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Qiu Lang's eyebrows jumped.

The corners of Dong Lao's mouth twitched a few times.

Zhang Bolin's whole body was petrified.

Xiao Lu Tanhua and several people were even more jaws about to fall off.

Suddenly, from the judges to the fans, they were all frightened by Chenyang's words.

You have?

Are you right out?

No way!

It's only been a long time!

Don't you want to be so exaggerated!

How can this guy brag, he won't say that this pair of couplets has been included in the absolute unit of the couplet of the fifth-grade Chinese textbook of the fifth grade, in addition to the key content, it is still a compulsory content.

I don't dare to say anything else, but he really remembers this kind of in-class exercises, quizzes, mid-term and final exams that run through all the in-class exercises, quizzes, mid-term and final exams in the fifth grade of primary school, and even being taken out as a classic among the classics in college.

No matter how shocked others were, Chenyang turned around and walked to the question board after speaking, picked up the pen and wrote the next couplet on it: long elimination.

After writing, he turned to Dong Lao and said, "Dong Lao, you see that I am still working on this link." ”

said that he would make up for it, but Chenyang didn't really think so.

There are not many homophones handed down in China in the past, this pair is one of the classics, if this is okay, then please find someone who is not a living to show him.

Everyone was stunned.

Long long dissipation?

I'll go!

What is this?

Before the shock just now passed, everyone was blinded by Chenyang's lower link.

Piaotang touched the mountain white feather beside him, "I'll go, this is it, Bai Yu, do you understand?"

Shan Baiyu puffed, "Where can I understand, you really think that my level of couplets is very high." ”

Floating Sugar: "Then you are better than me." ”

The same conversation took place in the fan base.

"Do you understand?"

"Poof! I know where to go. ”

"Aren't you a very high level of couplets?"

"Don't scorn me, at my level, that is, the person who does the three-point question. ”

Everyone was whispering.

The only one who didn't speak was Dong Lao who was standing in front of the board.

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

……

About ten seconds later, Dong Lao suddenly touched his beard and laughed, patting Chenyang's shoulder while laughing, and said, "Okay! Okay! Okay! This couplet is good! Xiao Chen, you really gave me too many surprises today." ”

Everyone was stunned.

What's good, good.

What does it mean to be so long?

And what does this Xiao Chen mean?

Is your relationship so good so soon!

Those fans and writers who admired Dong Lao very much were even more envious and jealous of Chenyang when they saw this scene, and some people even said in their hearts what is this, isn't it just written blindly.

Qian Lao said this, it doesn't have to be to give you face.

Chenyang didn't bother to pay attention to them, his trick was still to come!

Zhang Bolin deliberately suppressed him?

Xiao Lu Tanhua deliberately grabbed the question?

He remembered all of this in his heart!

Is it over if you get the first place?

Don't be funny!

Isn't that my brother's character good!

Aren't you just jealous?

Don't you just want to suppress your buddies?

Then buddy will leave you in the dust!

Smiling, Chenyang continued to say humbly, "Old Dong, you are polite, this is also a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, that is, my enlightenment teacher taught well, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't be able to come up today." ”

Dong Lao became interested, "Is this your enlightenment teacher still teaching homophony?"

He is also engaged in education, and the education system could not be clearer, although the art of couplets is also taught in schools, but it is all superficial, and it is nothing at all.

Homophony.

It's definitely a tough one!

Enlightenment teachers generally don't teach this.

Chenyang began to brag, "Yes, his old man has a soft spot for literature, and he has wanted to train me to be a writer since he was a child, but unfortunately I am not good at learning, and this homophone can only be regarded as a so-so writing of six or seven pairs." ”

Dong Lao and the other two judges were stunned, "Six or seven pairs?"

Wen Xia and Shan Baiyu were also taken aback by Chenyang's words.

Six or seven pairs?

You're not kidding!

