Legend has it that on the first day of the seventh month, the ghost gate was opened, and the ghost gate was closed on July 30. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoDuring this month, all the lonely ghosts will come out of the underworld to find something to eat.

And July 15, the Yu Lan Festival, is precisely the day when the ghost gate is opened!

This day is destined to be different from the past, and if many paranormal phenomena are happening around you, don't panic!

Because most of these emergencies are some geist playing a prank, playing a fun heartbeat game with you, without malicious intent.

The heartbeat game is nothing more than the old-fashioned tricks in those movies, such as someone under the bed, a midnight bell, a thriller movie theater, a ghost dance hall, and an old corpse in a mountain village......

Toilets, rooftops, underground parking lots, elevators, swimming pools, bathrooms, deep mountains, woods, deserted houses, cemeteries...... Spirits like to ambush in these kinds of places, and suddenly appear when you're not looking, and scare you!

They generally don't harm people's lives, but when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and it is not excluded that there are evil spirits mixed in it, or there are some people who can't afford to play games and temporarily turn their faces and don't recognize people.

Once you are really unlucky enough to encounter the above two situations, then congratulations! You can only ask for more blessings, hoping that you can survive until you can survive to the rescue of the Heartless Mage, the Zombie Dao Master, the Chaodu Monk or the Psychic Fairy Gu.

At this time, the sun is setting, the sky is not completely dark, the street seems deserted, several sixty-year-old grandmothers squatting at the intersection to burn ingots paper money, occasionally there will be a few listless young figures floating in front of it, the grandmothers do not look at it, expressionless to the fire to add a face value of 100w coins, a pile of ・・・・・・

The streets are lined with houses, and there is a conversation coming from one of the houses!

"You kid don't run, I promise not to kill you!"

When I was a child, the old man always said that he would not beat me, but in the end, he was not beaten every time!"

"Fuck, little cub is not allowed to slip away, Lao Tzu wants to let your little king and eight lambs not see the sun tomorrow!"

Soon after, a powerful man with a stainless steel kitchen knife in his right hand came out of the house to the intersection.

"Hey, old woman, did you just see a lewd-looking young man passing by here with a panicked look?"

Among several grandmothers who burned ingots and paper money, a grandmother wearing a black cloth dress said gloomily: "Young man, old woman, I see that your Yintang is black, and your right eyelid is constantly beating.

"Bah, bah, bah, the old antique knows how to pretend to be a ghost, Lao Tzu never believes in these ghosts and gods! Hmph, that little king is lucky, but he can hide from the first day of the new year, but he can't hide from the fifteenth day! Heaven is still evil, but self-inflicted evil cannot live!" After the big man finished speaking, he put away the kitchen knife and walked into the house, and quickly closed the doors and windows.

Not long after the big man left, a young man with a thief head and a lewd face appeared on the street.

"What a fucking pervert, it's the first time I've encountered someone who introduces someone like this, and if you don't agree, you're going to cut me with a kitchen knife. The lewd young man Kong Fang sighed that he was unladylike when he met people, and secretly said in his heart: "The world is going down, and people's hearts are not ancient!"

"Young man, do you want your wife to help you get married?"

"Uh...... No...... No, people actually already have a sweetheart. ”

"Don't forget it, I originally had a good introduction to the underworld marriage. Hey, what a shame!"

Kong Fang, male, height unknown, weight unknown, with a handsome face, because the pig's feet have long been low-key into nature, the family situation is nothing to say, as the saying goes: "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read!"

After graduation, the first job in the society was on the construction site, on the first day of work, he won a grand prize, 500w is unrealistic, and the probability of going out to meet nobles is much higher than this.

"Boom!", a brick hit Kong Fang's face.

Under normal circumstances, under the gravity of the earth and the gravitational force between the universe, coupled with the gravity of the brick itself, under this triple force, Kong Fang's face should be miserable and miserable!

However, Kong Fang was an exception! Kong Fang's face was nothing, but the brick was shattered in two under the reaction force of Kong Fang's face, and Kong Fang, who was frightened by the bricks and had his hair standing on end because he was not wearing a hard hat, looked very much like an angry young man.

"This man is so thick-skinned! Bricks can't be broken?!" The workers were all discussing, but the site boss did not believe this view, the site boss appreciated this young man who had just arrived, and suspected that he was a peerless master in the mental hospital who had cultivated to Bigu, and dismissed Kong Fang.

The boss of the construction site said to Kong Fang: "Master, we are a small temple, we can't tolerate great gods, capable people like you, with great wisdom and perseverance, can do what ordinary people cannot, they should serve the court and society, do their best for all living beings in the world, and benefit the common people in the world, Fang Xian is the king!"

In this way, Kong Fang's "first pot of gold" was lost. However, the construction site owner did not bargain!

Not long after Kong Fang left, a group of reporters holding cameras and microphones broke into the construction site, and the reporters exposed that the boss of the construction site made huge profits without conscience, and many of the materials on the construction site were cheap materials that were not up to standard, and the steel bars were also processed and fined. The "thick skin" of the hole square is more or less related to the quality of the brick itself.

Enthusiastic netizens commented on this incident.

"Angry Birds" commented: "The tofu scum project, built faster, poured faster!"

"The master of the Criminal Prison Division" commented: "When you encounter such a scumbag, pull them all out and cut JJ, several years of rings." ”

"24k Pure Handsome" commented: "Passing by, hit soy sauce." ”

"God of Gamblers' Dad" commented: "I bet a hundred yuan, and the editor deliberately stretched out the length to deceive traffic." ”

After leaving the construction site, Kong Fang entered the "Heaven and Earth" nightclub as a waiter, where he met two "buddies", "Big Brother" Scar Hao and "Second Brother" Bad Money.

