Chapter Twenty-Seven: Suicide
After the cards were dealt, Zhang Xigui picked up the cards and looked, the first hand, a dice k. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info to say that this card is really not small in the tractor. However, Zhang Xigui is not a person who is greedy for money, no matter what cards he draws, he must play steadily and steadily, so that he can have the hope of winning. He took out the ten yuan in his pocket and pressed it, and said loudly: "Ten yuan, do you follow?"
Seeing that someone didn't know whether they were alive or dead, Uncle Hou took out 50 yuan and slapped it on it, shouting: "How about it, is this a trick? I'll press 50 yuan." ”
Yang Liucun smiled and said nothing, and he was blessed by water ghosts, how could he give up the opportunity to win money! He smiled and said: "Why don't you follow, tell you, I can win you without looking at the cards! Dream 50 yuan, I'm afraid you won't dare to follow!"
Zhang Xigui looked at it, and the two old men seemed to be angry, to see who was more powerful. This first one is 50 yuan, and if you want to follow it, you have to pay 100 yuan. It's so big, let's take a look at the excitement!
"To put it bluntly, it's a big deal that you're all tractors. I'm not playing this little dice anymore, you two go on!" Zhang Xigui just stopped playing the cards, and Uncle Hou stared at Yangliu Village, waiting for him to follow or not.
Yangliucun was overjoyed and angry, and his heart was also beating drums. However, with the help of the male ghost, he will naturally not be afraid of him Third Uncle Hou, Yang Liucun said silently, please help me change a deck of cards that are bigger than Third Uncle Hou, water ghost.
After reciting the incantation, Yang Liucun was no longer nervous, and began to fight with Uncle Hou. Neither of them meant to compare cards, one looked at the cards, and the other did not look at the cards. This Zhang Xigui saw that the two of them were like gladiators, and neither of them was convinced. Simply, I bought a cup of Wangzi milk, and while drinking, I looked lively.
These two people are confident, one relies on a thousand, the other relies on cheating, and no one obeys anyone. The villagers who watched the excitement suggested that Yangliu Village look at the cards, after all, Uncle Hou had already seen the cards, and he had paid more than 1,000 yuan. In rural areas, more than 1,000 is not a small number.
"Lao Hou, I think you will give up by yourself! You will also save yourself from losing!" Yang Liucun looked confident, as if he was sure of victory.
The two of them have their own hearts and minds, and each has a ghost. In the end, Uncle Hou agreed to compete with Yangliu Village because he had no money. When Yangliucun showed his cards, Uncle Hou was dumbfounded, if the other party is a tractor, Yangliucun's cards are three 3, that is, leopard 3.
Of the three, the leopard belongs to the largest. As for the final result, Yangliucun won again. Third Uncle Hou looked at Yangliu Village dejectedly, a little incredulous, how could this money be won by Yangliu Village alone. The unwilling Third Uncle Hou looked at Yangliu Village angrily, dropped the poker, and left unwillingly.
After Uncle Hou left, Yangliu Village sat in the small house of Sangyu's house and counted the money. There was no excitement to watch, and the people around Yangliu Village also left with each other.
Yangliu Village, as usual, gave Sangyu 50 yuan to eat red, and then took a bottle of iced black tea by the way and went home. No matter what this person does, he must keep a low profile. Yangliu Village has won so much money in the past few days, and he doesn't know how to converge, and he doesn't feel that someone is following him at all.
With a thousand yuan in his hand, Yangliu Village's waist pole was straight. The feeling of being rich really makes people want to have a second time when they have the first time, and want to have a third time when they have a second time.
After returning home, Yangliu Village still kowtowed to the water ghost three times as before, and said a word of thanks. The water ghost is also used to listening, and he didn't stop it.
Uncle Hou was under the window, quietly watching Yangliu Village kowtow to Xiao Lei, and muttering something here. It is said that this generation of young people salutes the elders during the New Year's holidays, and has never seen the elders salute the younger generations? Could it be that there is something wrong with it? Third Uncle Hou took advantage of the conversation between the two and quietly slipped into the kitchen of Yangliu Village, wanting to see up close, what the hell is this guy doing!
The water ghost helped Yangliucun and said: "Actually, you don't have to be like this, the old rules, I still have to ask for 5 years of yang shou on your nephew's body." Of course, if you really want to worship me, go to the street and buy a portrait of a child. That way, I don't have to be old with your nephew!"
Yang Liucun nodded and said, "That's nature, water ghost immortal, water ghost ancestor." You are my great benefactor in Yangliu Village, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would have to let Uncle Hou's old guy make it miserable today. Don't worry, I'll buy it for you tomorrow!"
The male ghost nodded, closed his eyes, and remained silent.
Third Uncle Hou is not a fool and has lived for more than fifty years. I've never eaten pork, and I've never seen a pig run. When I was a child, I heard a few words from the older generation.
In the past, Uncle Hou's parents were still middle peasants, which was relatively passable. Later, ******, the privatized economy became a public-owned economy, and the original individual made the decision, and went to the people's commune to receive the public share and exchange for food stamps.
