Xiao Peng and the others are serious in 'masturbation': sitting in a black Internet café, the door of the Internet café is a barbecue stall, calling for beer barbecue, playing while masturbating skewers. This is a serious double 'pipe' together, this is called masturbation.

And the reason why I chose to play in a black Internet café is that I still need to ask? Is it cheap?

", will you play? and be killed by a single person?" Yang Meng roared: "Don't you know that being killed alone is the biggest shame of LOL?"

"Damn, 2-6-1 is still embarrassed to say me?" Xiao Peng did not show weakness and went back.

"Then I wasn't killed alone, right? What can the three of them do to cross the tower and kill me? Come on, come on, they will definitely arrest me, come and help me squat. ”

"I'm not going, you die there by yourself, I'm going and we'll die together, it's better for you to die by yourself." ”

The two of them were playing a game while drinking beer, and for the two of them, winning or losing was not important, the important thing was to have fun.

Running to the Internet café to play games, the happiness of the two is as simple as that.

The two were having fun, but they heard a commotion outside the Internet café.

"Hey, it's dry out there again. Here, brother, cheers. Yang Meng raised his glass and clinked glasses with Xiao Peng.

Isn't it too normal to have a drink and a fight or something? As two poor dicks who have nothing to do and run to this Internet café to play, this is not strange for a long time. They beat theirs, and Xiao Peng and the others drank their own.

Don't underestimate this skewers, up to the officials and nobles, down to the ordinary people, which man doesn't like to masturbate? You look at the drunkards sitting on the side of the road in the summer and autumn, maybe a big tyrant will pop up at any time.

The door of the Internet café was pushed open, and a girl stumbled in, her mobile phone fell heavily to the ground, probably turned it off, and she turned it back on while running inside.

Xiao Peng looked at it, this girl seemed to be a little familiar, who was it? With such heavy makeup on her face, she didn't know her own mother when she came, right? However, it's none of her business, who is making trouble for herself? Xiao Peng raised his wine glass: "Mengzi, start another game, this will play me on the list!" After speaking, the two clinked glasses and drank them all.

There is a term in psychology called 'Murphy's Law', which can be explained in the most popular terms: "When you don't want to find trouble, trouble will find you." When the girl ran to Xiao Peng's side, she suddenly stopped.

Xiao Peng and the girl glanced at each other, but the girl seemed to have discovered a new world: "Oh, it's you!"

"Are you?" Xiao Peng didn't know her.

The girl looked anxious: "It's me, it's me, last night。。。。。。 ”

Hearing this, Yang Meng coughed dryly twice, and looked at Xiao Peng with a malicious smile: "Last night?"

Xiao Peng also wanted to explain, but the girl interrupted the conversation between the two: "Can you help me call the police? ”

Xiao Peng still didn't remember who this girl was, but it was no problem to make a phone call, Xiao Peng directly unlocked the phone and handed it to the girl: "You can call it yourself." ”

"Who dares to call the police?" shouted at the door of the Internet café, and everyone tilted their heads to look, and three people walked in, uh, four to be exact, and one was dragged in by the hair. The one who took the lead was a big man, at least one meter nine tall, extremely sturdy, and he looked like he was always exercising, but his appearance was 。。。。。。 How to describe it? It looks very retro, at least retro to the stage of the cave man on the top of Yuanmou Mountain, if it weren't for the clothes, Xiao Peng would have thought that an orangutan ran out of the zoo.

"Xiaowei!" the girl shouted hysterically. "Shan Tao, what do you want to do?"

"You call this waste?" As soon as Shan Tao let go, the boy who was pulling his hair fell to the ground, and Shan Tao didn't forget to make up for it.

The three of them walked up to the girl with an arrogant look, and the leader named Shan Tao directly threw a big mouth on the girl's face: "Stinky cousin, what are you fooling me? Lao Tzu spent so much money on you, and you didn't even catch a single hair? Do you really think I'm a living Lei Feng?"

The girl covered her face, the slap was obviously not light, and the corners of the girl's mouth were bloodshot. But the girl was very stubborn: "I didn't ask you to reward me! That's all your own business, I didn't force you!"

Hearing this, Xiao Peng remembered who this girl was, isn't this the girl who broadcast live last night? I heard that it means that the person named Shan Tao gave her a lot of money and wanted to have a relationship offline, but it ended in failure? This is to find the door? Xiao Peng himself has a very bad impression of the girl, so he is even more lazy to care.

"You SAO, what the hell do you think I don't know about your things? Who's rewarding you sleep with, why can't you come to me?" Shan Tao snorted coldly.

"Poof. Xiao Peng couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud very unkindly, uh, this situation is not uncommon, now many so-called anchors are selling dog meat like this, and many young ladies are good anchors, or just to have one more way to make a living. It seems that this girl is not clean, but those who want to make money are not willing to snap with that Shan Tao, which shows how ugly that Shan Tao looks. But Xiao Peng doesn't want to be a good person, she just chooses to clean up the fire by herself.

