The next day, Liao Xuebing came to school as usual, Jiang Feng's three were all discouraged, their spirits were sluggish, their eyes were full of frightening bloodshots, they didn't match the words before and after, they would stop every few steps when they walked, and they were dozing off while walking.

The others asked, but the three didn't answer, and they couldn't help but lie down on the desk to sleep, and soon after three heavy and long snoring sounded in the office.

Liao Xuebing really wanted to go to Qiu Daqi's office to see how this old enemy was doing, but he still held back, Qiu Daqi must be ten thousand times worse than Jiang Feng.

Today's course is "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng", this classic ancient text has always been Liao Xuebing's favorite, carefully prepared for a long time, the lecture notes have been revised several times, read a large number of predecessors and refer to the experience of teacher Ji Min of Ewha Girls' School, vowing to give the second class of the second year a new feeling.

When class time came, I came to the classroom with my textbooks, and when I pushed open the door, I carefully pressed my textbooks against the doorway, and at the same time I was ready to retreat as soon as I noticed that something was wrong.

The door opened, nothing happened, but the classroom discipline was still not very good, except for Li Yuzhong, the four people in the Mengjun dormitory, Murong Lanluo, and Zhou An, everyone else was playing, as if how to play on the street, it is still the same now. Cui Zheng and Wu Chunxing are as good as honey, Cui Zheng simply moved a chair to sit next to Wu Chunxing, and continued the world of the two as if no one was around. Ding Liujing was applying nail polish, and a girl in the back seat kept stretching her neck to give her advice. Xia Wei didn't know what movie he downloaded on his mobile phone, and he actually attracted a large group of onlookers, he waved his hand a little smug and impatiently: "Oh, don't get so close, no, it's hot." Li Yuzhong stared coldly: "Xia Wei, put away your broken phone and go to class." ”

Lao Liao was about to slap the table, when he suddenly saw a new and bright light on the podium, reflecting the light outside the window, which was very strange. Few people took the initiative to clean this podium, accumulating a lot of chalk dust, and the patent leather also fell off, and the luster was dull.

Suddenly, I saw a fly parked on it without moving, lingering, and after a closer look, it turned out that the podium was covered with super glue, not to mention flies, even if people touched it, they would inevitably be embarrassed. These thieves are really vicious.

"Who? Who the hell put glue on the podium? I won't blame him for automatically confessing within a minute, and I will never retaliate, and if I don't voluntarily admit it, I will be punished. Liao Xuebing said loudly, his eyes searching back and forth in the classroom like a searchlight to see who had the most suspicious expression.

His gaze stayed on Murong Lanluo's face with the intention of inquiring, and Murong Lanluo shook his head slightly, indicating that he didn't see it.

"Well, a minute has passed, no one has the courage to admit the crime, and this headless case will be left for later. Guan Muyun and Zhong Bai, yesterday you were asked to hand in a 3,000-word review book, why didn't you hand it in?"

Everyone looked at Guan Muyun to see how he answered. Guan Muyun hated and feared, because it was a great shame to be drowned in the urine pit, he refused to tell others about this experience when he was killed, and others had no way of knowing.

Guan Muyun lowered his head and was silent for about half a minute, and the scene was silent, waiting for his answer, whether to admit his mistakes obediently or bravely resist the teacher. Guan Muyun has always been a pioneer in making fun of teachers, how could he have been so despised by his classmates, his breath was excited, and he was about to stand up and say, "I just didn't write, can you manage it?" But when he looked at Teacher Liao's eyes, he remembered the good meal vividly, and immediately became discouraged, and took out a few thick pages of printing paper in frustration and said: "I wrote it yesterday, but I didn't find the teacher, so I stayed here." ”

There was a gasp at the scene, Guan Muyun surrendered? Many people thought: Could it be that he deliberately showed weakness to the enemy and paralyzed Teacher Liao, and when Teacher Liao's vigilance was reduced, there would be a more powerful backhand.

Liao Xuebing nodded with satisfaction and said, "Since I have written the review book, I will bring it to the podium to read it to the students and express my determination to correct my mistakes." ”

Guan Muyun is 10,000 unwilling, 1,000 unacceptable, if he reads the review book in public on stage, his face will be embarrassed, but the fishy face of the urine seems to be still left on the tip of his nose, and he would rather be underestimated by his classmates, so he drooped his head and walked onto the podium.

Liao Xuebing leaned into Guan Muyun's ear and whispered: "If I find out that you applied the podium glue, then you should prepare ****." Guan Muyun was taken aback: "No, it's not me!" "Who is that?" "I don't know. ”

"Review book. Dear Teacher Liao: Hello, I was wrong, I admit that I was wrong, I have lived in honey since I was a child, and I still live in honey when I grow up, my parents spoil me very much, so I finally realized that my consciousness is too low, I have not touched the depths of my soul, I regret what I have done, if God can give me another chance, I will definitely say to Teacher Liao: I'm sorry......" Guan Muyun read it with emotion, Liao Xuebing frowned when he heard it, the sentences in this review book did not make sense, the turning point was abrupt, the previous sentence and the next sentence often had no connection, and there were a few typos and white words, which were also read out, and there was no mention of the main point, just a verbosity over and over again. Is this the level of writing for today's high school students?

The 3,000-word review book is sprinkled with a large article, including a lot of Internet language and movie lines, Liao Xuebing is full of worries, but the students in the audience are like listening to humorous stand-up comedy, and let out a burst of giggles from time to time.

“…… Why am I late? Because I am lazy by nature and don't realize the importance of time, I wake up in the morning, open my left eye, then open my right eye, then lift the quilt, put on my clothes and then my pants, and then put on my socks, and then I walk out of the dormitory step by step, and then step by step to the toilet......

The audience laughed a lot, and the classroom was filled with a cheerful air.

Hey, I didn't let you review the reason for being late, I didn't write it indiscriminately, I must have copied some model texts, ******, the kid is really not honest.

"I realized how precious time is to a person, and when he looks back, he will not regret that he wasted his time, nor will he be ashamed of his inaction......"

Even if it is copied, it is still copied indecently. Liao Xuebing had a feeling of hating iron but not steel, Guan Muyun finally finished reading the review book, and many people in the audience were already laughing numbly.

He cleared his throat and said, "Zhong Bai, it's your turn now, has the three-thousand-word review been written?"