There is no regret medicine in the world that can be bought, I knew that it would be so embarrassing now, so why bother to die before!

It's too late to regret it! So what did you do earlier?

"That's right, that's a good question, what did you do earlier?"

"I'm busy down there, and I'm going to prepare ham, eggs, and milk......"

"Phew...... Your mind is full of aphrodisiac pink reptiles, and you are a peerless demon king!"

"Hahahaha...... I'm nasty, you're upscale, aren't you? You're upscale, where did you get your kid?"

"Uh......"

Made, I finally know why it is said that villains are difficult to raise, and labor and management are asked speechlessly!

In the vicinity of a poisonous weed, it is often possible to find medicinal herbs that can inhibit its toxicity.

You can't help labor and management, but someone can cure you!

Don't forget that the biggest boss here is the pig's foot! Then let you be so bullish that you are just a clown jumping off the beam in front of the pig's foot, and even God and the protagonist can't eat good fruit. If you don't obey the pig's feet, you will be afraid every day?

Kong Fang: "Hey, hey, hey...... Good dogs don't get in the way. You're blocking my shot!"

Pig's feet are awesome, they don't need to be reasonable, they kill gods when they meet gods, they slay demons when they meet demons, and they fight villains when they meet villains!

"I ...... Pounding ......"

Wow, learn star acting?

I saw Kong Fang rushing up and smashing Ximen Crane with two heavy punches, one punch in the left eye and the other punch in the right eye, and the result was, of course, a movie-like panda eye!

Quiet as a virgin, moving as a rabbit!

A group of college bigwigs at the scene haven't reacted yet, and Kong Convenience has already beaten people!

It's quite unexpected, I can't imagine that some students will do things so naively without thinking about it, and fight at the slightest disagreement.

Or maybe we should praise this student for doing things cleanly and neatly, without the slightest drag?

"Student, why did you hit someone?"

"I hit someone because he deserves to do it!"

"Why should you fight?"

"Blatantly molesting a girl from a good family!"

"How can there be! How can there be a girl from a good family? Everyone has seen that Chef Ximen Crane has not behaved out of the ordinary!"

"He said that he had a ham and two eggs for the female students to eat, and he also prepared a large amount of milk for the female students to swallow.

"Hit, hit, hit, hit......"

The anger of the public is difficult to commit, and Ximen He has provoked the anger of the public this time!

"I'll kill you as a thief, dare to eat old lady's tofu!"

"I'll kill you beast, dare to touch my goddess!"

"I'll beat you to death, bastard, dare to beat my sister's idea!"

……

was beaten by everyone, Ximen Crane was full of wounds, and he didn't know how many bones were broken, it is certain that he would not appear for a long time in the future, and it would be difficult for him to heal if he didn't take care of an injury for a year or two!

This matter ended like this, and the hospital was quite embarrassed, but the chef who was specially invited was beaten by the students, and the high-level executives who came up with this idea had no shame on their faces!

If you do bad things with good intentions, the nutritious meal will not be done, and the students will still watch and deal with the food by themselves.

After the meal, after walking 100 steps and gathering the personnel, the complicated leadership speech session continued, the people on the stage spoke passionately, and the people under the stage listened drowsily, with the left ear in and the right ear out.

Time is still walking unhurriedly, neither faster nor slower.

The ugly daughter-in-law has to see her in-laws after all, and what she should face has to be faced after all.

Belch...... Forgive the students present for not being able to understand the complicated feelings of the ugly daughter-in-law who wants to see her in-laws!

Another one?

Then change it!

still hugging the pipa and half-covering his face, he has been calling for "" to come out!

That's right, that's it...... This one reminds me of constipation.

The students' mood is now as good as constipation!

There are times when comes out, and there are times when the speech is over, so it's good to hold your breath and get through it.

The hard work paid off, and finally survived the speech and entered the lottery!

How are the students feeling now?

It's like years of constipation suddenly healed all of a sudden, do you say excited or not!

Cheerful, enjoyable!

Draw lots to select opponents in groups, and it's a matter of luck!

If you're lucky, you can go further, and if you're unlucky, you'll be on a round.

"God bless, bless me not to be in a group with the strong list masters, bless me not to be in a group with the Golden Seven students, bless me not to bump into ......"

"I hope to meet a powerful opponent soon, only then will it not be boring!"

"I hope that the goddess of luck will favor me and give me a peerless good sign!"

……

After a period of chaos, the lottery results are finally out!

The academy arranges the competition system as follows: in the first round, all students are divided into 40 groups for melee, each group melee until the last 10 people, and the last 10 people who remain on the field advance to the next round. A total of 400 people will advance to the next round!

In the second round, the single-competition system is eliminated, and each person needs to win two games to advance to the third round, with a total of 400 students randomly selecting opponents to compete, 400 into 200, 200 into 100, and the remaining top 100 successfully promoted.

The winner enters the winner's group, the loser enters the loser's group, divided into two groups to fight, and the loser group will be eliminated if it fails, it is worth mentioning that there are lucky people who can get a bye in the middle, so they are eliminated all the way to the first place in the loser group against the first place in the winner's group, and the two are at the peak of the showdown, and the strongest is selected!

What do you think...... Isn't it a little exciting?

", there is a group of death! Why are the people in my group so strong! There are several strong list masters, and there are monsters in the golden generation, and there are also a few people who are also quite powerful...... Temad, I'm going to have a round of tours, I'm really jealous!"

"Cut, it's clear that your own strength is not good, don't you see that buddy over there is also in the eighth group?

"I'm going to find out what the enemy is doing!"

As a result, the benevolent brother ran over and asked the happy student.

The answer is surprising!

"Brother, why are you so happy to draw the Death Group!"

"I was going to play one round, but I didn't expect to meet so many of my favorite powerhouses at once in the first round, I'm really happy! God really takes care of me...... Thank you!"

"Poof......

Side vignette!

On this day, ××× senior was thirsty and came to a river to drink.

After taking the first sip, I found that the taste of this water was a little weird, a bit of déjà vu!

"What does it smell like?"

××× senior couldn't remember it for a while, so he took a few big sips!

Finally, he remembered!

"Spicy next door, a smell of urine! ”

When I looked upstream, I saw a little fat man there!

"I'm at the head of the Yangtze River, Jun is at the end of the Yangtze River, I don't see you every day, I have nothing to do with the water!"

Fat Mountain is humming a little tune, booing it!

Suddenly, I heard shouting and scolding downstream, and I hurriedly ran away.

"Bear child, don't run......!

It's hard to make money, it's hard to eat!

I have worked hard for most of my life, but I still have to let bad students tease me after I have been disarmed and returned to the field!

How sad can you be, just like a eunuch going to the green building!

But the first dragon city will fly in, and he will not teach the prostitute to fall into the gutter!

Looking south at the Wang Division for another year, there is only one company left in the Wang Division!

ps: It's a spoof, don't fill in these sentences on the test paper......