As soon as the reform was carried out, the people's livelihood became poor. At that time, what to do, how many centimeters to give. In exchange for food, you have to ask for food stamps according to the size of the population. Even people who have a lot of food stamps can't exchange too much at once.
There are many people in the family, and they are doing physical work. In order to make ends meet, Hou Cunwu, the father of Uncle Hou, began to find some people with a lot of food to play with money, watch cards, play mahjong or something, and change the amount of food issued to win some food stamps.
There is a person like Yangliu Village, who is poor and has no such thing. In this era, no matter how poor the family is, you can eat rice or something. What was there in those days, bud rice noodles and eleuthero were mixed together, and the steamed dry food could be worth the value of a restaurant now.
In order to make a living, he raised a similar imp. Every time I went to win food stamps, the imps followed. What cards the opponent has, what paste, the imp will look at the back, and then somehow tell him what the opponent has. As a result, playing back and forth, it is always him who wins. Every time he won a good sum for someone else, he was quite happy and went home happily with food stamps. Slowly, he jumped from a poor household in the village to the richest man. Later, I don't know what the reason was, I passed away.
Recalling what the older generation said, Uncle Hou was so frightened that his little heart fluttered. If this is Yangliu Village, the whole thing follows every day, how scary it is, who still has the heart to play cards. No, I quickly told the villagers about this matter, so that they could take more precautions.
He was so nervous that he cautiously walked to the door. The front body was straight, and with a bang, it hit the upper threshold of Xiao Lei's house, and this collision knocked Uncle Hou into a daze. Ignoring the pain, Uncle Hou covered his head, and began to run out! If he doesn't run, I'm afraid his life will be gone!
Yangliu Village was chatting with the water ghosts, but this time he saw that Third Uncle Hou was staggering out outside! He said with some worry: "This Third Uncle Hou is a famous big mouth in our village, if he escapes, I'm afraid the whole village will know about us!"
The water ghost sneered: "This is his own hell to break into, don't worry." Since he is going to kill himself, we should fulfill him! However, if we kill him, I am afraid it will be very troublesome! If anyone sees him enter our courtyard and does not come out, they will immediately think of you. I won't have a good time that day!"
Seeing that Third Uncle Hou was about to flee to the door and was about to escape, Yangliu Village was in a hurry, and he pulled the water ghost's clothes and begged: "Uncle Water Ghost, Water Ghost Ancestor, you must help me in this matter! I don't want to lose money and live a hard life again!"
Xiao Lei smiled coldly and said, "Of course, we can't kill him, but if he becomes an idiot, then who will listen to him say our rights and wrongs!" Haha......" The water ghost stretched out his left hand and exhaled lightly, perhaps absorbing popularity, which made the water ghost's mana suddenly increase greatly.
As soon as he blew it gently, Yangliu Village saw that there was a yin wind behind Third Uncle Hou, which was blowing his heavenly spirit cover. Third Uncle Hou felt a chill in his back, and when he turned his head, the yin wind was just rushing towards his face. Third Uncle Hou stared straight at the house in Yangliu Village, fell to the ground and fainted! Yangliu Village and Xiao Lei smiled heartily, this matter can be regarded as a success.
Huixiang came back from herding the cow and was startled when she saw Uncle Hou lying at the door of her house. She helped Uncle Hou into the house and gave him some cold water, the cool water flowed into Uncle Hou's throat, and Uncle Hou slowly opened his eyes.
He stared at Xiao Lei and Yangliu Village, feeling like he had seen it somewhere. But if you ask him carefully, he can't remember, just staring at the two of them.
"Third brother, why did you come here on this hot day?" Huixiang is a good woman, went to the freezer and took a popsicle and handed it to Third Uncle Hou.
took the popsicle, Uncle Hou tore it left, but he still couldn't tear the wrapping paper, he stared at Hui Xiang directly, and still muttered in his mouth: "Ghost, the ghost is here to ask for his life, and he won all my money." After speaking, he stood up like he was going crazy, and said to Huixiang with his finger pointing east and west: "It's there, it's there!"
Huixiang looked at the third uncle Hou who was a little abnormal, and she was still playing the drum in her heart, she complained to Yangliu Village: "The third brother has been lying outside for so long, and you haven't helped him into the house." Could it be that the weather is too hot and he is suffering from heat stroke? I think the third brother doesn't seem to be normal compared to the previous days!"
Yangliucun and the water ghost smiled heartily, this third uncle Hou has become a showman, of course it is not normal! Yangliucun smiled embarrassedly: "I was discussing something with Xiao Lei just now, but I didn't see the third brother come to our house." If you see it, why don't you let the third brother come into the house and sit down!"
"Yes, I just came back and don't know the situation. Such a willow village, you personally run and send the third brother back to Mingmei's sister-in-law, so as to save her from worrying!"
"Come on, daughter-in-law, I'll go right away!" Yang Liucun hugged the stupid Third Uncle Hou and walked out the door. This matter has passed with such prevarication.