The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is skinny. Do you know what it means to be "hot face and cold ass"? Bai Yaoyang has finally seen it now!

Feng Shui takes turns, and on weekdays, others prepare gifts and respectfully beg Bai Yaoyang, and Bai Yaoyang has to put down a score to make a look of love and reason. Now that the roles are reversed, this sour is especially hot when it is mentioned......

"Today's young students really don't know how to respect their teachers at all, and they are even more dragged when they speak......! Who am I? I'm a person with a head, a face, and an identity! This dead imp actually compares an ordinary mortal who sells broken straw sandals with my palace-level academy tutor? I'm afraid that I will only borrow and not pay it back, and I suspect that I will be the same as the one who sells straw sandals who borrowed Jingzhou...... We are different!! Lao Tzu is like a person who borrows something and doesn't pay it back?" Bai Yaoyang became more and more angry the more he thought about it, and felt that it was time to give Bi Ji a cup of funny juice to see.

What does it mean to give a glass of funny juice and let Bi Na see?

It's not interesting, it's just that it will look better with some color!

"Give him some color and see!" Bai Yaoyang finally handed out a glass of flavored funny juice.

However, the effect was unsatisfactory, taking the funny juice in Bai Yaoyang's hand, Bi Ji drank it all without thinking about it, and said: "It's really thirst-quenching! Although I drank your funny juice, I won't be sent away by you so easily." It's not as easy as you think to borrow "Talking Nerves", no matter how much you pat my ass to please and flatter me, I won't be happy. Even if you put up mountains of gold and silver and kneel down in front of me and beg me, I will not be shaken in the slightest. Unless, you introduce me to a beautiful girlfriend......"

"Poof...... You don't know anything about it. As a student of the Reincarnation Academy, as long as he is willing to announce that he has joined the big family of the Smoke and Dust Folk when he becomes an adult, he can find the Lord of Smoke and Dust City to receive a girlfriend for free. Therefore, Xiaoyou, you should still focus on your studies now, and don't waste the great cultivation environment that the academy has worked so hard to create. ”

"Cut, the Lord of Soot City will be so kind to give each of us a free girlfriend!! I think it's a female dinosaur, right......? You don't want to deceive me! A pie in the sky must be a trap, and I will never be fooled. Bi Yao didn't understand the good intentions of the big guy Bai Yaoyang at all, and his eyes and tone were full of doubt.

"Presumptuous, do you talk to the big guy like this? The big guy is a person with a head, a face and an ID card, and the big guy will take a fancy to your "Talking Nerves", which is also your supreme honor. And not only are you grateful, but you even sit on the ground and want the big guy to introduce you to a girlfriend, which is a bit too much!" Kong Fang jumped out and said righteously: "A handsome person doesn't need someone to introduce a girlfriend at all, only an ugly person will look for someone to help him introduce a girlfriend everywhere." ”

"Brother Fang, where are you going to stay cool! I participated in the Super Academy Overlord Tournament just to find someone to help me introduce a beautiful girlfriend, not to see you here with long hair in the belly button - pretending to be 13. ”

"I'm pretending? I'm so handsome, I need to be pretending?! Someone is clearly jealous, jealous that I have a beautiful girlfriend like Cher. There's no way, people are handsome and wake up when they sleep. ”

"It's a cricket, and it's pants! But it's a cricket!

"Why is someone talking so sourly!

……

"The two students of this golden generation were a little funny, and they actually sang a double reed in front of me...... One sang with a red face, the other with a white face. Bai Yaoyang didn't break it, and confidently opened the important chips in his heart and said: "I have a goddaughter named Meimei, who is quite beautiful, but I can introduce it to Bi Xiaoyou, you know." You are of the same age and have similar interests, and I believe that there will be many common languages. ”

"What are you talking about, you want to introduce my goddaughter to me? I'm sorry, I'm not such a casual person. Actually, I'm a very conservative person in my bones, and I really can't play it if it's too exciting......" Bi Lao blushed and said.

Bai Yaoyang's smile revealed a hint of embarrassment, and said with a dry smile: "Bi Xiaoyou's words are really humorous! haha, haha, haha......"

It's really an embarrassing chat, Long Fei, who is third on the strong list, can't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly stood up and said: "Isn't it just a girlfriend, if Brother Bi doesn't dislike it, my girlfriend can cut your love for you, I haven't touched her once until now." However, remember to keep it a secret, but I bought her through secret channels at a large price, although it is a bit leaky!"

The amount of information is quite large, but this is not difficult for the smart and clever Bi Na classmates. The word air leakage is the key, circle it, and you have to take the test!

Bi Ji looked at the problem and went straight to the point: "I don't read much, don't lie to me! Could you please explain the meaning of the word 'air leakage'?"

"This ...... That ...... "Long Fei has been hesitant for a long time, looking like he wants to say something."

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, and it is obvious that Long Fei did not grasp the opportunity to answer the question this time, because someone has already rushed to answer.

The audience shook like thunder, and Han Ba volunteered to tell his brother Han Chong the reason for the leak: "Wowhahaha...... I know, I know, report to big brother, his girlfriend is inflatable !!."

"You idiot! why don't you speak, no one will treat you as a dumb ......" Han Chong sensed around and found that there were a pair of green eyes watching here.

Soon, Han Ba also felt the hostile eyes around him, but he didn't take these to heart at all. Even Han Ba glared back at Long Fei and took the initiative to provoke: "What do you look at? If you dare to stare at me again, believe it or not, I'll go and let your girlfriend's anger go now!"

Seeing this situation, Kong Fang secretly rejoiced in his heart on the side: "It turned out to be Han Ba, a little strong man who couldn't be convinced, and his mouth was still as stinky and hard as ever! This time he got into trouble with Long Fei, who was third on the strong list, and it seems that he will definitely be taught by Long Fei how to be a low-key person in a while." ”

But the story did not develop as Kong Fang imagined, and Han Ba actually escaped a catastrophe!

I really can't guess it! I didn't expect Long Fei to say this: "Handsome guy, there will always be a few more glances!"

"Is it true? haha...... I think I'm handsome, too, but you're not bad, just a little bit worse than me. Han Ba narcissistically replied.

Rengui is self-aware, looking at Han Ba's appearance, it is really difficult for Kong Fang to associate him with Shuaizi, and now when he hears Han Ba's such shameless words, why can't he help but want to laugh?!

"Wha......"