Chapter 101: The Chicken Sees the Weasel
I was already soaking wet, so I simply stopped going to class, went back to the dormitory to change my clothes, and sat in the office.
As the head teacher of the third year of high school, Jiang Feng, who was still idle all day long, came up and said, "Xiao Liao, why did you run back before you finished half of the class?"
"Cherish life and stay away from students. ”
"By the way, I found a novel nightclub, how about going to have fun at night? Director Song, Director Yu, do you want to go?" Jiang Feng's face seemed to be a different person.
"Old Jiang, aren't you a model of a loving couple in school? Why do you want to go to a nightclub?" Liao Xuebing, Song Yuhao, and Yu Dinglou exclaimed in unison.
"Don't mention it, I picked up an earring yesterday, I thought I had made a small fortune, and I forgot to report it when I went home, and the woman started to say that I was having an affair, and I didn't listen to any explanation, and I couldn't sleep well after arguing all night. Since she is unkind, and I am unjust, I will go tonight. Jiang Feng said dejectedly.
Everyone naturally laughed for a while, and Yu Dinglou applauded: "Not bad, yes, old ginger, you are rare to be arrogant, let your wife regret it." ”
Song Yuhao said: "Old Jiang, I'm not like you can go justifiably." My wife is very strict, no, she can't go. ”
Everyone looked at him with disdain, Song Yuhao became uncomfortable, and said: "This, I have to think about it, by the way, just say that there is a meeting in the evening, Lao Yu, if she calls you to verify, you have to help me lie." ”
"Of course it's no problem!" Yu Dinglou laughed and slapped him on the shoulder.
When the bell rang for the end of class, the foursome got together to discuss, make an appointment with a time and place, and then broke up contentedly.
Liao Xuebing was left alone in the office, packing up his things and preparing to go to the restaurant on the second floor for dinner.
A person poked out of the door, looked around, and found that Liao Xuebing was the only one, so he breathed a sigh of relief and walked in with a small box.
"Murong Lanluo, what's the matter?" Liao Xuebing couldn't help but ask when he found that Murong Lanluo was sneaky.
Murong Lanluo actually straightened her hair today, put it on her back shoulder softly, her face looked extraordinarily delicate, she seemed to be a little nervous, put the small box on Liao Xuebing's table, her face was rare red, and said: "Teacher, I always saw you go to the restaurant to eat before, today I brought you a box lunch, and I made it myself......"
"What?" Lao Liao couldn't believe his ears, he was so blessed that the cute girl brought him a boxed lunch?
Murong Lanluo stuck out her tongue playfully, and smiled particularly charmingly: "Teacher, I made Kung Pao Chicken and Black Sesame Beef Tenderloin, you can eat it quickly, I'm leaving!" turned around and ran out of the office, and glanced back at him.
Mom, I'm rich! Liao Xuebing endured the tears in his eyes, opened the lunch box, several meals were neatly arranged, bright colors, and he couldn't help but have a great appetite at a glance, he raised his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of diced chicken, and suddenly chuckled in his heart: "It can't be a laxative, right?" After a long time, he thought: "With my years of experience in watching people, it shouldn't be a trap." Murong Lanluo doesn't look like someone who wants to harm me. ”
Putting the food in his mouth, he chewed it a few times, and immediately frowned: "It's so unpalatable, girls nowadays don't even know how to cook, it's too disappointing." ”
Having said that, I saved more than ten or twenty yuan for lunch, and I had to settle for it. The girl made a boxed lunch for this old bachelor for many years, and it was too late to be happy, what was there to be picky about?
After eating, he called Wang Long and the Black Super League champion players respectively and asked them to go to the football field to participate in training immediately.
The second-class football team was reluctant to sacrifice their lunch break, so Liao Xuebing personally went to the boys' dormitory to mobilize.
It was the first time he had come to the boys' dormitory, and the building opposite was the girls' dormitory, and the colorful underwear drying on the railing made him think about it for a while. There is a suite for every four people, which is in good condition, the dormitory is spacious and bright, and there is a small living room and bathroom, and a balcony.
Liao Xuebing came to the dormitory No. 304 where Wang Long was, knocked on the door for a while, no one answered, these boys were probably pretending to be asleep and didn't hear it, Lao Liao was angry, kicked the door open, there were four computers in the living room, Wang Long, He Lian, Li Yuzhong, and Meng Jun were surfing the Internet, and they all looked at him with panicked faces for a while.
"Hey, yes, forget you're in puberty. But you were scared when I broke in so suddenly?" Liao Xuebing laughed.
Wang Lung's face was red and white, and he quickly turned off the computer and said, "Teacher, we are just learning about the human body. I called all the players and went to practice together. ”
The boss of the group reluctantly changes into sportswear. "Are you all here?"
"Report to the teacher, Guan Muyun said that he was uncomfortable and rested in the room. ”
"Oh, leave him alone, he'll decide if he's comfortable or not in the afternoon. Uh, let Zhou An be the substitute. Squinting at it, Zhong Bai was looking into the distance with a disgruntled face, knowing that this kid still had a pimple in his heart, so he didn't pay attention to it, and walked to the field with the football players.
The Black Super League champion team has been waiting for a long time, Li Qian is looking around with an introductory football theory course under his armpit, and when he sees Liao Xuebing, he trots in three steps and two steps, and greets him with a smile on his face: "Brother Bing, everyone is ready, just waiting for you." ”
Ye Yuhu whispered to the people around him: "Doesn't this birdman owe Mr. Liao a lot of money, right? ”
Cui Zheng continued: "I think it's the chicken that sees the weasel, and I'm so nervous that I am going to die, don't you notice that the number four speaks with a trill?"
Li Yuzhen smiled bitterly: "If you also went to drink at night last night, I guarantee that you will also become a chicken immediately." ”
"Okay, line up, stand up, just like last time, Wang Long, you will temporarily serve as the coach of our class, and I will serve as their coach, continue to have a confrontation game. Is there a problem?" Lao Liao commanded majestically.
Lin Xiaoken stood up: "Teacher, I'm still young, I don't want to die......"
After experiencing a football match that was 100 times more cruel and barbaric than rugby, half of the second class of the second year had the same thought, and said: "Teacher, the official league will be drawn in the afternoon, and we don't want to be injured." ”
"What are you afraid of if you get hurt? A manly man, throwing his head and spilling blood, is he scared in an ordinary confrontation?" Liao Xuebing waved his hand, pretending to look down on the world, and said, "That's it, if you win this confrontation, I will invite you to go to the 'Yuyu Qionglou' at night to have a good time." ”