How do you know that Shan Tao and the three of them are not happy: "Stinky boy, do you want to die? Who are you?"

Xiao Peng held back a smile and waved his hand at Shan Tao: "You go on, I'm just here to watch the lively passers-by." ”

How do you know that Shan Tao glared after hearing this: "I'll let you watch the excitement!" punched Xiao Peng directly in the face!

However, the fist didn't hit Xiao Peng at all, Yang Meng, who was standing on top of him, directly reached out and grabbed Shan Tao's wrist, Shan Tao felt as if his wrist was clamped by pliers! Before he could come back to his senses, Xiao Peng had already grabbed the empty glass draft beer cup on the table, and knocked the draft beer cup on Shan Tao's head.

"Bang", Shan Tao fell to the ground in response, unconscious.

"The quality of this draught beer glass is really good. None of this is broken. Xiao Peng said in amazement.

The two boys who were with Shan Tao, you look at me, I look at you, I didn't expect Shan Tao, who was the biggest, to be put down like this. The combat effectiveness of the two of them is still self-aware. Shan Tao was just knocked out, what should they do?

Xiao Peng pointed to Shan Tao who was lying on the ground and said, "Hey, carry him and get out quickly." ”

"You!" The two little followers still wanted to say cruel words, but they looked at Shan Tao on the ground, but they still held back: "Can you have a kind of don't go!" After finishing speaking, he picked Shan Tao up from the ground and walked out.

Xiao Peng stretched out his middle finger: "The fool is waiting for you here." Girl, you have to call the police and wait for us to go out, we don't want to make a fuss for ourselves, the cost of fighting is high, and we need to be cautious. ”

Yang Meng laughed and said, "I didn't see you cautious, right?"

Fights? For them, it was a real drizzle. When the two were children, they also punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked the bastard boys in Beihai Nursery, and it was for this reason that they couldn't even get into college, so they could only run to the horse farm to be sperm collectors.

And the reason why the racecourse is interested in them is actually because of the fact that the two of them are good. The strength of the horse is very strong, and if there are no two or three people in the wilderness, they will not even try to subdue it. It's no problem for two people to join forces to deal with horses, but against a few little ruffians, it's really like playing.

"Wait, you two, wait. The girl tried to stop the two.

Who knew that the two of them didn't stop at all. Yang Meng pointed to the one named Xiaowei who was lying on the ground: "It seems that this kid has been beaten hard, take him to the hospital to have a look! ”

"Alright, let's go. "The smartest thing to do after a fight is: run. Fortunately, they are in a dark Internet café and do not need to register with their ID cards, otherwise if that Shan Tao calls the police, the two of them will not be able to run if they want to.

In other words, the police are not afraid when they come, let's fight for righteousness and courage to eliminate violence and peace, aren't we?

The two of them didn't take a few steps, and there was a call from behind them: "Please stay, two of you." ”

Xiao Peng looked at it impatiently, okay, it was Xiao Wei on the ground, who had already gotten up from the ground at this time: "Do me a favor and drive me to the hospital, okay?"

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Which eye do you look at us like we have a car?"

Xiao Wei took out a car key from his pocket: "I have a car, but I have an injury to my right foot now and can't drive it." ”

The female anchor said, "I'll just help you open it." ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, we both have been drinking, how can we help you drive? Can't you let your sister help you drive? ”

It's okay not to mention that girl, but when she mentions her sister, Xiao Wei's face turned pale, and she pushed it away hard: "You get away from me!"

Yang Meng's voice sounded out of place: "I'll go, the legendary uprooting is ruthless." ”

Xiao Peng lit a cigarette, put on a lively posture, and added oil and vinegar to the side: "What's wrong? Do you think people are doing something wrong? If it were you, what would you do? Are you embarrassed to laugh at others? Don't you say every day: 'How can there be true love in the world, as long as you are a girl, you will love it?'"

Yang Meng waved his hand, not giving the female anchor any face: "If it were me, these things wouldn't have happened! What's more, I don't know how many hands it is. ”

"How do you know that someone has died?" Xiao Peng and Yang Meng sang and harmonized, and they cooperated extremely skillfully.

"Okay, take a step back, even if you haven't died, can you live in a house full of ashes?

Listening to the cynicism of the two, the female anchor's face turned green, if it weren't for the combat effectiveness of the two just now, she would have to come up and scratch the faces of the two at this time, turned her head angrily, and left with her bag.

The one named Xiaowei was also about to cry: "Please, don't say it, keep talking, I'm not just going to see surgery, it's time to see a urologist." ”

Xiao Peng was serious: "I sincerely suggest that you go to the urology department first, poor baby。。。。。。 ”