1248 Toilet Terminator
Looking at Li Bazi's dick hair, I knew that the dog must be looking for something to do, so he sighed and said, "It's really not good, I'll pay you a kneel down and kowtow your head to make a compensation, don't you think it?"
What is Luo Quan's identity, in the face of an old hooligan abroad, he is willing to whisper that the past compensation is not already the biggest concession, if Luo Quan kneels again, I estimate that he can really go crazy on the spot, anyway, I am also a skinless and faceless goods, there are many people who have lost, and I am not afraid of this more time.
"No!" Luo Quan grabbed me, handed me a grateful look, took out a large handful of banknotes from his pocket and sprinkled them on the table, and said: "Ba Ye, we are really sincere in asking for good, and three kowtows can't be exchanged for white flour rice, right?"
Seeing the banknotes on the table, Li Bazi's unblind eyes suddenly widened, and he rubbed his chin with satisfaction and said: "It makes sense, Chinese should take care of each other when they go out, so be it this time, bald scoop on the food!"
"What a poor man!" I slandered from the bottom of my heart, and when I saw a few thousand dollars, I was as happy as if my grandmother had died, and the black and astringent society here was simply a fight with the beggar gang disciples.
Then a few plates of food that I don't know what it was put on the table, Li Bazi beckoned us to drink, and the horses next to him also raised their big bowls and threw off their arms to open up, seeing that the time was almost up, I gently touched Luo Quan next to me with my toes, Luo Quan stuffed me with a small bag of powdered things from under the table without leaking a trace, and our brothers stood up and toasted these young people one by one.
Li Bazi probably drank beautifully, and he bragged to us about how awesome he was in Gaowa Village.
Drugged people is a piece of cake for me and Luo Quan, who have been specially trained, if it weren't for the seasickness and the bird guns in their hands, these miscellaneous pieces would not be enough for Tang En and Song Peng to beat.
More than ten minutes later, the horse boy next to him walked out one after another holding his stomach.
"Brother Tiger, I also have to go to the toilet, I was holding back a soak of urine just now!" Tang En covered his stomach and glanced at me, and said to a few horses who walked out: "A few big brothers wait for me." ”
In less than half a minute, four or five young people walked out of the door, and Song Peng grabbed the shoulders of one of them and staggered out.
"Damn, I need to go to the bathroom! Li Bazi frowned, covered his stomach and stood up.
I hurriedly said with a bitter face: "Master, I'll go with you, Brother Quan and Brother Ma will entertain the other big brothers." I deliberately accentuated the word "hospitality", and the two of them made an OK gesture at me, picked up the sea bowl and continued to drink with the surrounding gangsters.
Li Bazi walked out with me, and when he got up, he deliberately exposed the pistol on his chest, winked at me like a demonstration, and said, "Brother, do you know it? It's not illegal to kill people in the Golden Triangle." ”
"I've heard my relatives mention it, so we're thinking about your old tree!" I nodded my head twice in a hurry, took a chopstick from the table, and then helped Li Bazi to walk out of the door, there is an alley behind the hotel, and the top of the alley is a toilet, the difference is that their toilet is open-air, surrounded by several wooden walls.
"Master, you squat in this pit, this pit is clean!" I took the paper like a pug, turned my back to wipe a squatting pit for Li Bazi, and smiled flatteringly at him.
Li Bazi nodded with satisfaction: "I don't see that you kid is quite good at getting into trouble, are you?
"Well, I've played in my hometown for a few years in the past, and I won't be able to catch up with you in a small fight!" I pinched my nose and grinned at him, my eyes staring straight at Li Bazi's feet.
"Huh, no, didn't all those little rabbits just come out to go to the bathroom, why didn't they see any of them?" Li Bazi suddenly noticed that something was wrong, looked up at the surroundings, frowned at me and said, "You go out to see what's going on!"
"Maybe they're all asleep, the wine they drank today is really a lot, and it's quite enjoyable, after all, it's not easy to meet a few rich and sensible big white sheep, right?" I smiled and took out the chopsticks from my pants pocket and smiled at Li Bazi: "What is there to see, you will know later." ”
"What do you mean?" Li Bazi's reaction was not unpleasant, he directly stretched out his hand into his arms, and before he could draw the gun, I rushed over with a stride, grabbed the chopsticks and stabbed him on the arm, "Ah!" Li Bazi howled miserably, and then I took out the gun in my arms one step ahead of him at lightning speed, and played with it in my hand.
