Chapter 20: Severely punish the Yellow Army
Huang Jun's personality is definitely problematic, he usually likes to remember all kinds of crooked things, and if he has this heart, he doesn't worry that he can't harm people, and he really uses it today.
He first added a large pot of water, then went to the food section to pick up two large frogs and threw them inside.
I didn't know where to find a bag of tea, so I poured all the tea directly into it and buckled the lid of the pot.
Boiling frogs in tea is highly poisonous, and the toxicity will attack within two hours, taking people's lives, and there is no cure!
"Hahaha, boiled frogs in warm water, quack, quack!" Huang Jun said a little overjoyed, almost crazy.
The people in the back kitchen were all busy, and no one noticed Huang Jun's movements at all.
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Wu Di was talking and transferred the money to Li Tianxin, and the two of them were chatting on the table, unaware that danger had quietly approached them!
After a while, the dishes they ordered were all on the table, after all, Shuangsonglou is a newly opened restaurant, and in order to attract more customers, each dish is very large.
Although Wu Di is particularly able to eat, when he saw the dishes on this table, he was still a little worried and said, "There are so many dishes, I'm afraid I can't eat them." ”
Li Tianxin said disapprerovingly: "Don't worry, you are definitely too worried." ”
“……”
At this time, Huang Jun's tea-boiled frog was also ready, and he beckoned Xiao Liu, who was serving the dishes, and said, "Xiao Liu, you can do me a favor." ”
Xiao Liu was also warm-hearted, and walked over and asked happily: "Master Huang, what are you polite to me, just say something directly." ”
"Then I'm welcome, the two people at table 7 are my relatives, I added a dish to them, out of my salary, you help me deliver it, don't say that I gave it, otherwise they will feel that they owe me a favor." ”
In order to take revenge, Huang Jun turned into a relative of Wu Di.
As soon as Xiao Liu heard that this was not a difficult matter, he agreed.
"Thank you. Huang Jun thanked.
"Oh, what a big deal. Xiao Liu waved his hand and said.
Xiao Liu walked to Wu Di's table with a plate of dishes, and said, "Two, our store is open for rewards, and you will get a dish for spending more than 588 during the event, free of charge." ”
This reason is simply seamless, how can I be so witty, Xiao Liu can't help but appreciate himself.
There is no reason why Bai Zhi does not want it, Wu Di pointed to the table and said, "Then let it go." ”
Li Tianxin asked curiously on the side: "What kind of dish is this? ”
Xiao Liu said: "Tea fragrant double frogs." "It's the name of a dish casually, and Xiao Liu is a narcissistic master, and he began to admire his adaptability.
As soon as he saw that the task was completed, Xiao Liu was self-absorbed and went to work elsewhere.
Wu Di had never heard of this kind of dish when he was so old, so he moved his chopsticks and was about to take a bite and taste it.
At this time, the old man's voice came from his head: "Don't eat! Don't believe his nonsense, isn't this just a toad boiled in tea, you kid will definitely not survive if you eat it." ”
After listening to the old man's words, Wu Di couldn't help frowning, could it be that there was still someone in this Shuangsong Tower who wanted his life?
This old ghost usually smiles and grins, and it is rare to be so serious, Wu Di also realized the seriousness of the matter.
Li Tianxin didn't know that there was a problem with this dish, so when Wu Di was stunned, he took a bite directly and was about to send it to his mouth!
Wu Di came back to his senses and snatched her chopsticks, which startled Li Tianxin, Wu Di's action was a little later, and the dish was eaten in Li Tianxin's mouth.
How can Miss Li Tianxin usually be so angry? Directly slapped the table, and said, "What are you doing?"
"This dish is poisonous, and if you eat it, you will die. Wu Di explained in a low voice.
Can a restaurant still cook poisonous dishes for guests to eat? That is not a business, no matter how you look at it, it is ridiculous, but Li Tianxin chose to believe it, because Wu Di has brought her many impossibilities.
Li Tianxin asked with a serious face: "Then what should we do now, call the police?"
Wu Di's eyes were shining, and he replied: "Calling the police will startle the snake, so we might as well take the plan." ”
Wu Di thought about it for a while, asked Li Tianxin to hide the frog, and walked out of Shuangsong Building together after settling the account with Li Tianxin.
The sharp-eyed Xiao Liu saw it, returned to the back kitchen and said to Huang Jun, "Master Huang, your two relatives are gone." ”
Huang Jun agreed, and hurriedly walked out of the back kitchen, he had to make sure that they had eaten the plate of frogs.
When he came out, the plate was really empty, and Huang Jun's face was suddenly full of the word proud.
I can't imagine that you Wu Di was planted in the hands of Lao Tzu in the end, and today is the death of your kid, Huang Jun thought to himself.
"Teacher Huang, why are you here?" Wu Di's voice came from behind him.
Huang Jun did something wrong, he was frightened, and hurriedly turned around to see that Wu Di was growing behind him with a smile.
Xiao Liu was even more confused, why was he still here? I watched him walk out just now?
Wu Di continued: "Mr. Huang used to be a chef here. ”
Although Wu Di called "Teacher Huang" one by one, his eyes were very unkind.
