Episode 67 The way ants take a bath
This miraculous victory.
Let the valley be jubilant, and it will not stop for a long time.
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Li Yourao quietly pulled the ant jasmine to a corner. Looking around, an interesting conversation began:
"Heroine, what do you have to say?"
"Do you have any water in your nest?"
"You have to drink water, and I'll give you fruit." ”
"No, I'm going to take a shower!"
"Coco... What does bathing have to do with water?"
Ant Jasmine was confused.
Hearing such a strange reply, Li Da Mei almost jumped up, glared and asked:
"You ants don't bathe?"
"Wash, wash every day!"
"You don't use water?"
"Yes!" said Ant Jasmine cheerfully.
The heroine is crazy and wants to eat people in anger!
If you are any normal person, you will also go crazy, before Ant Jasmine said very sincerely that bathing has nothing to do with water, and now she immediately admits that they are also bathing with water.
Was this playing a joke on her, or was it a humorous way of talking that is unique to the ant tribe?
"Since you also use water for bathing, take me now. Li Yourao suppressed the anger in her heart.
"But there's no water in the nest. Ant Jasmine replied.
"There's no water, so how do you shower?"
Li Enchanting finally couldn't help but jump!
She, a beautiful woman who loves beauty like her life, is now covered with ghoul stinking snot, and she is worse than dead, but the ant girl in front of her is still incoherently making fun of her!
The "heroine heroine" is so sweet in her mouth, but she is simply regarded as a "joke bag" in her heart.
Seeing Li Enchanting suddenly start a fire inexplicably, Ant Jasmine took a step back, looking confused.
Tell the truth, why did you recruit her and provoke her?
Ant Jasmine was puzzled.
After being stunned for a while, he finally came to his senses, smiled apologetically at Li Enchanting, and hurriedly explained:
"The water we use for bathing, not the water you say. ”
This time, Li Enchanted was confused, and it was her turn to look confused, inexplicably puzzled.
Is this simply bizarre?
In both the human and animal worlds, isn't it washed with la-la-la-
"What kind of water do you use?"
Lee roared.
She puffed out her teeth like a bean, and the stench emitted from her body made her patience reach the limit.
"Saliva!"
Ant Jasmine was startled, and quickly replied.
Hearing these two words, Li Enchanting stumbled and almost fell to the ground!
"That's... So are you... How do you wash it?"
It took a long time for her to ask in a trembling voice.
"We ants take a bath, also known as licking and washing, and according to the tribal rules, we must wash twice a day, once in the morning before going out to work, and again in the evening when we come home from work. ”
Ant Jasmine patiently explained.
This word "licking", even elementary school students don't search Baidu, they know what it means, so that Li Yourao immediately understood the essence of the ant's bathing method, a burst of nausea, cold hairs stand upside down, and the whole person feels bad.
Just listen to Jasmine and continue to talk with relish:
"There are two kinds of licking and washing: one is called single lick and the other is called double licking. Single licking means that you wash yourself with the saliva on your tongue, but you can't lick your back and buttocks, so we are more often double licking, finding a good sister and licking each other's bodies......"
"Don't... Don't say it!" Li Yourao suddenly screamed!
The more you talk about the ant jasmine, the more flavorful it becomes.
The more Li Enchanting listened, the more disgusting she became.
The single lick has made her pure girl's heart unbearable, but I didn't expect there to be a more disgusting and perverted double lick!
She couldn't help but think of the hardcore scene of two girls licking each other's bodies with their pink tongues while fighting: starting with the toes......
This chilling scene made Li Damei unable to hold her breath, and finally bent down and vomited!
It wasn't until the bile was scattered all over the ground that she came to her senses.
Faced with the helpless ant jasmine.
She raised her unkempt face, and suddenly squeezed out an evil smile, and said:
"In that case, then I'll do as the locals do. ”
Ant Jasmine listened with a face full of relief.
"That's good, that's good!"
She hurriedly said, with a smile on her face, the heroine's inexplicable crazy vomiting just now really frightened her!
I haven't been happy for too long, so I listened to Li Enchanting's next sentence:
"Then please help me lick the paper!"
Smelling the pungent stench on Li Enchanting's body, the poor ant instructor screamed and fell to the ground!
Li laughed like a silver bell.
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Return to the Cemetery Battlefield.
I have to admire how efficient the ants are, and in just a few minutes after the laughter stopped, they quickly cleaned up the messy scene.
The bodies of the deceased sisters, who had been scattered in the air during the fight, were placed in their original positions in the six-petal flower in an orderly manner, and the dust and mud raised on the ground were flattened like bulldozers.
This qiē made several shrunken human beings at the scene all admire, and their eyes were full of big red flowers of praise.
They found that when the ants worked, they were very disciplined, not only with a clear division of labor, but also with a certain degree of advance and retreat, as if marching and fighting.
The position and movement details of each ant are arranged properly and clearly, and it is completely a small human society, even more efficient than humans.
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On-site processing is complete.
Only the ghoul, a lone corpse, still stood quietly in place.
The two leaders are discussing.
In nature, fights between animals are very different from fights in human boxing rings.
On the winning side of humanity, the spoils of war are generally bonuses and trophies. In the animal kingdom, the spoils of the victors are often the bodies of the other side.
Eating the other party is both the cause and the result of the fight. What could be more important in nature than food to fill your stomach?
Leaf-cutting ants are vegetarians and do not eat meat, even if they are carnivorous ants that eat meat, it is estimated that it will be difficult to swallow in the face of this "smelly" stinky meat.
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In fact, the always arbitrary Ant Bazhi had already decided, and she wanted to remove the ghoul's corpse from the nest immediately, and throw it as far away as possible.
The reasons for this are:
This thing stinks too much and pollutes the environment.
And secretly, the ulterior reason is:
When people see this corpse, they think of the heroic deeds of the dozen or so soldier and ant sisters who fought bloodily, this corpse is a monument that belongs to them, so it is simply a slap in the face to their incompetent chief master Chi Guoguo.
Therefore, this corpse must not be left behind!
Originally, once she made a decision, she could implement it immediately, but she had always been a good looker for herself, and she didn't know what medicine she had taken wrong.
Her reasons were both good and practical: it was a pity to throw away such a large corpse!
Placed in the cemetery to feed the bacteria, a large number of bacteria breathe in the heat (carbon dioxide), and the remains of the ant sisters are excellent ** air conditioning, can make an outstanding contribution to the great cause of ant nest ventilation.
But secretly, she calculated:
Although she did not directly participate in this great battle that can be recorded in the annals of the tribe's ants, but the dozen or so heroic ant sisters, in addition to the ant jasmine, the iron flower and so on are all soldiers led by her subordinates, as the commander-in-chief of the soldier ant army, any soldier ant has made great achievements, is to win glory for her eldest sister!
There is a stake in her military merit medal, and of course she wants to keep this monument well, and her face will be doubled every time she sees it.
And so.
One is determined to throw and the other is determined to stay.
The two ant bosses fought with red faces, and no one could convince anyone, so that the ants below were dumbfounded.
"Then let the Queen Mother decide!"
In the end, the ant branch was angry and walked away.