Chapter 45: Purple?

"Teacher, if you don't want to play anymore, quit quickly, painters, milkmen, and salesmen are your way out. Chen Younian's voice was very calm, but the sarcasm was very strong.

What? A sissy would dare to threaten me? Lao Liao's heart was almost broken, and the rhythm of his fingers tapping on the table became chaotic: "Chen Younian, you go back to class first." ”

Chen Younian glared at him before walking out of the office.

"Damn, I really underestimate them, I can't imagine that even such a small character would have the courage to argue with me. They didn't do anything a few days ago, but today they suddenly said this because they wanted to declare war? Could it be that they have already grasped my weakness? If I think about it carefully, apart from the fact that I have not obtained a teaching certificate, how can I have any loopholes for them to catch? It is better to take offense as defense, give a warning first, and start with Chen Younian. Forget it, I don't want to think so much, An Chunchun's thighs are really good-looking, and I have to fight for a place with the Minister of Education to inspect the girls' dormitory at night. ”

Liao Xuebing thought about it for a while, his head was dizzy, and when he saw Lu Chengda on the opposite table operating on the computer, he smiled and said, "Xiao Lu, have you finished correcting your homework?"

Lu Chengda didn't have anything else to do, seeing that it was a colleague's request that he was embarrassed to refuse, he said: "Then come here, I'll teach you a little basic knowledge of computers." ”

"This computer is a little old, isn't it?" said Liao Xuebing, pointing to the bulky and old display screen.

"Well, I bought it in 2002, and it cost more than 10,000 yuan. You see, this interface is now called the Windows system, and it is the most user-friendly system at present. ”

"Mmmm, I read newspapers and magazines that mention it. It looks pretty comfortable. ”

Lu Chengda clicked on the Internet connection and showed the home page: "This is a website, which has some information we need or leisure methods." Uh, I'm referring to computer games. He opened several programs connected to the desktop shortcuts one by one to demonstrate them to the computer idiot.

"This is office software that can be used to make charts and write documents. This is an audio player that can play CDs, DVDs, and other files, and the sound quality is very good. This is IE browser.,Internet access.,That's what I just clicked.。 This is an MSN chat tool.,You asked me for an account the day before yesterday and I thought you would also surf the Internet.,So let's do it.,I'll teach you how to use it.。 ”

"Internet chat? Have you heard of it, how can you talk about it? Is it just talking nonsense into the microphone?" Lao Liao was a little confused.

"You don't know, the essence of online chat lies in the unpredictability of the person you chat with and the concealment of your identity. If that's the case, you have to type and chat to be the most interesting, you can play a billionaire or you can be a tender woman, absolutely no one knows. As soon as he talked about online chatting, Lu Chengda's interest immediately rose.

Liao Xuebing hesitated: "But I can't type......"

"It's okay, it's okay, typing is a physical job, not a technical job, it's easy to learn. You must first familiarize yourself with the keyboard and memorize the position of each key in order to type the words in the fastest time. As he spoke, Lu Chengda quickly downloaded a typing learning software on the website.

He opened the software, and a cartoon-style window popped up on the screen, and a small cloth monkey stood in the middle with a smile, and a row of options in the lower left corner: 1. Phrase training, 2. Single sentence training, 3. Laying off games. Lu Chengda chose to "jerk off". After a while, a plane with the letter "E" written on its body fell directly above, Lu Chengda quickly knocked the "E" key on the keyboard, and the small plane exploded with a bang, and then dropped the letters D, H, P, etc., and shot them down one by one, there was a number in the corner that kept jumping and growing, that was a hint of recording scores, occasionally missing a plane to make it fall to the bottom, it would be deducted points.

Liao Xuebing smiled: "Isn't this similar to playing a game console? It turns out that playing a computer is quite easy, let me try it." He took the keyboard and played with great interest. I was a little rusty at first, and I lost at once, but I played several games before I gradually got a feeling. After a little meeting, Lu Chengda asked him to look at the computer at will to familiarize himself with the feel and mouse operation.

"Excuse me, is Mr. Liao here?"

Lu Chengda looked up and saw that it was the beautiful teacher Su Bingyun, I don't know how Liao Xuebing got in touch with her, so he hurriedly said, "Teacher Su is early, Teacher Liao is here." ”

Su Da Mei appeared! And she came to find Liao Xuebing! This kind of conjecture made the other teachers excited for a while: there was gossip news to spread again. They lowered their heads silently, but the corner of their eyes turned to Liao Xuebing's direction.

"Teacher Liao, why haven't you given me the documents for the art contest? I'm in a hurry to organize the students. Su Bingyun said behind him.

Liao Xuebing didn't raise his head: "Don't make noise, you're busy." "Rummaged and flipped in the disk.

Turning his head like this, he saw Su Bingyun with a red face behind him, and he was stupid on the spot, and hurriedly turned it off and said, "Teacher Su, are you also there?"

Su Bingyun finally saw the essence of a man this time, and his impression of Liao Xuebing fell to the bottom, thinking: "It's really dirty, openly watching pictures in the office, scum among teachers!"

When Lu Chengda next to him looked over, the folder had been closed, and he didn't know what had happened just now, so he pushed him and said, "Teacher Liao, Teacher Su has something to do with you." ”

Lao Liao was finally thick-skinned enough, pretending that nothing had happened, and said seriously: "Teacher Lu, thank you for teaching me a lot of computer knowledge." Teacher Su, wait a minute, I'll find you the documents. One sentence gently pushed the ugly thing onto Lu Chengda, who didn't know it.

Su Bingyun got the documents of the art competition, and left immediately without looking back.

Limited to the principle of shooting the first bird, Liao Xuebing rushed to the classroom, he wanted to see how the students in the classes of other subjects were conducted.

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