Happy comedians are on fire!

The comedian team is on fire!

Love to play Blue Moon is also on fire!

But unlike the first two, the love of playing Blue Moon is scolding.

"What a garbage game!"

"Bullshit! That's it, Chenyang endorses. ”

"I'm going up with a hammer, you're here to cheat on the game!"

"I'm tired, I'm really going to trick people here, right, is anyone playing this garbage game?"

With the continuous increase in the click-through rate and ratings of happy comedians, netizens are also deafening to scold those who love to play Blue Moon, and soon, post bars, forums, game exchange areas, etc., etc., are full of conquest for those who love to play Blue Moon.

At the same time.

Jingdong Technology Company.

A board of directors over an advertising accident is going on.

An investment of 80 million.

A distracting spam advertisement.

All of this made Fei Jingdong the target of this board of directors' crusade.

"Mr. Fei, is this the answer you gave us?"

"Mr. Fei, listen to the scolding outside now, almost drowning our company. ”

"At the beginning, you said that you would take 80 million to invest in happy comedians, and we agreed, but look at it now, isn't this revenge. ”

"Yes, listen to the scolding outside now, if I continue to scold like this, I want to withdraw my investment, when will our Jingdong Technology be scolded like this. ”

"Mr. Fei, I'm a straight talker, you shouldn't have offended your nephew, otherwise why would he be so hacky about our company, you gave 80 million to such a white-eyed wolf? I'm sorry, I'm talking like this. ”

The more the people on the board talked, the more fierce they became.

Fei Jingdong is not only a big head, but also full of heart congestion, when he got the advertising words, he felt unreliable, but he thought of what Chenyang said to himself, so he decided to compromise once.

But now it seems that this compromise does not make any sense, and even because of the good start of the happy comedian, the whole game is in a state of being spat on by the public.

What a mistake!

What a mistake!

I was bitter in my heart, but on the surface, Fei Jingdong still looked indifferent, and finally broke out in the reproach of everyone on the board of directors, "Drowning? What does it mean to be drowning? In the past, the game was not concerned, but now it is concerned, this is also called drowning!"

The board of directors was silent.

After shocking a group of people, Fei Jingdong sighed and said, "Now, we can only wait for the data to speak!"

……

At the same time.

Inside a small Internet café.

Three or four college students made an appointment to open the black together.

As a result, as soon as the machine was turned on, several people looked at each other.

One of them said, "What are we doing?"

"The game of the strong?"

"Stop it, how long has that game been playing? ”

"Then why don't you go east and west?"

"I'll go, the game is so boring, I can't play the next level without charging money. ”

A few more proposed two or three games, but each time they were rejected by others, some because the difficulty was too low, some because the story was not tight enough, and some because there were too many games, and in the end, several people were stuck on what they were playing.

"Why don't you play your own way?"

"Hold the grass, let's play our own games, it's better to go home and play together to play werewolf killing. ”

"Werewolf killing has been played several times, and it was hard to get together, the private rooms are open, is it a loss not to play. ”

While a few people were struggling, one of the older boys suggested, "Why don't you play with the Blue Moon?" ”

"The one endorsed by Chenyang?"

"That's right. ”

"Is that stupid game fun?"

"There's nothing fun going on right now, anyway, so let's give it a try. ”

"Forget it, let's try it next. ”

Boot.

Download.

Enroll!

The same situation happened all over China, some people were idle and bored, some people were trying, but more because the game was scolded too crazy, so they all signed up for a trial with curiosity.

……

Data Department of Jingdong Technology Company.

Because of the needs of the board of directors and the slander on the network, all technicians were required to arrive half an hour early today, and from 8 o'clock in the morning, everyone was doing data monitoring and data aggregation records, and for a while, the whole office was very busy.

"How's it going? Is the data out?"

"It hasn't been counted yet, and the technical department is optimizing it. ”

"Is there a mistake, optimize the system? When did you optimize and upgrade the system, why did you go earlier?"

"There's no way, Minister Cao, our previous data statistics were released once every two days, but this time the board of directors is in a hurry, so we can only optimize and upgrade it urgently to see if we can improve the statistical efficiency of the data." ”

"What time?"

"We're not so sure. ”

"Okay, then you continue to monitor, I'll ......"

Before Minister Cao could finish speaking, a colleague suddenly shouted, "Damn, what's going on? Did someone hack our website?"

"Hacked website, what's going on?"

Minister Cao walked over with a brisk stride.

At this moment, a line chart is open on his computer, on which four or five lines of different colors are densely drawn, and without exception, each line is in a straight line.

The most terrifying one is that it has risen vertically at 90 degrees since the early hours of the morning, and as the line goes all the way up, the number of registrations is constantly beating.

Million.

Ten million.

Million.

Eighty million.

Millions of people sign up almost every minute and every second.

Manager Cao was stupid.

Other colleagues in the data department were also stupid.

It took a long time for everyone to start speaking out.

"Is our website hacked?"

"Is it a virus?"

"Virus, boss, are you stupid, how can there be a virus like this and still control the number of people?"

Spit on.

Speechless.

Shocked speechless.

After an interval of two or three minutes, Minister Cao suddenly woke up and shouted, "Quick, what are you still doing in a daze, send this data to the board of directors." ”

……

Conference room.

Fei Jingdong and a group of sullen chairmen were silent.

Because of Fei Jingdong's attitude, the atmosphere in the entire conference room began to become a little tense, and a few directors still wanted to speak, but they were afraid of offending the big guy, so they had to wait sullenly for the report submitted by the data department today.

Ten minutes.

Twenty minutes.

Half an hour.

Finally, a director couldn't hold it back, gritted his teeth and said, "Mr. Fei, I know that you are a very talented person, and I also believe in your vision, but with all due respect, what Chenyang did this time is simply too much, he is your nephew, but in the business field, everyone is seeking a profit, don't you say?"

Fei Jingdong sneered, "Chairman Liang means ......"

Chairman Liang said, "I propose that Chenyang's responsibility can be appropriately added, our company's 80 million is not taken at will, he has brought so much harm to our company this time, and has endangered the company's reputation, this time we must teach him a lesson!"

Knock knock.

There was a knock on the conference room door.

Minister Cao from the data department came in, "Mr. Fei." ”

Fei Jingdong asked, "Is the data out?"

Minister Cao walked over, "Take a look?"

Fei Jingdong glanced at it, and in an instant, his whole person stood up like a spring, "Is this true?"

Minister Cao was also about to cry happily, and said excitedly, "Yes, now this data is still rising in a straight line, and now it has reached 130 million, and it is expected that the number of registrations may reach 200 million by the early morning!

The atmosphere is solidified!

The atmosphere is awkward!

All the directors were dumbfounded, and when Minister Cao sent the data to them, they couldn't believe the number on it - 130 million!

A day and a half!

130 million registrations!

This is the data that defies the sky again after the werewolf killing!

Director Liang, who was still yelling and was about to slap Chenyang in the face just now, can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, what a slap in the face!!