Chapter 1 The Strongest Bragging System
Jianghai City, Jianghai Middle School.
Looking at the bustling street, Lin Xuan was extremely depressed, his girlfriend who had been friends for two years was dug into the corner, although that guy looked like a pig, he couldn't stand the fact that other people's families were rich, so he directly smashed his girlfriend with the money and broke up with him.
Lin Xuan knew very well that with his background, he was afraid that even if he worked hard all his life, he would not be able to catch up with Liu Yongqiang.
"Money, it's really not a thing, if only Lao Tzu was rich!"
Lin Xuan also thought about this in his heart, I am afraid that it is impossible for his dream to come true!
Tick tick!
A piercing voice sounded behind Lin Xuan.
"Call it to death, when the special old man is rich, he will directly drive the bulldozer to roll over you scum!"
Lin Xuan scolded unhappily.
Whew!
Suddenly, the car went on a rampage, and Lin Xuan's heart was about to jump out of his throat.
"God, I don't want to die yet!"
The piercing sound of brakes sounded, and the car continued to enlarge in Lin Xuan's pupils, and he was directly knocked out of the air when he was shouting just now, but fortunately, his life was hard enough, and the driver braked the car urgently, otherwise I am afraid that he would have to completely confess.
"Your uncle, I swear if you were a female driver, I would strip you naked!"
After being knocked into the air, Lin Xuan shook his head and scolded.
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the strongest braggart system!"
Suddenly, a mechanical voice sounded in Lin Xuan's head, causing Lin Xuan to tremble in fright.
The strongest braggart system?
What is this thing?
Lin Xuan didn't know why.
The system is bound successfully!
"Preliminary identification, the host level low-level blower, as long as it is a low-level cowhide blown by the host, it can be realized!"
My God, I'm a system plus, and the dick has counterattacked?
Lin Xuan jumped excitedly, he didn't expect the plot in the novel to happen to him, this feeling was more exciting than picking up millions.
Now that there is a system, doesn't this mean that I have endless money to spend? marry Bai Fumei, go to the peak of life, and even beat Liu Yongqiang, who robbed his girlfriend?
"I am obedient to that Zhang Yan, I didn't expect that she would fall in love with Liu Yongqiang, who is unlearned and unskilled, for the sake of money, it is really infuriating!"
The snatching of his girlfriend was undoubtedly a trauma in Lin Xuan's heart.
But with the addition of the system, what is lost must be recovered, Liu Yongqiang, you wait for me!
"System, I want to go to the toilet, give me 10 million to wipe my ass first!"
Lin Xuan said expectantly.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for successfully blowing a on the system, rewarding 10 experience points, but the host level is too low, only senior blowers have the right to get 10 million!"
“......”
Lin Xuan was very depressed, and said that he was the strongest braggart system, bluffing!
"Oops, hit someone!"
In the car, Zhou Yanjuan saw that someone was hit by herself, and she was extremely flustered, and rushed off the car with staggering steps.
"Are you alright, sir?"
Zhou Yanjuan said anxiously, but when she saw that the guy in front of her was hit by herself, she screamed excitedly, could it be that she was knocked out of her mental illness?
Hearing the crisp voice next to him, Lin Xuan reacted, his eyes scanning towards the other party.
"This woman is so beautiful!"
Lin Xuan looked at the curly hair in front of him, a pair of big watery eyes on the face of the melon seeds, fair skin, and proudly erect breasts with the bumpy figure, it was completely a goddess, which made him swallow his saliva.
This woman is simply superb, especially the chest is completely two bombs, so high and plump, people can't help but want to go up and take a bite when they see it.
The woman had a strong smell of wine, her cheeks were crimson, and her eyes were a little blurry, and she had drunk too much at first glance.
"Sister, fortunately, Lao Tzu's life is hard, otherwise he would definitely be hit and killed by her!"
Lin Xuan was very depressed, and was about to ask the woman for sinking, but he didn't expect her to faint directly.
What's going on, is it possible that this woman still wants to play porcelain?
Grandma drops, obviously you knocked me down, I haven't fainted yet, you actually fainted first, did you touch porcelain like this?
Lin Xuan was very unhappy.
"Ding Dong, the system promulgated the task, and the host bragged that he would strip off the clothes of the female driver who hit him, if the host failed to willingly let her strip naked, she would be killed by the car!"
“......”
