Text Chapter 1111 Piranha
Yang Meng only felt a chill in his crotch: "Damn, this is too terrifying, right?"
Xiao Peng suddenly laughed after hearing this: "What are you talking about? These are terrifying? Dude, you haven't seen the real terrifying existence here!"
Yang Meng glared and asked, "What could be more terrifying than these things?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's much more terrifying than these things." There doesn't seem to be anything in the Amazon rainforest and the Amazon River that doesn't kill people!"
"Is it such an exaggeration?" Yang Meng would be skeptical.
As a result, before he could finish speaking, a red-bellied piranha suddenly floated on the surface of the water, which was already motionless with its belly facing the sky, but looking at the gills, it was not dead. The two looked at each other, what was the situation?
Do piranas commit mass suicide play?
Ayou saw this situation from the cabin, and didn't care about the green forest snake, he ran out directly with a pair of nets, and directly began to fish for piranha on the water.
"Ayu, what's going on?" Xiao Peng asked puzzled.
"The masterpiece of the electric eel! These piranas have broken into the electric eel's sphere of influence, we must hurry up and catch the fish, or we will let the electric eel eat it in that moment, or we will wake up and run away." Ayu said.
After Yang Meng knew what he meant, he took off his clothes and prepared to go into the water to fish------ anyway, these piranas were all corona, and they should be fine.
As a result, when Ayou saw it, he went crazy and hugged Yang Meng.
"Hey, what are you doing, are you crazy?" Yang Meng looked at Ayou with a puzzled expression.
Who knew that Ayu was in a hurry: "Fish, fish, don't go into the water!"
Yang Meng was confused: "What did he say?
Xiao Peng asked Ayew in Portuguese, and Ayu hurriedly explained.
"I think you have to thank him. Xiao Peng said.
Yang Meng was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?"
"There's toothpick fish here. Xiao Peng said.
"Toothpick fish?what kind of fish?is it delicious?" Yang Meng's eyes lit up again.
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I don't know if it's delicious or not, but they will think you're delicious." At least some of the parts are delicious!"
"What do you mean?" asked Yang Meng puzzled.
Xiao Peng said: "Ayu said just now that there is a parasitic catfish in the water here, also known as 'Brazilian vampire fish', which is very small, like a toothpick. They have mucus on their skins and barbed spines on their gills. Their way of survival is simple, that is, they parasitize in the gills of other fish, use the barbs of their heads to fix their bodies in the gills of the host, and suck the blood of the host. β
Yang Meng scratched his head after hearing this: "What does this have to do with me?"
Xiao Peng said: "Swimming here is something that the locals don't do. Because the most attractive thing about toothpick fish is the human body fluids, if they feel that you are useful here, they will swim into your body through the urethra, and then take root in your urethra, suck your blood and the body tissue in your penis, and they will continue to multiply in your urethra until they suck you dry. Well, and only surgically can you save your penis by removing them!"
"Fuck it, do you have a grudge against the man's little brother here?" Yang jumped up: "It's the piranha that eats the little brother again, and it's the toothpick fish that drills the urethra!
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Okay, don't talk so much nonsense, I'll eat piranha today." Hurry up and catch it!"
Yang Meng worked hard for a while to catch a bunch of piranhas, saying that these piranas did not die, but fainted, and the attack power of this fish is really not covered.
When Xiao Peng took out a kitchen knife and was about to open the stomach of the pirana, a piranha bit directly on the blade, and the stainless steel kitchen knife in Yang Meng's hand directly made the piranha imprint a row of tooth marks.
"Brother Peng, how can this thing be delicious?" Yang Meng asked as he handled the fish.
In the early years, this kind of fish was introduced to our country as a tropical fish, and later because some people took this thing and released it, which had a huge impact on the ecology, so our whole country banned the introduction and sale of this kind of fish, but there are still many released piranas that survived in China. So it's not hard to find this thing to eat. Xiao Peng scraped the scales of a piranha on the side.
Ayou came out of the cockpit, saw Xiao Peng scraping scales, and blinked: "Mr. Xiao, why are you scraping the scales of this fish?"
Xiao Peng paused for a moment: "Of course I have to take care of it, how can I eat it without scraping the scales?"
Ayu said: "Roast and eat, why do you need to scrape the scales?"
Xiao Peng shook his hand after hearing this: "Although this fish is thick in fat, it is really not suitable for roasting and eating, and the fishy smell is too strong." β
When Ayou heard this, he was anxious: "Mr. Xiao, how is it possible." That's because you can't cook this fish, it's not fishy! It's the best fish on the planet to grill."
Yang Meng understood Ayou's words and smiled: "Hey, are you arguing with our Chef Xiao?" Let me tell you, no matter who you are, you have cooked for a room of wives and children at home for ten years, and the cooking skills are all cows, and he said that this fish is fishy, and it is fishy!"
