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It is the crystallization of wisdom and eloquence. It is a game where sparks collide with hearts.

As a top student in the Department of Psychology at the university. Yu Qiyun has made an in-depth analysis and study of the psychological topic of "negotiation" in simple terms.

From the eloquent negotiators such as Zhang Yi and Su Qin in ancient China, he finally learned a lot of the psychological essence of negotiation after careful exploration.

He loves to negotiate!

However, even he did not expect that his excellent negotiation work would be carried out in the animal world, but fortunately, after lobbying the "countries" during the alliance period, he had rich experience in the cognition of ant psychology.

If those ant tribes in the Ant Valley are regarded as the six kingdoms of the Warring States period, then the object of today's negotiations is the most powerful Qin state, the marching ant tribe.

"I want to be Su Qin in the ant world for a while. ”

Thinking to himself, Yu Qiyun smiled heroically.

I heard Li Enchanting shouting beside her:

"Why are your teeth so yellow?"

Su Qin of this ant world smiled bitterly,

"I ran out of toothpaste the day before yesterday, beauty, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, go back and borrow it from me!"

Wait until the answer is: Get out!

provoked Yue An behind him to laugh.

This Yu Suqin may be able to win the whole world, but he can't get a small piece of toothpaste.

Sorrowful.

……

They are now "in the air" 2 meters above the ground, and the termite grassland behind them is gradually moving away.

They set out early in the morning to complete a difficult mission - to make peace with the ferocious marching ants.

I heard that although the marching ant advocates the aesthetics of simple and brutal violence, like other ants, once they make a contract, they still keep their promises.

Therefore, Yu Qiyun was full of confidence in this trip, and the negotiation plan he and Yue An agreed on was to "treat others in their own way", and they wanted to use a simpler and more brutal way than marching ants.

Go force them to comply!

……

In this way, Yu Qiyun and Yue'an's old acquaintance, the prince of Cangyuan of the Baiyun tribe, and the other two termite princesses carried these three people to the Gobi at dusk.

Along the way, Yu Qiyun finally couldn't help but ask:

"Xiao Cang, what did you judge before, a week later, the marching ants will invade the termite grassland?"

Prince Cangyuan did not answer, and asked rhetorically:

"Then how will you human insect tribe judge the enemy's advance route if you reconnoitre?"

This question immediately made the three humans speechless In fact, this question is very simple, but it is very troublesome to say to animals, they can't tell a group of termites what satellite positioning, wireless communication, if so, when the termites understand, they may degenerate into idiots.

"Hey, hey. ”

The cunning Yu Qiyun rolled his eyes and said, "We will send scouts to monitor them day and night, follow their movements, and eavesdrop on the enemy's conversations. ”

He had no choice but to fool the termites with the most primitive reconnaissance methods that ancient humans used to fight.

Before Cangyuan could speak, he heard the two termites shout in unison: "It's so complicated? ”

Yu Qiyun and Yue An glanced at each other, and they smiled dumbly, Nima, this is still complicated, we didn't even say anything about the satellite navigation in the sky.

"Then that's how you guys investigated?" asked Li Enchanting.

Prince Cangyuan cleared his throat and muttered:

"Our method is simple, we don't try to detect the whereabouts of the marching ants, we are very careful about what kind of animals will escape from the east. ”

This point of view was very novel, and the three of them pricked up their ears. Just listen to Prince Cangyuan continue:

"Five days ago, a large number of slugs came to the termite grassland every day to take refuge, and you know that slugs are very lazy, and they will not move their nests until they are particularly critical. ”

"So, I immediately flew to the Dusk Gobi to reconnoitre, and sure enough, I saw that the marching ants had begun to assemble and march in our direction, and according to their sweeping speed, they would come to our termite grassland in the next few days. ”

I see.

Yu Qiyun and they nodded subconsciously, no wonder the two termite princesses said that their way was very troublesome, and it was really their method that saved time and effort.

……

A red snot flicked around in Yu Qiyun's mind, and Yu Qiyun immediately asked:

"Did you see the slug moss?"

A termite princess asked curiously:

"Who's Slug Moss? ”

"She's a red slug. ”

"Ah, aren't slugs all gray and white? how can there be red, that's weird. ”

Not only the two termite princesses, but even Li Enchanting opened her eyes in surprise.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see her. ”

Prince Cangyuan saw Yu Qiyun's concern, said with regret, and comforted, "She should have fled a long time ago, but I didn't see it." ”

Yu Qiyun smiled reluctantly: "I hope so." ”

……

As he spoke, he unconsciously flew into the Dusk Gobi.

This is the first time Li Enchanting and Yue An have come, the first feeling is very fresh, and the second feeling is very desolate.

No one could have imagined that there would be such a lack of vegetation in the leafy Amazon rainforest.

In the Ant Valley, the eyes are full of green,

And at this moment, in the line of sight, there is a mess of rocks and an endless brown expanse.

Sure enough, it is a fierce man from the poor mountains and bad waters, and the marching ants live in this place, no wonder the people are so strong.

Suddenly, Yu Qiyun pulled the tentacles of the Cangyuan prince and shouted, "Please stop." ”

The group stopped on a rock.

Yu Qiyun saw a familiar moss, but he didn't see a familiar figure.

Where did this chubby red go?

Yu Qiyun landed on both feet and shouted in a low voice:

"Slug moss!

The voice of urgency echoed across the wasteland.

"Hey, he's looking for two slugs?" asked Prince Cangyuan, who heard it clearly, "These are two different names. ”

Prince Cangyuan couldn't help but smile:

"The red slug has two genders, so it has two names, during the day it is a girl called Moss, and at night she thinks she is a boy and is called Slug Moss. ”

It turned out to be hermaphroditic. The more An'an suddenly understood.

Li Yourao was stunned for a moment, then clapped her hands and laughed:

"It's fun, it's fun, I imagine knowing this little guy who is half boy and half girl. ”

She also shouted in a dumb voice:

"Sister Moss, Brother Moss, where are you? Sister wants to be friends with you, come out quickly!"

Prince Cangyuan and Yue An glanced at each other, and the two lively termite princesses giggled.

Yu and Li shouted for a long time, not to mention a red nose, not even half a red nose hair, Yu Qiyun suddenly remembered, and checked each stone gap in the annex one by one, but it was still empty.

Yue An patted him on the shoulder and comforted:

"Listen to Xiaocang, this girl is quite smart, the other slugs have escaped, she can't stay here alone and wait for death, don't you say?"

Yu Qiyun was unwilling, and shouted a few more times, but there was still no response, so he had to return in a huff.

He didn't know why he was so concerned about this little snot, probably because her stubborn personality was exactly the same as when he was a child. (To be continued.) )