Chapter 36: Ma Bian is a deception
Li Yuan'er thought that Wu Di was going to be rude, so she broke in, and hurriedly said: "You can't have a conflict with them, otherwise you will be startled." ”
Wu Di smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't worry, I don't have to do anything at all, I can let him invite us in." ”
Li Yuan'er only thought that Wu Di was bragging, and said with a look of disbelief: "You can get it, it's a problem to go in, and let the family invite us in......"
Seeing that Li Yuan'er didn't believe it, Wu Di said, "Why don't we make a bet?"
Li Yuan'er thought to herself, it was impossible for those two strong men to politely invite them in, unless it was an early onset of Alzheimer's disease.
Thinking about it like this, Li Yuan'er agreed: "Bet on it, who is afraid of whom?"
Wu Di smiled confidently and said, "Okay, if I win, you can kiss me." ”
"Then if you lose......"
Li Yuan'er was talking, Wu Di interrupted: "Sister Yuan'er, don't think about it, it's in vain anyway, because I can't lose." ”
"What if you lose?" Li Yuan'er said very unconvinced.
Wu Di said indifferently: "I will agree to you any request." ”
"Okay, that's what you said!"
Although Li Yuan'er didn't believe that Wu Di could really do it, looking at Wu Di's appearance, it seemed that everything was under his control, and Li Yuan'er was a little shaken......
"So what do we do now?" asked Li Yuan'er.
Wu Di replied lightly: "Just look at me." ”
……
Sitting on a chair with a long face in his hand, he was counting the money carefully, and a voice came from behind him: "What a coincidence, buddy, let's meet again"
Someone behind him suddenly spoke, scared the long face into a clever wit, and hurriedly looked back, and at some point, Wu Di appeared behind him like a ghost.
The long face obviously recognized Wu Di, and asked in disbelief, "It's you?"
It turned out that he was the big long face that pretended to be an old man touching porcelain.
Wu Di pointed to the wallet and asked, "This wallet is not yours, right?"
"How do you know?"
The big long face deliberately bumped into the drunk man just now, and took advantage of the situation to clip his wallet out, and the whole set of actions was between lightning and flint, but Wu Di looked at it.
Wu Di could see the appearance of the big long face walking like flying, and he was afraid that he would escape, so he first made a stand and said: "Don't worry, I'm not here to trouble you, I just want to make friends with you." ”
"Haha, I believe you, if you wanted to clean me up, you wouldn't have let me go yesterday. The big face said with a smile.
Wu Di saw that Da Chang's face hadn't ordered yet, so he said, "Let's go to my table and eat together." ”
"Okay!" The long-faced man was also very cheerful, and sat directly opposite Li Yuan'er with Wu Di.
As soon as I saw Li Yuan'er, I couldn't help but think to myself, Wu Di was still the rich second-generation girl next to him last night, and I changed it today, but this one is also very beautiful......
The big long face couldn't help but admire: "Hey, brother, your pickling skills are too good, and there are so many beautiful women around you!"
This big long face is too familiar, and he began to call him brother after a few words.
After Li Yuan'er listened to the words with a long face, her eyes were filled with jealousy when she looked at Wu Di......
Wu Di also found that Li Yuan'er was a little angry when he looked at him, so he hurriedly changed the topic and asked Xiang Changyan, "Brother, what's your name?"
The big long face also sold the guanzi, and said slowly: "My name is a bit ......."
This piqued Wu Di's curiosity.
"What's it called?" Wu Di asked.
The big face said with a mysterious face: "My surname is Ma." ”
"Your face is indeed as long as a horse. Li Yuan'er sat opposite and complained.
The big long face made Wu Di very curious, and Wu Di urged: "Tell me quickly, what is that name?"
"Ma Bian. ”
Wu Di almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood after hearing this, what kind of rotten name is this, it is too easy for people to misunderstand it as a "horse whip"......
Seeing that Wu Di and Li Yuan'er were very contemptuous, Ma Bian was a little anxious, dipped his fingers in the wine, and wrote his name on the table.
The two words are spelled together to form a "deception" character.
"I believe that brother, you can also see it, I won't hide it from you, I am a trickster, and my life is a liar!" Ma Bian said, pointing to the name on the table.
Damn, why did this kid say this in front of Li Yuan'er, he was a policeman!
Ma Bian continued: "When I walk the rivers and lakes, I rely on a deception, sometimes my hands are itchy, and I steal a handful, such as just now. ”
Wu Di kicked Ma Bian under the table and motioned for him to stop talking.
Ma Bian didn't know what Wu Di meant, and thought he was asking him to say something else, so he continued: "I pretended to be an old man and touched porcelain, and I never missed, yesterday was the first time, brother, your eyesight is okay." ”
Wu Di held his head, thinking that this time Ma Bian was planted.
Ma Bian was not enough, and kept boasting about how powerful and superb his deception was, and combined with the cases he personally committed, he simply entertained all his crimes for so many years.
Wu Di saw that Li Yuan'er was staring at Ma Bian with a smile, and couldn't help but panic a little, if Ma Bian was arrested, it would definitely be a great achievement!