Ayu was anxious: "This fish, grilled! delicious!" Speaking to Yang Meng, he was about to jump into Chinese.
Xiao Peng thought for a while and pointed to the shore on the side: "You go there to grill piranha, I'll cook piranha here and here, let's compare who makes it better!"
Ayu didn't say a word, picked up the bucket and went ashore, and the piranha slowly flowed inside.
Yang Meng's eyes widened: "You let him take away so many piranhas? In case he doesn't bake it well, I'll stuff it in his stomach!"
Xiao Peng smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, anyway, there are many fish here, let him toss it." β
Yang Meng was puzzled: "Why does Ayou have to eat it on the grill?
Xiao Peng nodded: "It's true, in fact, this piranha doesn't swim fast, it's a slow fish, this is because this fish is fat." Their hunting method of attacking in groups is also because they swim too slowly, and they can't catch prey at all, so they have become the current way of hunting. This fish is very high in fat, and if it has a lot of fat, it is naturally a fish suitable for barbecue! Isn't it just grilled and eaten by Bei Ye when he eats this fish on a TV show? But we are not surviving in the wild now, we are on vacation! Naturally, how is the taste so good, and the smell of grilling is too great. Why don't you cook it the Chinese way? β
"So how to make it the most delicious? I thought this fish would be delicious when grilled at first!" Yang Meng asked.
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Actually, you can steam and eat it like steamed pomfret, and when it is almost cooked, pour out the fishy water that seeps out and then add seasonings, what white wine, soy sauce, chopped green onions, minced ginger, soy sauce, etc., are similar to steamed pomfret." This suppresses the fishy smell inside and makes it deliciousγγγγγγ Of course, I won't use such a simple way of cooking, I want to give Ayu some shocking education, let him know what is called the magic of Chinese food!"
After hearing this, Yang Meng asked, "What are you going to do?"
Xiao Peng took two tomatoes from the shelf on the side: "Just use it!
Yang Meng followed Xiao Peng to the ship's kitchen curiously, only to see him use a knife to make a cross on the tomato, and then put it in boiling water to blanch, so that it is easy to peel off the tomato skin, and then cut the tomato into small pieces and simmer with the onion and fish, and add seasoning when it is almost ripe.
"How about smelling it?" Xiao Peng handed the fish to Yang Meng after serving it, Yang Meng picked up the chopsticks and tasted it, his eyes lit up: "Hey, the earthy smell is really gone! β
Xiao Peng said triumphantly: "In fact, this method of making fish is suitable for all fishy fish, especially freshwater fish. Many freshwater fish have an earthy smell, and tomatoes can be used to mask it perfectly. β
After Yang Meng tasted it, he was about to go out with the plate.
Xiao Peng stopped him: "Dude, what are you going to do?"
"I'm going to let Ayu's turtle taste it, how can this fish be delicious! It's especially grilled and eaten! Can it be so delicious when grilled?" Yang Meng took the plate and walked to the shore.
Xiao Peng didn't stop him, he also wanted to show off his cooking skills.
As a result, when the two went ashore, they found that Ayu was not on the shore. There was only a pile of firewood, and there was a pile of river mud on the ground.
"Ayu?" Xiao Peng called out, but did not respond.
Yang Meng asked with a smile after setting up the table, "Didn't this guy let the crocodile drag it?"
"Bah, crow's mouth!" said so, but Xiao Peng was also worried, this shore is a rainforest, why is there no one in sight?
As soon as he tried to look for them, he heard a noise in the woods, and when he looked again, Ayu came back with a bunch of branches with leaves.
"Ayu, what are you doing?" Xiao Peng asked.
Ayu pointed to the branch in his hand: "Look for this thing!"
"What is this?" Xiao Peng looked at the branch in Ayu's hand, which was covered with large leaves, which were like oversized fig leaves.
"It's 'Katakata', good thing!" Ayu said with a smile.
"Hey, Ayu, didn't you say you wanted to grill the fish? What about the grilled fish? I still want to taste it!" Yang Meng said.
Ayuhan smiled: "Soon, soon!"
After saying that, he saw that after Ayu washed the leaves of 'Katakata', he wrapped a piranha in two leaves, and then wrapped the piranha with the river mud he dug up, and threw it directly into the fire.
"Isn't this Nima called a flower chicken?" Yang Meng asked.
Xiao Peng nodded: "It is indeed similar to the flower chicken, but the flower chicken is called with lotus leaves, and they use the leaves of 'Katakata'; and the flower chicken generally uses yellow mud, and they use river mud; of course, this is not the biggest difference, the biggest difference is that when you make the flower chicken, you have to put spices on the surface and stomach of the chicken, but haven't you noticed? Ayou didn't put anything in this fish, not even salt! It's just roasted raw, so tasteless, can it be delicious?"