five dollars...... Range.

Now, Shuiwan Bay is starting to divide the money!

One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...... Well, it's done!

It was divided quite quickly, and it only took a while.

However, when he looked at his share, Kong Fang was not happy: "I said, eldest sister, why is the share in your hand all fifty or one hundred denominations, but it is mine...... But it's all five cents and one piece?"

"Uh, you found out!hahahaha......"

"Rub, what if I'm an idiot when Brother Fang? You can say that I'm not handsome against your will, but you must not insult my IQ, I have passed 100 points in mathematics in the first grade of primary school, apologize quickly!"

"Hmph, stingy ghost! It's not manly at all, it's a big deal that my sister will suffer a little loss, so let you eat some tofu...... Do you want to touch two handfuls of other people's boobs?" Shuiwanwan said with a little annoyance, and a little shy, and the posture was beautiful!

"Ahh

Brother Kong Fang's pig is revealed, as if he is possessed by Bajie, revealing the eyes of Mimi!

"Naturally...... I see you're still a virgin, right? Do you want my sister to spend the Spring Festival with you?"

"Huh? this ...... Well...... Good ......"

Talking in a slurred manner, he looked like a child suffering from gains and losses! It is conceivable that Kong Fang's heart is engaged in a fierce battle between heaven and man!

"Knock! knock! knock......"

Shuiwanwan rewarded Kong Fang with several bursts in a row, pulling the latter back to reality......

"Brother Fang, are you really not giving up on me?"

Kong Fang red-eared equator: "How can there be? It's clear that you are taking the initiative to seduce me, you know, I've never been able to withstand temptation......"

"Shameless, see the strange thoughts! Are you worthy of Sister Xue'er's paper? You men really don't have a good thing!"

Shuiwan Wan closed his words and brushed his sleeves away, leaving Kong Fang alone in the wind!

Stunned, stunned!

Jing Jing frowned, Kong Fang found that things were not so simple!

"Damn, I've been deceived! I fell for the little witch's trick of fishing in troubled waters......"

Selingzhi ...... It's a beauty trick, right?

Although this scene reproduction is a bit untrue and mixed with a bit of exaggeration, the screenwriter can guarantee that the emotional drama part is absolutely real, and the male and female protagonists are all in their true colors!

In fact, Shuiwanwan's proposal on that aspect just now is really very tempting, such a cool proposal is simply too good for Kong Fang, and you need to raise your hands and feet in favor!

It's a pity that there seems to be something missing between the two sides?

[Kong Fang: "Made, a fascinated person, a little goblin who doesn't pay for his life! next time you tempt me, you will directly correct the Fa on the spot!"]

[Auditory hallucinations: "I'm rubbing, you're really not as good as a beast!Don't forget, Xue'er !!]

[Some readers: "Stupid author, it's obvious that Shuiwanwan is more popular! Why is my girlfriend Cher?"]

[Auditory hallucinations: "I sent Xue'er sister paper, is it also wrong?"]

The mention of Shuiwan Bay has always been a pain in Kong Fang's heart! Kong Fang has never had a good feeling for Shuiwan Bay......

Young people are strong-blooded, and it is really hard not to like such an outstanding woman as Shuiwanwan!

The first time Kong Fang and Shuiwanwan met, they were amazed by each other's peerless appearance!

"There is such a beautiful thing in the world!"

Like the "data expert" Wanda senior, Kong Fang was crazy obsessed with Shuiwan Bay during that time, and his heart beat faster as soon as he met Shuiwanwan, thinking about her when he ate and sleeping.

Winter goes to spring, everything recovers, and animals are courtship season again!

After careful consideration, Kong Fang finally made up his mind and planned to bravely confess to Shuiwanwan!

"Brother Fang, come on, you must do it!" Kong Fang was secretly cheering himself up.

As a result, the result is the same as the current Wanda senior, destined to hit his head and bleed!

That's it, Kong Fang's first love ended before it began!

"If you can't be a couple, you can still be friends!"

In order to avoid embarrassment on both sides, Kong Fang pretended to be chic and found a step for himself, after all, he cultivated in the same academy, and he would not look up and look down in the future!

The ghost knows how Kong Fang survived those lovelorn days!

Dumb people eat coptis - there is bitterness and can't be said!

Later, with the understanding of communication, Kong Fang found that Shuiwanwan's sister paper was not simple, she seemed to have a lot of things hidden in her heart and was unwilling to reveal to others, and it seemed that she had been plotting to do a great thing!

Since Shuiwanwan didn't say it, Kong Fang didn't ask, Kong Fang believed that with their current sister-brother friendship, when the time was ripe, Shuiwanwan would naturally take the initiative to tell himself!

As for what will happen to the two of them in the future, who can say for sure, and cherish the love!

Love is a thing, the most difficult to figure out, may there be lovers in the world who will eventually become married!