Text The third season of the red dust old story_ Chapter 1185 Wine swallowing boy 4
"You don't know, this little devil is shrewd! Just in case, they all have to check some unfamiliar faces!" As he spoke, the tour guide stepped forward and chatted with the little devils for a while!
"What do they say, why don't they understand anything?" asked the fat man, curious.
"Didn't say anything. They said they had to check if you had any dangerous goods with you, and they told you to change your shoes!"
"Damn! The little devil of the dog day is too crazy, isn't it? This land is ours in Huaxia! Why do we have to check so much? No, we won't change it, we will go in!" As soon as he heard the tour guide's words, the fat man immediately became angry, rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush inside!
"Fatty, calm down! We're here to travel, not to make trouble, okay?" Fairy Tale pulled him back and glared at him fiercely!
"That's right, fat man, calm down!" The glasses also quickly reached out and pulled it to his side, and whispered in his ear: "Have you forgotten our mission? If you make a big deal now, how can we still carry out the mission? You stupid! Why can't you use your brain properly?"
"Guide!" he said that we can understand when we check it, but why should we change our shoes? Isn't this typical discrimination?"
"Damn! These little devils are too crazy! How dare you do this on our turf!"
"Uh...... That one...... They said...... The floors inside are all high-end imported, and they are easy to be trampled on! I don't really understand the specifics, anyway, since you are here to visit, then abide by the rules of others, or we will leave now! Anyway, I don't want to take you in!" The tour guide shrugged his shoulders and said with an indifferent face!
"Gotta do it, then follow the rules! Otherwise, these devils won't think we're here to play the field?" Fairy Tale nodded, and shook a glance at the fat man and the others!
"Okay, okay, let's just obey!" Although those buddies were full of displeasure, but they all came with a mission, so they had to compromise!
"Fatty, don't you hear? Take off your shoes and change your shoes!" the glasses pulled the fairy tale and pulled him back.
"Big fairy brother, you wait to see a good show!"
"Well, what......" Before the puzzled fairy tale could finish speaking, the fat man over there took off his shoes cleanly!
"Baga!" As soon as the smell came out, the little devils who were guarding the door immediately covered their noses and ran away! Not to mention them, even the tourists in the temple looked disgusted!
"Oh my God, what does this smell like?"
"Damn! Is this a salted fish that has been smelling for several years? Why does it smell so big!" The fat man smiled, and said to the tour guide: "Tour guide! You translate for those devils, my athlete's foot is the lightest, and those people smell even greater! Ask them if they still need to change their shoes?" The tour guide covered his mouth and forced himself to translate with those devils with an uncomfortable face, and the other party's eyes when he looked at the fairy tale also changed! That was obviously disgust and unwelcome!
"Big brother, in my opinion, these little devils think that you don't look like rich and powerful people, so they will make things difficult and don't want you to go in!" The tour guide had actually discovered the whole problem a long time ago, but he didn't say anything because of the situation!
"Oh, so that's it! What a dog looks down on!" Fairy Tale shook her head, took out a pure black bank card from her wallet, shook it in front of those devils, and said, "How is it? What does this bank card represent, you should know, right? Don't fucking look like a dog, dogs look down on people!"
"Goo-goo!" As soon as the devils on the other side saw the bank card, they immediately smiled all over their faces, and hurriedly said a long list of words to the tour guide!
"What does this little Japan say?" the fat man asked, frowning.
"Big brother, they said that we are all nobles, and we can go in with our shoes on! But just once!" the tour guide hurriedly translated and said!
"What a shameless little devil on a dog day!" the fairy tale cursed secretly, and walked in with a few swaggers!
"Your ...... Wait a minute!" At this moment, a Japanese man and a girl suddenly walked out of the side and stopped in front of Fairy Tale and the others!
"Well, what do you want to do? Didn't you say you could let us in with your shoes on? Why do you regret changing your mind now?" Fairy asked with a frown.
"Brother Tong! I know that the little devil is a thing that does not believe in his word, forget it! Let's go! This is a place, I won't come if you invite me in the future!" The glasses and the fat man looked at each other, and began to pretend to be angry!
"No, no...... Your...... We came out to give you ...... Arrange a beautiful translator!" Seeing the reaction of several people in the fairy tale, the Japanese who was blocking the way hurriedly waved his hand, and then pushed the beautiful woman behind him to him!
"Oh! It turned out that we were assigned a beautiful translator! Not bad! Not bad!" As soon as they saw the beautiful women, the fairy tale and the glasses and others immediately lost most of their anger! And the tour guide who saw such a situation on the side was also very interested in parting with them: "Big brothers! Since someone has come to accompany you, then I will leave first!"
"Well, let's go!" The fat man took out a few hundred yuan from his wallet and handed it to the guide, and then sent it away! "Gentlemen, is it the first time you have come to our temple?" The girl looked at the fairy tale and the others a few times, and then spoke gently!
"Eun! It's the first time for us, because we've heard that there is a Japanese temple on this island before, and the gods in it are also very good, so we want to come and see it!" said casually as Fairy Tale rolled her eyes.
"Then you're really the right person, we have a special miracle here, and there is a true god. When the beautiful woman heard the fairy tale say this, she hurriedly said. Fairy Tale rolled her eyes disdainfully, and said with a look of disbelief: "Is it really fake? Can there still be gods in your temple? Don't talk nonsense! I and my brothers, what temple have I not worshipped? What monks and Taoist priests have not seen? But I have not seen any immortals!"
