The Songjia Villa in the sunshine can be described as a unique momentum, this is the third time Wu Ming has come here, although he is not unfamiliar, but he still feels amazing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wu Ming is no stranger to Song Mansion Jiawei, they guided Wu Ming, and soon came to a chic small courtyard, the courtyard was filled with the smell of wine, and you don't need to introduce it to know whose residence it is.

In the small courtyard in front of the courtyard, there is a strange and beautiful fragrance of flowers and plants, as if these flowers and plants are thriving from fine wine.

The guard who led the way said, "Master Wu, this is the residence of our five elders, you can do it yourself." ”

Wu Ming asked strangely, "Won't you take me in?"

"The Fifth Elder has already explained, and when you come, I will bring you here. ”

As soon as Wu Ming wanted to ask where the Fifth Elder was, he heard a snoring sound, Wu Ming smiled unconsciously, and said to the guard: "The Fifth Elder was in a good mood last night." ”

"Yes, the Fifth Elder was very happy last night. ”

The guards left, Wu Ming walked into the courtyard alone, looking for the sound of snoring among the flowers and trees, and soon found the five elders who were drunk and lying under the flowers and trees.

Wu Ming squatted down, looked at the innocent appearance of the fifth elder when he was drunk, and said with a slight smile: "Old five, why don't you call you when you drink?"

The snoring disappeared, and the fifth elder opened his eyes, looked at Wu Ming with a drunken ecstasy look, and said angrily: "I went to look for you last night and found that you were tired of being with Yunxi!"

Wu Ming sat down and said, "Didn't you sleep very deeply just now?"

"It's very heavy, but I was woken up by your kid. The Fifth Elder sat up as he spoke.

"You kid have a drink with me?"

"Drink again, I really don't know why you like to drink so much?"

The Fifth Elder said with feeling, "What a beautiful thing it is to be drunk with fine wine!"

"Old Five, you said that you can be regarded as a dignified elder of the Song family, although I don't dare to ask you to work as hard as me, but you just drink and get drunk all day long, it seems that you are really a little unprofessional. ”

"You stinky boy has taught me a lesson, if I can, I won't do this, what kind of five elders! I am a person who would rather lie on the side of the street, and if I want to worry about these temples opposite me, how can I do it without drinking?"

People in this world, good wine has a reason for good wine, and lust has a reason for being lustful, this may also be a life extension of everything that has a way, Wu Ming didn't come here to discuss with the five elders, so he said to the point: "I'm ready, when can I go to Tiannan Academy?"

The Fifth Elder asked, "What are you going to look like?"

Wu Ming took out the phantom deer mask prepared in advance from his body, put on the mask, and then took out the big sword from the storage bag.

The fifth elder said angrily: "Do you choose a mask As for choosing such a sissy, the one I gave you before was very good." ”

"I've seen a lot of people with that mask, and I'm afraid of getting myself in trouble. ”

"But the way you look, I'm a little worried about the girls in Tiannan Academy. ”

Wu Ming Shanshan smiled, after putting on the mask, he smiled with a naïve attitude, and he said in an elegant tone: "This is the effect that I want in my later life, life is like a play, and I have to experience it well when I can act." ”

The fifth elder shuddered suddenly, and the goosebumps that had risen late could not occupy the position.

Wu Ming glanced at him: "Old five, the old man is not good for his health to hold urine, you said that it is not that he played too much and lost his kidneys, but because he held his urine and lost his kidneys, what a loss!"

"I said Xiaoming, if you talk like this again, believe it or not, I'll kill you with one palm!"

Wu Ming smiled: "I believe that you dare to hack me, what is there in this world that a drunkard would not dare to do?" But I don't believe that you can hack me to death!"

The fifth elder did not refute Wu Ming's words, he believed that if he was one-on-one, he could really not kill Wu Ming, so he said angrily: "Then let's go, I will personally send you to Tiannan Academy, from now on, you will be Song Yunsong, the unfilial son of our Song family." ”

"It seems that you are quite thoughtful, what is Song Yunsong's identity?"

"Song Yunsong is the grandson of the eighteenth brother of the head of the family, this person has almost never shown his face in the Song family, and he is about the same age as you, and he can stand up to investigation. ”

"That's good, I'm going to make up an identity myself. ”

"Don't worry, from now on, you are going to call me Fifth Uncle! ”

Wu Ming glanced at the Fifth Elder again: "It's all said that it's not a good child, where can you call me if you call me?! Besides, when it comes to things like screaming, you have to feel it, be in the right position, and come from the heart! ”

"Stop, stop, stop, when am I going to discuss this kind of thing with you! When you are full of love between men and women, you don't know why the little girl Yunxi is still a virgin now! Are you not in good health?"

"Stop! I'm in good health! I can't talk about love with an old drunkard, so let's go." ”

The Fifth Elder stood up and said, "Then let's go." ”

Wu Ming asked strangely, "That's it, no need to meet with the head of the Song family again?"

"No need, the head of the house is still dealing with the trouble you caused!"

"What's the trouble?"

"I handled the matter of that old bastard Wu Xuexue for you. ”

"Old Five, what's the matter with your smiling appearance?"

"The head of the family said, although this trouble is not small, it is still good and cheap compared to getting a fifth-order alchemy master!"

Wu Ming showed a wicked smile with a unique charm: "This will be counted when I come back!"

"Then you have to win against our family master!"

"Then we'll see. ”

The fifth elder took out a set of clothes from his storage bag and threw it to Wu Ming and said, "This is the unique clothes of the Song family, you can wear it." ”

Wu Ming glanced at the Fifth Elder again and said, "If you want to see me change clothes, just say it!"

The Fifth Elder's face turned a little red, and his nostrils were dilating frequently, "If you open your mouth again, I really want to try to see if I can kill you!"

Wu Ming said while changing clothes: "Old Five, people can't always live in the memories of the past, we have to learn to look forward! ”

The fifth elder took a big sip of wine and said, "What if you don't accept it! I guess you kid doesn't want to let me go! I know you're normal." ”

"It seems that you finally understand my good intentions! I am very pleased, let's go. ”

The fifth elder snorted and walked straight forward, Wu Ming smiled faintly, and followed. Life is boring, and if you don't find fun by yourself, it's really easy to forget happiness, and Wu Ming at this time is actually like this.