Chapter 19: What the hell is it?
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Lu Liangren woke up from the sofa, rubbed his sore old waist and hummed.
With a towel around his neck and his hair full of water droplets, Volcano walked out of the bathroom refreshingly, looked at her and said, "You refused to let you sleep with me yesterday, now you know how hard it is?"
Lu Liangren said "hehe" twice.
Sleep in bed with you, don't sleep, don't sleep!
Volcano just said casually, he walked to the mirror and straightened his hair and said, "Hurry up and wash up, we still have a lot of places to go today." ”
Lu Liangren walked behind him and stuck out his tongue, and said in his heart: "Big pervert!"
Volcano's hand stopped, and Lu Liangren suddenly became nervous, but fortunately, he soon continued to straighten up his forehead bangs.
I don't think I saw it...... Thinking like this in his heart, Lu Liangren didn't dare to provoke again, and tiptoed into the bathroom.
After washing, the two went out together, and Volcano first went to the administrator of this building to apply for a lock change and paid the money, and then took Lu Liangren to have an unpalatable and deathly breakfast, listening to her talk about last night's incident while eating.
When he heard that the old man who was guarding the door asked Lu Liangren to leave on the grounds of clearing the field, Volcano immediately said angrily: "That old thing of the crazy python, you actually don't give me face so much, see if I don't beat him all over the ground to find teeth!"
Lu Liangren was stunned: "People also have something to clear the scene, why do you all react so much?"
Volcano said angrily: "I don't care if he has any bullshit, you are the person I put there, you just don't give me face, I ......" He suddenly paused and looked at Lu Liangren very seriously, "Did you fight with them before leaving?"
Lu Liangren also looked at him very seriously and seriously.
Although they have known each other for a short time, they are very familiar with Lu Liangren, and they can see it from her serious eyes: Are you kidding, will a weak chicken like me who can only cry and cry go to someone to fight...... And so on.
"It's over!" Volcano seemed to have suffered a great blow, and he was discouraged: "My reputation has been wiped out by you overnight! Silly Nier, I know you can't beat it, but at least you have to make a gesture! Aren't you women scratching and biting very hard when you fight? Even if you pull a hair down, I can explain it!"
Lu Liangren was completely stunned, "Very serious?" No wonder those people yesterday knew that they couldn't beat it, but they still wanted to fight.
Volcano's face was very bad: "Of course it's serious, for us mercenaries, face is very important, and there are many people who run into the field to fight to the death for a word or two." ”
Lu Liangren: "...... what kind of perverts are these?"
The volcano was so angry that he didn't even have the interest in eating, took out a cigarette and smoked it, his face changed and wonderful, and he turned his head to look at her from time to time, one moment it was as cold as ice, and the other time it was warm like the morning sun, and she was frightened to see it.
"I'll definitely help you beat them next time!" For the first time in his life, he was looked at with such complicated eyes, Lu Liangren was flattered and made an unbelievable promise.
"Next time...... Volcano was stunned, then suddenly laughed again, rubbed her head and said, "Forget it, the past is over." ”
Then the next trip - actually shopping for clothes???
It took a long walk to enter a well-decorated clothing store, but he couldn't help it, because Volcano said that he couldn't look at the stalls.
"Dead ghost~, you are finally willing to come, and it makes people think that you can't sleep at night. As soon as a beautiful and generous woman saw the volcano, she instantly rushed over, twisting her chest and hips in his arms.
Volcano laughed: "Zhesheng is really getting more and more beautiful, especially this mouth, it's so sweet, I want to kiss it." ”
Volcano said and pinched the beauty's face hard, then let go violently, and the "wave" bounced back again.
"Oops, I hate it!" the beauty was coquettish, and a pair of big apricot eyes turned out to be infinitely lovely.
"Hahaha......" Volcano laughed and pushed Lu Liangren in front of the great beauty, "Zhesheng, help me pick out clothes for this Nier." ”
The beauty laughed: "Yo! When did our Chan Ye also raise women? Didn't you always claim that 'you have been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves do not stick to your body'?"
Volcano laughed, "I can't afford this Nier." Okay, don't make a fuss, hurry up and pick out your clothes, we'll have something to do later. ”
"Alas~, you dead conscience!" The big beauty rolled her eyes at him with grievances, and then walked to Lu Liangren's side and saw her from head to toe, nodded and said: "Yes, sweet and cute, how about a white dress......?"
The volcano didn't take the words of the big beauty, lit a cigarette and stood next to it and puffed out the smoke ring and said: "You are an expert in this area, you look at it." ”
The big beauty smiled and pinched around Lu Liangren: "Then I'm free!By the way, little sister, how old are you this year?"