A week later, Kong Fang did not receive a tip, and it was stretched to live on that dead salary, and the two "buddies" couldn't stand it.

"Brother, I and Mildew Cai are planning to do a big deal, and there is still a shortage of manpower, so you can join in! I promise to have my scar Hao big bowl of meat, and my brother's share is absolutely indispensable, you think about it, and come to me after thinking about it!"

Kong Fang thought about it again and again, and finally declined the kind invitation of "big brother" Scar Hao.

After that, Kong Fang never saw the "eldest brother" Scar Hao and the "second brother" molten money. It wasn't until later that he learned that the two of them had gone in to eat the imperial grain.

According to people familiar with the matter, the two robbed a jewelry store called "Dragon and Phoenix Golden Building", and on the way to escape, they accidentally stepped on a banana peel dropped by a child, and were unfortunately arrested on the spot by the people's public servants.

Kong Fang shook his hair and said to himself: "I am a promising young man, and I should not haunt entertainment venues." He was "fired" again, this time by himself.

Time is amazing, it's only not long since it's gone, and it's already a matter of fact, Kong Fang vaguely remembers the days when he bragged with the two "big brothers"!

Big Brother Ho: "I want to be the King of the Pirates!"

Scar Chen: "Even if I am a shinobi for the rest of my life, I want to become the Hokage!"

Kong Fang: "Can you be as mature as me?" I want to be a King Kong gourd baby!"

……

It's a pretty cute inner world!

After several turnovers, after the introduction of his friend's friend Tie Niu, Kong Fang finally found a job that he thought suited his interests and hobbies and paid well. He was offered by the First Division club Red Madness to become a substitute basketball player.

On the day of the signing, Kong Fang was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night, he invited Tie Niu to drink and eat until twelve o'clock at night, and then returned home, and drank a full ten cans of Red Bull at home. Then he climbed to the rooftop naked and wore red pants, and in the bright moonlight, Kong Fangbiao sang about conquest!

As a result, the residents of the community could not stand the ghost crying wolf in the middle of the night, so they had no choice but to call the police, and the comrades of the people's police directly locked up Kong Fang for one night on the pretext of disturbing social order, and only released him in the morning.

Indoors, the fairy aura is pervasive, the divine light is dazzling, and it is accompanied by bursts of fairy music, and the sound of the Buddha on the avenue roars!

Kong Fang was naked and strong, wearing red pants and sitting cross-legged, looking at his nose, nose and mouth, mouth and heart, and entering a deep level of cultivation.

With the strength of wine and the power of ten cans of Red Bull, Kong Fang continued to break through the shackles, and in one fell swoop opened up the eight veins and twelve floors of the Qi Sutra in his body, easily gathering the three flowers and the five qi Chaoyuan, he was not satisfied, and began to fuse the nine yin divine power and the nine yang divine power in his body. And, he succeeded!

At this time, Kong Fang's nine yin and nine yang will be integrated, yin and yang are mutually beneficial, water and fire are blended, and enter a wonderful state, and the big world is integrated, this is the rhythm that will make the little friends stunned! He himself has become the dividing line of the Tai Chi pattern, the big world is divided into yin fish and yang fish to surround it, and the divine power in Kong Fang's body is divided into nine yin divine power and nine yang divine power in the outside world to form the corresponding yin eye and yang eye, and the complete formation of a Tai Chi pattern, this is the interpretation of the Tao!

The Taiji diagram rotates slowly, time and space stop, ten thousand laws do not invade, wrapped in Hongmeng purple qi, the inner middle road is looming, yin and yang sword qi is vertical and horizontal, accompanied by the air of the desolation, as if shuttling through the past and the present, eternal and eternal!

"Hahaha・・・・・・ haha, the unity of man and sword, invincible in the world!" Kong Fang laughed, like the cry of a beggar in the movie "Huo Yuanjia", "Huo Yuanjia, the first in Jinmen!" sounded in his ears, and he was Huo Yuanjia!

"Smack!" Kong Fang was slapped on the head and came to his senses.

"Brother, go home. Drunk and thinking of himself as Superman, running around in red pants, running around all the way to the police station. Iron Bull laughed teasingly.

"Hmph, what Superman, Spider-Man, Hulk, are all ants in front of this seat, and they will turn them into ashes!" Kong Fang shouted.

"His grandmother is a bear, and the wine hasn't woken up yet!" Tie Niu scolded with a smile, helping Kong Fang to walk back to his residence.

Secretly, Kong Fang secretly said in a humble heart: "Damn, this time it's a big shame." ”

Along the way, there was a lot of talking.

"Xiaoqiang, look over there, is that Superman?"

"Oh, which one are you talking about? That's Salted Egg Superman!" replied Xiaoqiang.

"No, no, it's clearly a poop superman! Usually disguised as an ordinary IT employee, every time there is an emergency, as long as you go to the bathroom, after pulling Xiang, you can transform into a poop superman! "100,000 Bad Jokes" recently my mother took me to see. Next to him, Xiao Ming argued.

"Salted Egg Superman!"

"Wrong, it's poop supertalent!"

・・・・・・

The two children were arguing.

Kong Fang's face was dark, pretending not to hear anything, and he continued to walk with Tie Niu on his shoulders, and he didn't bother to pay attention to the arguments of the kindergarten children.

"Perverts, psychopaths, mentally retarded, exhibitionists, drunkards, rescued hostages, escorted criminals・・・・・・" Kong Fang has a black line on his head and will pretend to be drunk to the end! With such a black energy that goes all the way to the black, he has the potential to be a dark horse actor.