No one knows that the second spring of Lao Lu's life has arrived, and winning the lottery jackpot can't describe his mood at the moment, you must know that Lu Chengda's few relationships in the past 30 years have ended in failure, and when he goes on a blind date, he is always rejected when chasing girls, and when he has a crush, others have always found another object, and it is not his turn, and his yearning for love has reached the point of hunger and thirst.

Seeing that he was about to meet the girl of his dreams, the girl was still a student in his class, although he didn't know who it was, but chatting on MSN, he could feel the girl's cuteness, enthusiasm and liveliness. He was anxious, excited, joyful, anticipating, nervous, full of gains and losses, more excited than the date of his first love at the age of twenty-two.

From the main gate, you will pass through the central garden, basketball court, football field, No. 1 and No. 2 teaching buildings, office buildings, laboratory buildings, sports fields, gymnasiums, libraries, assembly halls, restaurants, No. 1 and No. 2 dormitory buildings, parking lots, fish ponds, pavilions, and finally a small forest.

This grove is extremely quiet at noon, with huge ficus ficus, slender cinnacle, handsome pentagonal maple and vigorous green paulownia. Due to the deliberate cultivation of the school administrators to create an elegant atmosphere, the dead branches and leaves in the woods are not cleaned up, and there is a rustling sound when stepping on them, as if you are in a quiet forest.

When Lu Chengda entered the woods, he couldn't help but shout: "Life, how wonderful!"

The swaying sunlight on the dark green canopy and the singing of the birds among the branches seem to be a portrayal of Lao Lu's mood. "What might you say later?" you seem to make me feel the melting of the snow and the collapse of love. Well, this line in "The City of Goddesses" is more classic. ”

He slowed down and felt into the woods, his calves couldn't help but tremble slightly, and he held on to the trunk of the tree to breathe evenly, so that his heart beat a relatively normal regularity.

There was no one in the woods, "Hehe, girls like to be late." Lu Chengda stood under the big banyan tree, thinking about whether to stand with his hands in a contemplative position or lean his back against the big tree to make a leisurely shape.

"Di Di Di ......" The mobile phone rang, and there was a text message from an unknown number on it, which read: "Brother, I can't come for a while, I have a letter under the largest maple tree in the middle." Lao Lu felt both disappointed and sweet, and began to look for the largest maple tree.

As soon as he had hope, his body and eyesight were many times more flexible, and he soon found a large maple tree, and on the trunk was a brown paper envelope with a delicate pattern printed on it. Without thinking about it, I took off the envelope, and somehow I managed to do it, and a small transparent fishing line was connected to the back to the tree. "Strange, how could there be such a thing in the woods. Lu Chengda tugged lightly......

Suddenly, countless plastic bags full of things fell from the branches, and fell on his head, face, shoulders, and the ground. The stench was so stinking that no part of Lu Chengda's body was clean, and almost at this moment, an arc with his body as the radius turned into a septic tank.

This kind of human excrement is usually disgusting as long as you look at it, and you will vomit when you smell it, let alone being drenched in the face? From the paradise of joy to the terrifying hell in an instant, anyone will short-circuit their thinking.

Lu Chengda staggered out of the woods, looked up to the sky and shouted: "Life, it's ridiculous!"

Liao Xuebing took a full nap and went to the office to write a lesson plan, and Song Yuhao, the head of the first grade, looked at his watch and said, "Why is it almost three o'clock, Lu Chengda hasn't arrived yet?" ”

Jiang Feng interjected: "At noon, I saw Xiao Lu beaming with joy and red light, maybe he went on a blind date again."

"Alas, knowing that Xiao Lu is a wooden character, why do you always introduce him to some indiscriminate women?"

"Introduction? Who introduced Xiao Lu to the object again? I haven't heard of it. ”

As he was talking, he saw Lu Chengda walk into the office with a black gas on his face, and everyone covered their mouths and noses and said, "Why does it smell weird?

Lu Chengda spent three hours in the shower, using two bottles of shower gel and a bottle of shampoo, which still stinks, but compared to the pain in his heart, this smell is nothing at all. Ignoring it, he sat down in a chair and wrote on the handout book, writing for several minutes, only to find that the words were not written and were all irregular and chaotic lines.

Liao Xuebing smiled: "Why is it so stinky, is it that someone poops and doesn't wipe their buttocks? Or does someone fall into the dung pit?"

This is a joke, the speaker has no intention of listening, Lu Chengda has no place to vent the evil fire that has been accumulated for a long time, and he suddenly stood up with a slap on the table: "Liao Xuebing, what do you mean!"

Lao Liao was really puzzled and confused: "What do I mean? I asked if anyone fell into the dung pit, could it be that you can't?"

Lu Chengda slapped the table again, and the mountains of documents fell down and scattered all over the ground: "I warn you not to talk nonsense, the consequences are very serious!"

Song Yuhao hurriedly said: "Hey, Xiao Lu, what are you doing? ”

Liao Xuebing shrugged: "I said mine, no matter how much you talk nonsense, it has nothing to do with you, right?

Jiang Feng also felt that Lu Chengda's words were a bit excessive, and said helpfully: "Xiao Lu, why are you angry for no reason? Who has offended you? Tell me quickly, I will help you teach him a lesson." He also said good words and persuasion, but he didn't expect Lu Chengda to be even more angry, jumped up and poked Liao Xuebing's nose and said, "You, you, you...... Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you to death?"

He didn't intend to target anyone, but Lao Liao just happened to be the muzzle of the gun unintentionally, which was quite wronged.

"Take the paw away. Maggots. Liao Xuebing said lightly.

"What...... What, you call me maggots?" Lu Chengda's voice began to tremble.

Liao Xuebing kicked him in the stomach.

With a "bang", the maggot flew back three meters away, knocked over a desk, and smashed the pen holder, ink, and printer on his body. He couldn't help the violent tumbling of his belly, and spit out a pile of yellow bile bitterness on his side.

"How...... What happened?" Jiang Feng was still worried that Liao Xuebing would suffer in the face of the angry Lu Chengda a second ago, and no one saw the movements of the two clearly, so he saw Lu Chengda fly out.

Liao Xuebing walked over with a smile, squatted beside Lu Chengda, lit a cigarette, and took a puff on his face: "Since ten years ago, no one has dared to point at my nose to speak, good boy, you dare to send a nameless fire to my head, it's not a small courage." ”

Lu Chengda's whole face was distorted, and he was so painful that he couldn't speak. Sitting in front of the office and computer all day long, no matter how obese he is, he can't help Lao Liao's kick. He was blessed with a great life, and Lao Liao took care of his colleagues' face, and only used three points of strength.