The fans present couldn't believe what they heard, Dong Lao's homophony is enough to make people dumbfounded, can you still write six or seven pairs? Are you sure?

A lot of people don't quite believe it.

There are exceptions, though.

People like Qiu Lang, Zhang Bolin, and Xiao Lu Tanhua, who have been hostile to Chenyang from the beginning, all disdained Chenyang's words, and said in their hearts that you are really good at bragging, and you are still six or seven pairs?

Pretending to be forced to transfer to this, Chenyang is still the only one.

on the web.

Since Chenyang broke out that he could write six or seven pairs of homophones in a so-so way, everyone seemed to be beaten with chicken blood.

"it!"

"Six or seven pairs of homophones? I heard you right. ”

"Damn! I also heard six or seven pairs of so-so. ”

"Damn, that's a homonym, it's really hard!"

"There are only a few Chinese polyphonic words, just combine them casually. ”

"Combo? You give it a try!"

"No wonder Yang Shen is awesome, it turns out that there is a good teacher. ”

"Hahaha, I really want to know who the enlightenment teacher of the Yang God is. ”

There are a lot of people on the Internet, and they pay attention to everything.

However, at the scene, Dong Lao's eyes obviously brightened after Chenyang said that he could write six or seven pairs of homophones, and he pushed his glasses, "In this case, I don't know if I have the honor to meet these six or seven pairs of couplets?"

Pretending to be forced to transfer to this, Chenyang didn't intend to relent, and smiled confidently, "Since Dong Lao is interested, of course it's no problem, but it's ......"

Dong Lao snorted, "But what?"

Chenyang said, "Dong Lao, it's absolutely no problem for you to see this, but if I write out all the couplets, it won't be interesting, so let's write out the couplets of these couplets, how about everyone come right?"

Dong Lao became even more interested, "Okay, that's exactly what I think, you can write it." ”

When Jiao Yingqiu heard this, he hurriedly raised his hand and pointed to his watch, meaning to let Chenyang pay attention to the time.

Chenyang nodded knowingly, "Because of the limited time, those who are interested in me can copy it back after I finish writing, and you can also send me a private message after writing, or send the next letter directly to the capital daily, of course, if you have the right one, in addition to the personal live broadcast on Weibo, I will also send that person a cash gift package of 666 yuan." ”

As he spoke, Chenyang smiled at Dong Lao, "Dong Lao, what do you think?"

Old Dong touched his beard and smiled, "Xiao Chen, your 666 yuan gift package is not attractive to the old man, if I come up, then what will you give?"

Chenyang is such a thief, his face is not red and he is not panting and pretends not to understand, "What other gift do you want, the couplet you can write to me is to give me face, give you money, why look down on you." ”

Dong Lao was stunned, and then he understood Chenyang's intentions.

This is a sycophant to him, afraid that he will ask for copyright.

After all, today's play was broadcast live on the Internet, and the number of participants is probably not a few, and the popularity has risen, and the market for homophonic couplets will also exist, and the market will increase.

Moreover, he said that he would participate, and when the time comes, whether it is right or not, this can be used as a topic of bundled consumption, which can be said to be beneficial and harmless.

With his fame and his copyright, he now has to bundle consumption.

This morning sun is simply shameless!

Although he understood the intention behind Chenyang, Dong Lao did not hate Chenyang, but appreciated this defeat that had turned the situation around in a few minutes.

However, what Dong Lao didn't know was that Chenyang's technique was not original, but a marketing trick that the Chinese Internet celebrities liked to use the most: rich and capricious!

With a hearty smile, Dong Lao said, "That's it, you can ask the question first, don't let me down." ”

Chenyang said, "I'm disappointed that you came to me." ’

As he spoke, he picked up his pen and began to write on the board.

1. OK, OK, OK.

2. Lele Lele.

3. The sea water is facing the morning and falling.

4. The wine is hot and does not need soup.

5. Long long.

6. Tuning the piano, tuning the new tune, tuning the tune to tune the subtlety.