"What the are you going to do!" Li Bazi's face was full of horror, and he tried to stand up, but suddenly found that he couldn't move his feet for half a minute.
I scratched the side of my face, put the pistol against Li Bazi's head and said: "Popularize knowledge for you, the thing under your feet is called quick-drying super glue, most of the wooden houses on this side of your Golden Triangle are glued with this glue, which is said to be rain-proof, earthquake-proof and flood-proof." ”
"Isn't it fun to be called a master?" I slapped Li Bazi in the face: "Teach you another sentence, the ultimate goal of all sycophants is to ride a horse!
"Brother, don't make trouble, we are all Chinese, our own people don't beat our own people, and my cousin-in-law is eating with General Quincy, offending General Quincy in the Golden Triangle is the same as looking for death, let me go, rob your money, I will pay back double.." A cold sweat broke out on Li Bazi's forehead instantly, and he stumbled and begged me.
"Don't worry, we're not killers who don't blink, I definitely won't kill you!" I stretched and said: "As for what my brother thinks, I don't know, when I was in the port, didn't my brother tell you, I will definitely find this scene back, the old man spit a pit." ”
When I was talking, Luo Quan walked in with a small cardboard box, and chuckled with a cold face: "Grandpa, I'll serve you well later! Don't worry, I won't kill you, friendly reminder, don't cover your hands, there is shit on your buttocks!" While speaking, Luo Quan turned things out of the box, what firecrackers, two kicks, hemp thunder, and a few fireworks were placed on the ground.
"Two brothers, don't mess around, let's talk about what you have to say." Li Bazi was directly frightened and cried, pulling his neck and screaming in horror.
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Luo Quan directly lit a "earth red" with 20,000 rings and threw it over, and the crisp sound of "crackling" instantly resounded throughout the toilet, and the posture was a fight with the New Year, and a puff of white smoke swept away the suffocating stench and almost didn't let me vomit out, Luo Quan lit a second kick and threw it into the dung pit, "Ding, knock!"
"Brother Quan, you play slowly! I can't bear it. "I pinched my nose and ran out of the bathroom.
When I ran out, I could still hear Luo Quan shouting: "Grass and mud, don't you be ruthless with me?"
With Luo Quan's shouting, there was a burst of firecrackers in the toilet, accompanied by Li Bazi's crying and crying, I patted my head and said, "Ba Ye, I hope you take care of your dragon body!"
More than ten minutes later, Luo Quan dragged a Li Bazi out of the toilet, Li Bazi was like a few laps from the barbecue grill, there was not much hair on his head, and now it was completely extinct, his mouth "haha" spit out black smoke rings, his clothes were in tatters, barefoot, and he looked at it from a distance, this guy seemed to have been gnawed by a dog, the most conspicuous thing was him, his two buttocks, after the baptism of "cannon fire", still remained white and tender.
"My brother Quan will start today, and I will make you the toilet terminator!" I pinched my nose and rolled my eyes at Luo Quan.
Luo Quan kicked Li Bazi's ass and scolded: "What's the matter, do you need me to carry you?"
Li Bazi hurriedly shook his head, slowly moved forward with his back bent, and when he got closer, I found that the soles and legs of this thing were full of blood, "Ba Ye, are you comfortable?" I kept a certain distance from him at all times, for fear that the stench on his body would infect me.
"My brother asked you, you can't hear it, right?" Luo Quan jumped up and swept Li Bazi down with a "whip leg", Li Bazi immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed to us: "Grandpa, I have no eyes, let me go, I have to mix from Gaowa Village in the future, more or less save me some face, rob your money, I will pay it back tenfold, no matter where I go in the future, when I see you, I will respectfully shout grandpa!"
"Go to Nimad!" Luo Quan picked up a stone from the ground and shouted to Li Bazi's head: "Face is given to you, where will I put my face!"