Chapter 13: The Great Immortal Blind Date
The magpie's father stood up, wiped his tears, and asked, "Did you save an old man on the mountain one morning?"
The second stunned man asked, "That was a few years ago, is that old man you, uncle?"
The magpie's father said, "It's me." ”
The second stunned said: "I said, I am very familiar with you when I look at you, but I just can't remember where I have seen you." ”
The magpie's father immediately said excitedly: "Children, kneel down and kowtow, this is the white fox immortal I told you about saving my life!"
The three girls were about to crawl towards kowtow, but the second stunned man hurriedly came over to stop them and said, "Don't, don't, don't, torture me! I'm not a white fox fairy, I was just a shepherd who herded sheep." …… But uncle, why did you get to the mountains so early in the morning?"
The magpie's father said: "That morning I went up the mountain to pick honeysuckle, and wanted to finish picking it before the sun came out, so I set out to the mountain early in the morning, and I had almost picked it, and suddenly I saw a lot of very beautiful honeysuckle on a mountain in the west, so I turned around from the east side of the mountain, and climbed to the top of the mountain, and I found that there was a cliff not far from the bottom.
At that time, I thought that this would have to be firmly grasped, or if I stumbled, I would fall and die. But the honeysuckle was so attractive that it would soon be forgotten. When pulling a flower bud, I used too much force, and I planted it backwards all at once!
The mountain was very steep, and I felt my body rolling down the hillside, and I couldn't stop at all, and I thought, this is over, it's dead! Suddenly, I felt that I couldn't roll, and two big hands grabbed me at once, and when I opened my eyes, there was a guy who grabbed me and helped me up. Pulled me back from the ghost gate and saved my life!
…… If you die, what will you do with this family? Thank you very much, young man, that you are my savior!"
The second stunned man said: "Uncle is serious! It is your great fortune, great life, and great creation! I just bumped into it by chance." ”
The magpie's father asked again, "But how did you come to me so suddenly, so coincidentally? I was finished in a second! I didn't look at you! I came to me, and then you disappeared in a blink of an eye, and then I saw a white fox appear in the direction you ran." I thought you were the white fox immortal!" After saying that, everyone laughed.
The second stunned man said, "It was this white fox who led me to you." Strange as it sounded, it was not yet dawn that morning, and I was woken up by the sound of birds chirping outside my window, and I suddenly lost my sleepiness. I thought, I can't sleep anyway, so I just got up, and I got up and went up the hill with a large flock of sheep. As soon as I climbed to the top of the mountain, I saw a snow-white wild fox not far from me, looking at me with green eyes. I wanted to catch the wild fox, and I took a few dogs with me, but I started to chase it, and after chasing it for a while, I stopped, and when I was about to go back, the wild fox appeared again, so I started chasing again, and ran several mountains in a row. The strange thing is that this wild fox looked not far away, but it couldn't catch up, but when I was about to go back, it appeared not far ahead, so I turned around and chased after it. I was halfway up a high mountain when I suddenly heard a noise above the peak, and I watched something roll down. I thought it was a rock rolling down from the mountain, but when I was about to dodge, I found that it was a person, so I quickly reached out and grabbed it. Later, I listened to the dog bite and saw the wild fox appear again, and I ran to chase the wild fox again. ”
The magpie's father asked, "Which village are you?"
The old man under the moon was twisting his beard in his hand and listened in a daze, listening to the magpie's father ask which village the second stunned son belonged to, so he quickly interjected and said, "It's from Shilianzi Village!"
The magpie's father immediately said, "Oh, oh...... By the way, this old brother said that he wanted to match my magpie, and said that he was a young man from Shilianzi Village, but it turned out to be you?"
The second stunned man immediately got embarrassed, his face turned red, and he lowered his head and laughed a few times honestly.
The magpie's father asked again: "Then the stone mill village is dozens of miles away from here, how did you come here to graze the sheep?"
The second stunned man said: "That was the time when Shantao Village temporarily hired me to release the sheep for a period of time, and I was there for a month or two." I heard that the sheep herd in Shantao Village is gone, and they hired me in Shilianzi Village. I didn't want to herd the sheep anymore, so I told them that I could only replace them for a month, and I would leave after they had found a shepherd. Later, when I returned from Shantao Village, I stopped herding sheep. ”
The magpie's father said, "No wonder, I inquired about you in this surrounding village, and they all said that there was no such person. ”
At this time, the old man Li under the moon saw that the magpie's father was so familiar with the second stunned son, and he smiled jokingly and said, "It turns out that you have such a deep friendship, it seems that I am a little redundant, isn't it?"
The magpie's father hurriedly smiled and said: "Old brother, it's not redundant, it's not redundant! How can we meet without you, if it weren't for you, I was still in the dark, and I always thought that the white fox fairy saved me!"
The magpie said, "Father, he gave me the sheepskin you laid out." ”
The second stunned man didn't expect that the old man he rescued on the mountain last time and the beautiful girl he gave to the sheepskin were the same family, and what surprised him even more was that the object that Uncle Li introduced to him was actually his family! There is really such a coincidence in this world!