"Right...... Yes. Huang Jun thought to himself, why did Lao Tzu come here to be a chef, haven't you counted it in your heart?
Anyway, you only have two hours to live, so I'll coax you to come.
Wu Di was not enough, so he stepped forward and pretended to shake hands with Huang Jun enthusiastically.
"Teacher, I miss you to death. ”
With Xiao Liu present next to him, Huang Jun couldn't show anything unusual, so he had to stretch out his hand and shake Wu Di.
As a result, as soon as he hit Wu Di's hand, Huang Jun regretted it, Wu Di's hand burst out with a very terrifying force, it was like a jack pressing on his hand, he couldn't pull it back, and he didn't want this hand anymore.
"Teacher, why are you red?" Wu Di asked as he pretended to be surprised.
Huang Jun broke out in a cold sweat in pain, but he still endured it, pretending to be okay and said, "The teacher saw you...... Excited. ”
"I can't imagine that you miss me so much, teacher, let's stop standing here, let's go out and find a place to talk about it. Wu Di said falsely.
"Good ......" Huang Jun almost had the heart to cry, if he didn't agree, it is estimated that he would not need this hand.
Xiao Liu patted his chest very interestingly, and said: "It's rare for your master and apprentice to get together, go out and get together, the director will come in a while, and I will help you attract firepower." ”
Huang Jun even has the heart to kill him, Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, why are you still pushing me into the fire pit, you really don't leave me a way to live!
Wu Di "enthusiastically" took Huang Jun out of Shuangsong Tower, Li Tianxin just drove back, and she didn't know what she was doing.
"Are you ready for what you need?" Wu Di asked.
Li Tianxin made an OK gesture and said, "I've bought it, it's all in the back seat." ”
Wu Di nodded and pushed Huang Jun into the car.
"Mr. Huang, you seem to understand the relationship between food and restraint. Wu Di looked at Huang Jun and asked.
"I didn't ...... No. Huang Jun said.
Until now, Wu Di has not started to beat him, but he is even more scared, it seems that today is definitely not as simple as being beaten.
Wu Di laughed and said, "Teacher Huang, don't be modest, we definitely can't compare to you in this regard." ”
Li Tianxin sat in front, shook her phone and said, "But we checked the information." ”
Wu Di didn't talk nonsense with him anymore, and directly took out a piece of tofu, smeared it with honey, handed it to Huang Jun, and said, "Eat it." ”
Where is Huang Jun willing to eat, Wu Di grabbed his hand a little harder, he couldn't stand the pain, and ate it happily.
Wu Di fed him celery and rabbit meat, tomatoes and mung beans, goose meat and pears, eggs and saccharin...... There are also all sorts of weird combinations.
It wasn't until Huang Jun really couldn't eat anything anymore and begged Wu Di for mercy again and again with tears that Wu Di stopped.
Wu Di patted Huang Jun and said: "Although you want my life, I will not be as ruthless as you, don't look at me feeding you a lot of food, but don't worry, you will not die." ”
Huang Jun almost wanted to die headlong, just give him a breath, that is not called death, it is better to give him a good time while he is still panting.
Wu Di was afraid that Huang Jun would go to the hospital, so he left him to sit in the car for half an hour, and then said to Huang Jun: "By the way, don't expect anything, the frog didn't move." ”
Huang Jun collapsed when he heard this, he endured it again and again in order to wait for the poison to attack after two hours, but Wu Di told others that he didn't eat a bite at all, and no one could accept it.
Wu Di drove him down, and Li Tianxin drove away, leaving Huang Jun alone to stand on the road stupidly.
After another half an hour, Huang Jun began to vomit and diarrhea, that look, not to mention, he felt that all the sins he could suffer, he had suffered, it was unspeakably miserable.
He swore again and again in his heart that Lao Tzu would never provoke this demon again in the future!
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It was the first time for Li Tianxin to do such an exciting thing, and she was very excited.
As she drove the car, she asked, "I still have a party in the evening, will you go with me?"
"Do you still use me to pretend to be your boyfriend?" Wu Di asked with a wicked smile.
Li Tianxin scratched her nose a little embarrassed, neither agreeing nor refusing.
Wu Di was not worried that An Xiaoyu was at home alone, and said: "Don't make trouble, I can't go at night." ”
Li Tianxin didn't force it, parked the car at an intersection, and said goodbye to Wu Di and went back to prepare.
Wu Di returned to An Xiaoyu's house, An Xiaoyu was watching TV on the sofa, and Wu Di sat directly to watch with her.
An Xiaoyu's nose was very smart, and when she smelled Wu Di's perfume, she felt a sour feeling in her heart.
"I posted the information you are looking for a tenant online. An Xiaoyu said to Wu Di.
Coincidentally, as soon as An Xiaoyu's voice fell, Wu Di's mobile phone rang, and it was a call from an unfamiliar number.
Wu Di pressed the answer button and said, "Hey, are you?"
The other end of the phone said, "Is this Wu Di? I want to rent your house." ”
The sound seemed to be deliberately disguised, and it sounded a little unnatural.
As soon as he heard this voice, the old man in Wu Di's body let out a "huh?"
Could it be him?