I talk about my brother in society, and people don't talk much!

When he came out to mix, Brother Nag only believed in one principle: "What can be solved with your hands is never better than babbling!"

"The tree is a big move, you can't be too crazy!" When Brother Na understood this truth, he had already bowed his head in front of the law enforcement forces and signed up for the labor reform training class.

On the first day, Brother Na was a little uncomfortable with the new environment!

In fact, the training class includes food and accommodation, and there are instructors who provide free training for psychological counseling, and the treatment is really good...... It's just that there is one thing that makes Brother Na feel particularly strange, that is, the senior brothers who have been trained together are too enthusiastic about themselves!

Wait until the middle of the night, and finally the truth is revealed! I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly someone stabbed himself in the ass with a stick, and Brother Na suddenly realized, he seemed to understand something?

What a humiliation...... Which ones killed a thousand knives? The faces of these people, Brother Na secretly wrote them down, and in the future, he will liquidate them one by one and stab them all back!

Sometimes, it's often more interesting to read reviews than to look at content.

"What do you want this iron rod for? Heaven has given you a wishful golden hoop stick, but you use it as a-stirring stick!"

"If you don't adapt to the water and soil, and the telephone poles are not supported, I will obey you!"

"Come on, hurt each other......"

Under normal circumstances, students need to pay an application fee to sign up for a training class, but the transformation department of Brother Bao is not ordinary, it belongs to the "second class", and you can enroll for free, and you only need to invite the seniors to eat a few chicken butts!

Now, there is still only one principle of life: never do anything that can be solved by chattering, and if you can't solve something that can't be solved by chattering, then think of a way to solve it with chatter.

Before entering the school, after entering the school, it is simply like two people! This shows that the furnace casting is successful, and the equipment "Brother Nag" level has been increased to the full level, the quality is the best, and the enhancement is +99......

Good news! The Gary Welfare Town Prison has taken the lead in setting up online writing training courses, and by teaching inmates how to write online essays, many inmates have been successfully re-employed after being released from prison. The latest data show that prisons with online training are much less likely to be re-imprisoned after being released than those without online training.

After being released from prison, a prisoner said: "Lao Tzu will never go in and write any bullshit novels again!"

No contrast, no harm!

Writing a novel is the same as practicing martial arts, it also depends on qualifications, and it is also a plot, some people write it with blood, and some people write it with disgusting feelings.

I heard that other authors eat ginseng and abalone every day and make friends with celebrity models, so I may have written a fake novel!

The snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is dashing, thinking that he is a god and pounces into a waste dog...... My book, good rubbish!

The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold, and the bitterness of eating is the master. As long as the effort is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle.

If you write well, it doesn't necessarily mean that you won't be popular, and if you don't write well, you won't necessarily be popular, celebrities are popular because they are not popular, what else is impossible?

Genius is equal to ninety-nine points of sweat plus one point of luck, and one point of luck is sometimes more important than ninety-nine points of sweat.

Brother Nag's luck is very good, he often buys a drink and gets another bottle of awards, writing a novel is also a book of gods, and a copy of "Talking the World" is so popular that you don't want it.

Time flies so fast, eight hundred years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the seedlings of the past have grown into towering trees through wind and rain.

The years are not forgiving, although Brother Na still maintains a young face, but the fatigue and wisdom in his eyes cannot be hidden at all, this is an old monster who has lived for more than 800 years, what a legend!

Knowing that his time is short, Brother Na held a grand media conference, and Brother Na will announce important things in front of reporters all over the world!

"Do you want to know the secret of my longevity and eternal beauty? Want to know what happened in the hundred years that disappeared? I wrote them all down, they are hidden in the depths of the sea with my treasure, and if you want to get it, go find it yourself......!

Laugh and close, Brother Nag kicked his legs and burped!

One stone startled a thousand waves, Brother Na was hanging, but Brother Na's last words spread all over the world, these words are like seeds, taking root in people's hearts, countless young people with dreams in order to find Brother Na's legacy - the legendary "fart to death" and go to sea, the era of great navigation has begun!

In the Age of Discovery, many pirates fought around the legendary fart death, and the boy chosen by his brother's will went to the sea to inherit the inheritance, and experienced many dangers along the way, even the world government can no longer continue to ignore the existence of the boy!

"I'm going to fly you!"

"Rattle bullets!"

"Talking about machine guns!"

"Babble!"

……

Barrage opens:

The output is all by roaring!

Ahh

You want to laugh at Lao Tzu to death, so as to inherit Lao Tzu's legacy!

Lao Tzu dumps you with the "Tao Te Ching"!

At the beginning of man, he is good at nature? I know. 【Tease】

Little train, woo woo woo......

The barrage is poisonous and simply impossible to watch.

Barrage closed!

Open the document is the code word, the most terrible routine to write a novel is to write nonsense, it is obviously a thing that can be summarized in one sentence, but it can be turned into a vast ocean, eat and chat, you can even talk about the Big Bang, the formation of black holes, and then God turns, how do ants produce little ants......

With this special brain hole, you deserve to write a novel, and you have to go to Baidu to search for ants to read a novel, how to produce small ants?

There was a constant roar in the sky, it was Long Fei and James Coolsaves teaming up against the "Flower and Full Moon" quartet.

There is no eternal enemy, only eternal interests, harmony is a win-win situation, and a division is a loss! Under the pressure of the strong four-person team, the two masters weighed the pros and cons, and finally chose the way of temporarily joining forces.

Arrogant as I Zhan, I actually took the initiative to join forces, which was unimaginable, which surprised Long Fei at the time, wondering if he had heard it wrong?

In fact, the reason is very simple, this decision just reflects my Zhan beyond ordinary people's IQ, know how to plan ahead, when people are still shocked to decide for a while, decision two has been quietly drawn up.

I Zhan read a unique book by chance, and the story in the book gave me some inspiration: "During the Warring States Period, the Qin family was dominant, and the six kingdoms of Zhao, Wei, and Chu were weak, and only by joining forces could they compete with Qin, and the result of each fighting could only be broken one by one!"

The second and third in the strong list team up VS the tenth, ninth, eighth, and seventh four people in the strong list, what will be the result of this team game?

I'm a reader, I know a fart, and I want to ask you where is your "fart......