“32。 Lu Liangren replied while dodging the claws of the great beauty.
The volcano and the great beauty stiffened at the same time.
The big beauty had a toothache and said, "I'm asking about age!"
Lu Liangren blinked: "I also answered with age, I am 32 years old." ”
The two of them looked at Lu Liangren's eyes as if they had seen a ghost.
The big beauty "clicked" and turned her neck, facing the volcano and said in horror: "This is a new variety?"
Volcano's eyes flashed, with a hint of inexplicability, "Zhesheng, do what you have to do." ”
"Oops, it's hard to do now, there is so much difference between appearance and age, what I just said is not suitable, and people will say that they are pretending to be tender when they wear it. The big beauty looked embarrassed, which made people reluctant to see it.
Lu Liangren was very reluctant to embarrass such a big beauty, so he persuaded: "Actually, just wear it casually...... "Anyway, I will leave today."
"Then how can it work, if you walk out of me, if you wear inappropriate clothes, then where will my Li Zhesheng's face go!"
Hearing the word face again, Lu Liangren suddenly didn't dare to speak, and the people here seemed to have a good face.
"Come on, Oba will find you some clothes to try on. ”
The big beauty took Lu Liangren's hand and walked inside, pushed into a fitting room, and then he kept throwing clothes in from above.
Lu Liangren's task is to put it on, go out, and after they have judged, change his body, go out again, and judge again.
After trying seven or eight sets like this, her whole head was confused.
The big beauty also seemed to see that something was wrong with her, and propped her chin and said: "No, these don't match her temperament, no matter how you look at it, children are stealing adult clothes." ”
Volcano walked past the hanger and suddenly held up a suit of clothes and said, "Try this." ”
When the big beauty looked at the dress, she frowned: "I tell you not to make trouble! This is for those ladies and wives, and it takes at least forty or fifty years old to be able to line up." ”
Lu Liangren listened curiously, and couldn't help but look at the dress, it turned out to be a dark green cheongsam, with the same color silk thread mixed with silver silk embroidered a big phoenix, the phoenix head in the front, the phoenix tail in the back, there are many peony flowers around the embellishment, in front is a pipa placket buckle made of two pearls, at first glance it is really a bit old-fashioned.
Volcano looked at this suit, then at Lu Liangren, and insisted with a faint smile: "Try it." ”
"Oh, I don't care about you anymore. "The big beauty is so angry that she steps on her high heels to greet other guests.
As soon as he left, no one objected, so Lu Liangren had to take the clothes and put them on again.
This dress feels strange when you put it on, the hem is very short, and the slit is high, which always gives the illusion of exposing half of your buttocks.
Walking out with a twist, Lu Liangren said bluntly: "I don't like it." ”
But before she could finish speaking, the big beauty ran over with a scream, exclaiming, "This, this ......"
Volcano's eyes lit up, and he immediately ordered: "Wrap her hair up and clip it with pearls." ”
The big beauty slapped her hands and said excitedly: "Yes, draw a light makeup, and use oblique bangs for bangs, the hair on both sides is slightly fluffy, and then perm a small rub of big waves and put it on both sides of the face......"
The big beauty said while pulling Lu Liangren to do the modeling, because it was a one-time thing, there was no need to waste too much time, and soon, when Lu Liangren opened his eyes again, he was stunned by the person in the mirror.
That man...... Is it me?
The big beauty smiled and said, "It's still Canye, this little sister ...... Well, my sister is naturally childish, and it is not appropriate to wear those clothes that are twenty or thirty years old, and only this cheongsam can hold it down, and then put her hair in a coil, she really looks like a scholarly lady of twenty-five or sixteen. ”
Volcano smiled and looked at Lu Liangren in the mirror for a while, seemingly dissatisfied.
He thought for a moment and said, "Don't be an expression. ”
"Huh?" Lu Liangren turned his head to look at him in confusion.
He straightened Lu Liangren's face at once, and said to the mirror: "Don't have any expression, indifference, indifference, do you understand?"
"Stretch your face, stretch it again, as if the whole world owes you money. ”
"Very good, look at it calmly, don't drift, don't get confused, just stare straight at a point. Yes, that's it!"
"The corners of the mouth are straightened, well, that's ......" The voice suddenly stopped.
Through the mirror, Lu Liangren was stunned when he saw the volcano and the big beauty behind him.
In fact, it was not only them, but even she herself was stunned.
What the hell is the woman in the mirror with cold eyes, upturned eyes, and a deep anger on her face?