This is a special situation, you shouldn't get the system, it's all a dick counterattack, how can you put yourself to death everywhere when you get this system?
Lin Xuan didn't doubt the system's words at all, but the woman was so drunk, could she take the opportunity to strip her naked?
Looking at the white skin standing proudly on the woman's chest, Lin Xuan's eyes were red, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
In the end, Lin Xuan shook his head, he still didn't take advantage of the danger, the system wanted this woman to be willing, if she really did it, I was afraid that this task would be impossible to complete, but this woman almost knocked herself to death, it's okay to take advantage of it!
"I'm such an awesome character, I only need to give this woman artificial respiration once, and she will definitely wake up!"
After Lin Xuan blew a big blow, he pursed his mouth and kissed the woman's flaming lips.
Kiss!
Lin Xuan smelled the fragrance of the woman's mouth, looked at that beautiful face, and his heart was pounding, and the aftertaste was endless!
But who knew that the moment he kissed, the woman's closed eyes slowly opened, and the two looked at each other.
Oh my God, so effective?
Lin Xuan was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that he could really achieve it if he bragged about it, this was really amazing.
Zhou Yanjuan looked at the big face in front of her, woke up in an instant, her hairs stood on end, and she pushed Lin Xuan away.
"Bastard, who are you? How dare you take advantage of the old lady, believe it or not, I abolished you?"
The woman's posture was crazy, and after she stood up, her slender beautiful legs suddenly kicked towards Lin Xuan's legs.
Zhou Yanjuan's whole body is going crazy, where did this guy get his neuropathy and took away her first kiss for no reason!
Taking advantage of you?
I didn't see that I was saving you, if you don't thank me, forget it, you still want to kick my little brother, it's so infuriating, look at how I fix you!
"Beauty, I advise you not to move your feet, today I am lucky, as long as anyone who tries to hurt me will have a bloody disaster!"
Lin Xuan smiled, and his unhurried voice sounded.
It's a pity that the woman didn't believe it at all, her slender legs kicked out suddenly, and when she was about to kick Lin Xuan, her center of gravity suddenly became unstable and her feet slipped suddenly, and she sat on the ground with her buttocks.
Shocked, shocked.
System: XP +5 from Zhou Yanjuan!
Zhou Yanjuan was crazy in her heart, her pretty face was flushed, and it seemed that she was very angry with Lin Xuan.
This guy is too wicked, he really fell down when he said that he had a blood light disaster, it can't be, it must be a coincidence!
Zhou Yanjuan didn't believe that she fell because she was defeated by Lin Xuan, she must be good-looking this bastard who took away her first kiss!
"Is this okay? Wouldn't I be able to counterattack immediately?"
Lin Xuan didn't expect to be able to get experience points by shocking others, so as long as he was surprised and shocked to get experience points, he would be able to upgrade the system soon, and the low-level blowers would be so terrifying, I don't know what would happen to the middle-level blowers?
"Bastard, you die!"
Zhou Yanjuan's big watery eyes were filled with a rolling murderous aura, and she unwillingly raised her little fist and was about to hit Lin Xuan again.
"Beauty, I advise you not to be angry, otherwise the anger will attack your chest and break your clothes!"
"I almost believed you!"
Zhou Yanjuan's pink fist slammed straight into Lin Xuan's chest.
Jump!
But before Zhou Yanjuan's fist landed on Lin Xuan's chest, she heard the sound of the button breaking.
Seeing the magnificent waves in front of him, Lin Xuan's head was a little dizzy!
Yes!
Zhou Yanjuan was so angry that she almost didn't spurt out old blood, her eyes were full of incredulity and looked at Lin Xuan, who the hell is this guy?
System: XP +8 from Zhou Yanjuan
"Crazy, going crazy!"
Seeing that experience point constantly rising, believing that it wouldn't be long before he could become an intermediate blower, Lin Xuan had an excited smile on his face.
Seeing that Lin Xuan dared to laugh at herself, Zhou Yanjuan became more and more angry, her delicate body trembled, and she immediately kicked it over again.
"I advise you not to waste your efforts, otherwise your belt will not look good when it breaks!"
"Your sister, I believe in you!"
Zhou Yanjuan couldn't help but burst into foul language.
As a result, the belt on her hip-length skirt broke, and her pants were about to slip off, almost scaring her half to death.
+10 XP
Seeing this, Lin Xuan looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
Counterattack, I'm finally going to counterattack!