For a moment, these two people didn't know how to fiddle with his identity? I don't know whether he should call himself a life-saving benefactor? Or should he be a benefactor, honest, and groveling blind date?
The magpie's father looked at the second stunned man with an embarrassed expression, so he smiled and said, "Look, you not only saved my life, but also gave me sheepskins, laid mattresses, and made pants!"
Old man Li smiled and said, "You have a lot of fate!"
The magpie's father was so excited for a while that he forgot to greet the guests, so he quickly beckoned the guests to sit down, took cigarettes, made tea, and asked his wife to cook, soju, stir-fry, and prepare to entertain the second stunned man and Old Man Li.
However, after this vigorous hurricane of thanksgiving, the magpie felt a sense of melancholy in his heart and frowned slightly. Although the second stunned man has no hair on his face today, it does not mean that he will never be hairless. She knew very well that this was a temporary change in the blind date to find a partner, and after a while, it immediately showed its original form. He is too familiar with the face of the second stunned, how many times have he met him in the weeds market, his face can not be said to be a human face, but a gorilla's face, if you don't look at his legs and arms, just look at that face, it looks like a gorilla.
When she first saw him at the bazaar, her furry face immediately startled her, causing her severe physical discomfort and goosebumps. She thought to herself: "There are really no wonders in this earthly world, how can this person grow so much hair on his face? I have lived so long only when I watched a movie, I saw a hairy face when I watched the leaders of the country when they met foreigners, and I have never seen a person with so much hair on his face again." But people are foreigners! The race is different, but this person is Chinese, how can he grow so much hair? I heard that the person who grew sideburns and beards in later generations was his children and grandchildren who did not shave their heads and faces when they were dying in their previous lives, and they went to the underworld with their hair and eggs. After getting off the underworld, he was stingy and stingy, unwilling to tip the imps, before he was reincarnated, the imps only shaved the hair on his body, leaving the hair on his face not to be shaved, after birth, as soon as he grew up, he was a person with sideburns and beard. But it was just a sideburns mustache, and this man didn't just have sideburns, his whole face was missing. Could it be that he was a gorilla? In his previous life, he was a gorilla in the mountains, but because he became a cultivator, he became a human in the lower realm?"
The magpie involuntarily recalled how she felt when she first met the second stunned child. But what she never imagined was that this person was actually the person introduced to her by the matchmaker. She thought: "This old man Li is also 'Qiao Taishou chaotic mandarin duck spectrum'! Don't say anything in advance, does he have hair on his face? Just say that he is good, that's fine, but don't say that he has hair on his face." But what's worse now is that he is actually the lifesaver who saved his father's life. What can I do? How can I let a gorilla be held for the rest of my life? It will scare me to death in the middle of the night!"
When the magpie thought of this, he looked at his father and said in his heart: "Father, you must not agree to the next family, and you dare not take your daughter to repay the favor!"
After a while, the old man Li opened his mouth and said to the magpie's father: "You are so familiar with each other, and the magpie also knows this young man, so I came to talk today...... Talking about ......"
Suddenly, Old Man Li coughed violently and interrupted his speech, and at this time, the second stunned man took the opportunity to grab Old Man Li and said, "Uncle Li means that he knows you and wants to come in and talk casually." In this case, we have something else to do when we come to this magpie village, so we won't bother. After speaking, he got up and pulled Old Man Li outside.
Old man Li coughed and coughed with tears in his eyes, and the bruises on his cheeks and neck were exposed. While staring at the two stunned. The second stunned man kept pulling Old Man Li out of the house before letting go of Old Man Li. Old man Li asked the second stunned: "Are you crazy?
The second stunned said: "Uncle, I don't know it's this family, we have known this girl for a long time, and I am not worthy of others at all." People are so beautiful, I look like this, no, no! We can't blackmail people and let other girls marry us just because we have saved other people's old men! This is not what a decent man and a gentleman do. We can't find a partner, and we can't do this lack of virtue if we are singles. Besides, when it comes to marriage, the twisted melon is not sweet. Saving people is a small thing, and who won't stretch out their hands when they see it? Saving people and marriage are two different things, saving people is a matter of a moment, and marriage is a lifelong thing, and it is barely possible. Let's not tell anyone about this object, okay, uncle? ”
However, the magpie heard this clearly at the door. Suddenly, a sense of respect rose in my heart, and I felt that these two stunned people were very tall and majestic. It's a man, and he's a big man. Such a man is the person a woman can rely on for the rest of her life. Suddenly, I felt that the hair on that face was no longer a problem, and I even felt that it was a little bit of a big husband's bold demeanor!
The magpie's father was sitting on the kang, watching the second stunned man suddenly get up and drag Old Man Li out, he was surprised for a while, I don't know what happened?
So he thought, "What is it that is inappropriate to say that makes the family unhappy? Didn't you say that you came on a blind date? Why did you get up and say goodbye before you opened your mouth?"