"Madame, do you prefer sweet or spicy things?"

"I like them all, but after reading the newspaper, the sweet ones are easy to gain weight, and the spicy ones are easy to increase the chance of cardiovascular disease, and now the taste has changed. ”

Well, believe in authority, have self-discipline......

"Madam, your clothes are so beautiful, they match you very well. ”

"Thanks, I think blue feels good. ”

If you like blue, you should be peaceful and broad-minded.

"Oh, madam, do you change the light bulb yourself?" Liao Xuebing was simply speechless, pointing to a small gap in the electric light.

"It was for the workers to come and change it. ”

A very simple thing to hire workers shows that they pay attention to aristocratic style, are unwilling to do ordinary things, and are slightly arrogant in their hearts.

Thanks to Lao Liao's almost neurotic sensitivity, he guessed every psychological detail of his wife.

It feels so good...... Tomorrow you can blackmail the headmaster in a big way. Get enough money, and then use my status as a "benefactor" to invite my wife to coffee, call the principal together, and create an opportunity for the two of them to be alone, and the old boy can't be grateful?

After dinner, I said goodbye to my wife, went home and slept with satisfaction, and finally stopped sleepless.

Lu Chengda chatted with his online lover all night.

The next day is Thursday, which is definitely a big day for the adolescent students, as today will be the unprecedented "Ice and Rain" concert at the Red River Stadium.

In Chinese class, Lao Liao was a little overwhelmed. Only 10 people handed in the homework assigned yesterday, and the remaining 36 people did not touch a word. He had said beforehand that those who did not do their homework would be punished for running in the playground, which obviously did not constitute a threat, because everyone was sit-in and demonstrate, and did not listen to the command at all. What if it is reported to the school, or if it accumulates to a certain period of time, it will be punished? Is this different from Qiu Daqi?

Lao Liao felt that his original thinking was still wrong, his prestige was not enough, and there must be an unexpected incident to attract their attention and let them know that I, Lao Liao, am not a vegetarian.

I only complained for a moment and continued the lecture. Cui Zheng, who secretly organized the confrontation, was shocked by the teacher's demeanor of being able to collect and release.

The ability values on the notebook changed over the next few days. Although he was set up in the gambling incident, considering that he can calculate everything, it can be regarded as a good performance, and his intelligence increases by 10 points; a loss is 4,500 yuan, which is still carried with him, and the money value increases by 10; he has had a short contact with the beautiful teacher Su Bingyun, and the charm value is increased by 5.

If you don't care about foreign literature, Liao Xuebing has accumulated a lot of classroom experience in the past two days, and he is free to explain ancient Chinese texts, and there are few problems that can be difficult for him. Liao Xuebing already has a very deep knowledge of ancient literature and history, this aspect of the knowledge is very profound, he himself is a braggart king, telling the story in an orderly manner, humorous and vivid, quoting some allusions in the text, so that one or two students who love to learn have a great impression of him.

This three songs of "Qi Out of Singing" made by Cao Cao illustrate his momentum and ambition. Cao Cao is a lovely traitorous male, 'only a great hero can be true to his true colors, and he is a true celebrity', Cao Cao can be so true to his true colors, which means that he is a hero, and he is a great hero! But this hero is very cunning and treacherous, so he is a treacherous hero, referred to as a traitorous hero. ......" (quoting Mr. Yi Zhongtian's explanation)

While most of the students were talking about Murong Bingyu's concert, one or two students were already attracted by the wonderful lecture content and began to take notes seriously.

Because he felt the need to accept the challenge of the students, when Cui Zheng handed him a concert ticket after class and invited him to watch it with everyone, knowing that this was a treacherous Hongmen banquet, Lao Liao had no choice but to accept it.

"What kind of character is this Murong Bingyu, who makes you so fascinated by her?" asked Lao Liao, holding the beautifully packaged ticket. The ticket was like an invitation, divided into two tiers, tied with a gold ribbon, and the cover was beautifully printed with the words: Concert in the Rain of Ice. Inside is a plastic film that wraps a ticket with the fare and seat number printed on it.

"Teacher, you are too Martian! We all doubt that you have crossed the 21st century!" said the star jack-of-all-trades Chen Younian with intoxicated eyes: "Her charm is incomparable, as long as she stands on the stage, her light is greater than the sun, and her brilliance is more charming than the moon." As soon as she opens her mouth to sing, you can't breathe. Her eyes are as pure as angels, as charming as demons, and as long as you look at them, you will lose your ability to resist in an instant, and lose everything you have. ”

"Hey, that's an exaggeration, isn't it? Someone's new poem you're reading?"

"I'm sorry, I saw this in the latest issue of Worldstar magazine, but it's so apt to describe her. ”

It's a bit awesome, Liao Xuebing looked at the star photo in Chen Younian's hand and said, "Why, this woman is a little familiar, I don't remember where I've seen it." I don't think it's a good thing. ”

"Teacher, have you seen Murong Bingyu?

At half past seven in the evening, the two-kilometer distance outside the entrance of the Red River Stadium was already surrounded by vehicles and pedestrians.

The traffic police pulled up a long cordon and directed an attempt to make a detour through this section of the road. Every police officer and security guard was doing their best to maintain order, and thousands of fans outside the stadium waved glow sticks and called Murong Bingyu's name in unison, and the sound shook the leaves on the street. There were also a lot of people desperately squeezing forward, and at a glance, there were human heads everywhere, and the noses were stuffed with the smell of stinking sweat.

In order not to lose face in front of the students to watch the concert, Lao Liao deliberately changed into a pale yellow shirt and tucked it into the waistband of his pants, which was both spiritual and decent. The students seem to have premeditated, let's not go, they seem timid, go, I don't know how many good things await him ahead. Anyway, my old Liao is so old and hasn't seen a star yet, so I should go to the zoo and make it rare.

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