"If you don't believe me, come with me!" The beautiful woman smiled slightly, and without arguing with the fairy tale, she turned and led them into the main hall!
"Look at it! this is the deity enshrined in our temple!" the beautiful woman raised her hand and pointed to a cat with pointed ears and long hair enshrined in the center of the main hall.
"I'll it! It's the most powerful cat with nine tails!" Fairy Tale counted the cat's tails carefully, no more, no less, exactly nine!
The beautiful woman folded her hands and knelt down in front of the idol with a reverent face, and bowed respectfully a few times, and then she turned her head to the fairy tale and the others and said, "Why don't you kneel down and worship the true god with me?
"Hmph! What fucking bullshit! Our brothers don't even want to change their shoes, you girl actually let us kneel down for this cat demon?"
"Fatty, pay attention to your words, okay? We're on someone else's territory now!" The fairy tale rolled her eyes, then snorted coldly and said, "But then again, we Chinese men have gold under their knees, understand? Besides, if you want us to kneel, then you have to give us a reason to kneel, right? Who knows if you are liars or not? Good guys, let's not say a word, just let us kneel a few brothers! This is too nonsense!"
"Baga, what are you talking about?" As soon as the fairy tale finished speaking, a group of people wandering around suddenly surrounded them angrily! Seeing them like that, I can't wait to eat the fairy tale and the others alive immediately!
"Hehe, are you here to find fault? I don't think you are here to worship God!" At this time, the beautiful woman who had been kneeling on the ground also slowly stood up and said!
"Of course we're here to worship God, otherwise what are we doing here?" said the fat man with an arrogant face.
"Oh, since you are here to worship God, then why can't you follow the rules? Why do you have to say such wild words?" Regarding the attitude of the fat man, the beautiful woman still kept a smile!
"Come on, who knows if this god of your family is a true god or a false god? Besides, we've never seen a god like this! Can't we be a little skeptical?" Glasses also said helpfully.
"Girl, don't be angry, these two brothers of mine are like this, they have a straight temper! I think it would be better otherwise, but I heard that you have an onmyoji here! Otherwise, I will bother you to clear it up? It doesn't matter if you are fortune tellers or divination, as long as you say it right, we will kowtow immediately without saying a word, and the incense money will be doubled! What do you think?" Fairy Tale waved her hand and motioned for the two to shut up!
"It seems that you have already understood! To tell you the truth, I am actually the onmyoji here!" Hearing this from the fairy tale, the beautiful woman's face immediately sank! The fat man's eyes rolled, and he pointed to the fairy tale and said: "Since you are also an onmyoji, well, we won't embarrass you! Just give me a calculation of how old my eldest brother is this year! As long as you are right, we will immediately kneel down and kowtow, and give the incense money with both hands! How about it?"
"That's what you said! You guys are honest and do what you say!" The beautiful onmyoji frowned and said!
"Don't worry, we will do what we say and never break our promise!"
"That's right! A manly man, it's hard to chase a horse if he says it!"
"Okay, please stretch out your hand, gentleman, I'll take a look!" The female onmyoji was also forced by fairy tales and others to compete, and said with a cold snort!
"It turns out that the Japanese Onmyoji also looks at palmistry!haha! This is the first time I've ever experienced it!" Fairy Tale smiled, and then stretched out his palm and handed it to the Onmyoji and said!
"Isn't it just age? It's all a piece of cake!" The onmyoji hummed and took the fairy tale palm and looked at it seriously! But who would have thought, she looked at it for a long time, and the expression on her face became more and more strange! From the initial confidence, to the later doubts, and then to the later shock, the face was incredulous!
"You're about 20 years old this year!"
"Oh no......! How is this possible!"
"You...... Why is your fate so complicated? Looking at your young age, it is impossible for you to be hundreds of years old?" Seeing the end, the onmyoji directly slapped his head fiercely, and said weakly: "You...... Why don't you look like you're a living person?"
"Haha! What kind of onmyoji are you? I see that you are clearly the linen physiognomy handed down from our Huaxia!"
"I said, do you see what's wrong? Can you give me an accurate word! If you can see it, you can say that you can see it, and if you can't see it, you can say that you can't see it!" The fat man also coaxed impatiently on the side!
"I'll just say it's unreliable! You still don't believe it, it's all a lie, and what kind of true god you say, I think it's bullshit!"
"You...... Who the hell are you, what do you want to do in our temple?" Hearing the change in the tone of these people, the Onmyoji suddenly woke up!
"What are we here for? Don't you already know?" said Fairy Tale, with a slight lift in the corners of her mouth!
"We're here to kick the restaurant!" shouted the glasses!
"We are from the police station, and someone has reported that you have not paid the protection money, so hurry up and pay the money! Otherwise, we will not be polite to you!" The most talented fat man directly shouted such a slogan! The fairy tale and the glasses laughed at each other, and then shouted loudly together: "We are here to collect protection money!"
"I think you're looking for death!" the beautiful Onmyoji sneered and glanced at the group of people beside her!
"Squeak!" the gang immediately turned around and ran to shut all the gates, and by the way, invited some tourists out of the crowd!
"Hehe! To be honest, a few of you are quite interesting! To tell you the truth, before you, there were many people in our temple who smashed the field, and what about Er Kang's hands in the end? Haven't all of them been thrown by us to feed the fish reasonably? Do you know why? It's because there are really gods in our temple!" said the Onmyoji with a cold smile!
"So, do you think we're going to end up like them?" said Fairy Tale, smiling slightly, clasping her hands over her chest!