Ma Bian didn't realize it at all, and thought that the girl smiled at him and admired him, so he explained even harder.
Wu Di saw that if he didn't stop Ma Bian, he would have to spend the rest of his life in prison, so he interrupted Ma Bian.
"Ma Bian, don't say it. Wu Di said.
Ma Bian said with a look of anger: "Brother, don't look at me so much, not even a tenth of a mile!"
"Be the girl opposite the two of us, it's a police ......," Wu Di said.
Ma Bian's face turned green with fright when he heard this, he hugged Wu Di's arm and said with a crying voice: "Brother, brother, don't let your girlfriend catch me!"
Wu Di was amused enough by him, and said, "You can do us a favor and make meritorious contributions." ”
Ma Bian said like grasping a life-saving straw: "What are you busy with?"
Wu Di didn't answer him, but asked rhetorically, "Do you know Long-faced Xu?"
"Who doesn't know the dragon-faced Xu in Pingyang City?" said Ma Bian.
"I need you to make up for him, can you do it?" Wu Di said with a serious face.
Ma Bian patted his chest and said very easily: "It's a trivial matter, I always pretend to be him and cheat the overlord to eat." ”
Li Yuan'er knocked on the table and asked Wu Di: "Wu Di, don't tease me, you want to rely on this horse-faced brother to enter the gambling game?"
Li Yuan'er felt at this time that her bet with Wu Di was the right decision, and she won today.
As soon as Ma Bian saw that he was looked down upon, in order to prove himself in a hurry, he had to show his hands.
I saw him take out a silicone mask and a small bag from his arms, and use all the tools in it to draw.
"Why don't you make a permanent one that lasts?" Wu Di asked.
Ma Bian looked very professional and said: "In case the dragon face Xu is stabbed again on the face one day, won't I do it in vain? ”
I have to admire his craftsmanship, and in less than five minutes, a dragon-faced Xu mask was ready, and even the scar was made the same as the real one.
If Wu Di hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would have to suspect that it was peeled off from the face of the dragon face Xu.
Li Yuan'er is obviously a little impressed by Ma Bian, it is really 360 lines, and he is the champion.
Ma Bian asked, "By the way, brother, I don't know your name yet." ”
Wu Di replied, "My name is Wu Di. ”
"Good name! invincible in the world!" Ma Bian clapped his hands and said.
After Ma Bian finished speaking, he put on a mask and said a few words in the tone of the dragon-faced Xu, which was almost the same as the voice of the dragon-faced Xu, and his every move had already turned into the black, thin and thin little old man.
His acting skills seem to be innate, and he is blessed!
Wu Di clapped his hands and said: "It's too similar, it's a pity that you don't want to be an actor." ”
Li Yuan'er saw Ma Bian "transforming" in front of her, and she also secretly admired.
Ma Bian had already entered the role, and said in a dragon-faced Xu tone: "Let's go!"
Wu Di and the three of them walked through the restaurant and came to the door, and the two strong men who guarded the door were stunned.
Especially the strong man who stopped Li Yuan'er, he almost regretted his intestines, just now this aunt and grandmother were so energetic that she was not allowed to enter, this is good, Xu Ye personally brought it.
"Hello Master Xu, please come in, have fun!" said the strong man very courteously, for fear of losing this janitor's job.
Ma Bian wanted to tease the two of them again, but Wu Di was afraid that he would accidentally leak out of the horse's feet, so he took the lead and walked in directly.
The three of them entered the casino smoothly, and as soon as the door closed, Ma Bian turned back and ripped off the mask on his head.
After all, this is the territory of the dragon's face Xu, and his face is too eye-catching.
A horse boy came over and beckoned a few people to come: "Hello three bosses, what do you want to play?"
"Let's take a casual look first. Li Yuan'er said.
The funds in her hand for handling the case can't be spent casually, and in the casino, money is the least valuable.
Ma Zai was very cautious and kept following behind a few people, Li Yuaner really had no choice but to exchange for 100,000 chips.
When Ma Bian saw it, he secretly poked Wu Di and said, "Brother, if you give me the money, I can double it." ”
"What do you mean?" Wu Di asked.
Ma Bian rubbed his hands and said, "Hehe, my hands are itchy." ”
Ma Tsai was afraid that a few people would not play, so he asked in the back, "What do the bosses want to play?"
Li Yuaner and Wu Di are both new to gambling, just like they can't get on the machine in an Internet café for the first time.
However, Ma Bian was familiar with the road, took the chips, came to a "baccarat" table, and joined the gambling game.
Li Yuan'er pretended to look around, secretly took pictures and kept evidence, and then sent a signal to the bureau.
It is said that nine out of ten bets are lost, but Ma Bian's grandson is winning in a row, and it didn't take long for the chips piled up in front of his table to reach more than 250,000, and he doesn't need to guess to know that he must have done something.
Wu Di thought to himself, before the police came, he had to redeem the money first.
Wu Di didn't understand how to play baccarat, and it was really boring to watch, so he wanted to find Li Yuan'er.
Not long after he left the gaming table, he heard the chaos on Ma Bian's side and the roar of a man.
"You're a old man!"