(Alas, the editor Da Da came to me again and asked me to change it, and it was politically involved again。。。。。。 Let me explain here that the part about the 'Jiangnan case' Lao Yang will be deleted completely. So book friends, about the Jiangnan case, you can check it on the Internet yourself, or ask your parents, the uproar caused by this incident back then was no less than that of Snowden now。。。。。。。 ）

I have to say that this 'war zone' dance competition is really exciting. The match between 'Nannuta the Joker' and Tommy's 'California Joker' played eleven games, including one team event, three women's individual events, five men's individual competitions, and two under-10 tournaments.

There's also a small episode: Xiao Peng and Ya Li are sitting in the support group of the 'California Jokers'. And this move was misunderstood, and I almost thought that they were here to provoke and clash with Xiao Peng.

This is because there are three dancers in 'Nannuta Clown', and they think that Xiao Peng is their supporter.

In other words, Los Angeles is definitely a big city with a multi-ethnic mix, and like New York, you can find almost every race in the world here. There are also a large number of people of plastic surgery who live here. And the status is not low.

The reason for its high status is that almost all of the larger churches in Los Angeles were built by them. Let's just put it this way, when you go to Los Angeles, as long as you see a church with banners promoting religion, you don't even need to ask, it is all built by plastic surgery people.

Speaking of this, it is very interesting, as we all know, this plastic surgery country is a country with no culture and no history, and in order to change this, they are also fighting.

It doesn't matter if there is no history, the founding monarch identified in people's history textbooks is Tan Jun, who was born in Taibai Mountain in 2333 B.C., and it is said that this product is the son of the sun god Yokoo and the bear girl (sure enough, the plastic surgery people are also heavy taste) The saint born of the relationship, this person established the ancient plastic surgery country, reigned for 1,500 years, until his death in 425 B.C., and lived for a total of 1908 years.

Just such a mythical character who has no record in the official history has been included in the history textbooks of their junior high school and high school by the people of plastic surgery in a factual situation! I wonder how their biology teacher should explain the question of whether this person can live to be 1908 years old?

And on their virtual map of the territory of the ancient plastic surgery country, whether it is the current Taiwan Island, Hainan Island, or Outer Mongolia, Polar Bear Country and China, and even Central Asian Kazakhstan and other countries, they are all their territory。。。。。。 To add a ridiculous fact: on that map, there was no Chaoxian Peninsula, and I forgot about it for a long time... 、。

Later, seeing the decline of the Zhou royal family and the rise of the heroes in the Spring and Warring States Period, the 'historians' of the plastic surgery country found a new opportunity, and in order to erase the fact that the plastic surgery country was a fief of the Central Plains Dynasty, they fabricated a set of maps of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Including Northeast China, Shandong, Jiangsu and other places, they are all theirs again. Damn, what about Qi and Lu? (Now you know why they say Confucius is theirs, right?)

The funny thing is that these fabricated histories are all what they learned in textbooks. What's even more ridiculous is that they really believe in it!

It doesn't matter if there is no culture, everything is theirs: the Dragon Boat Festival is theirs, the Dragon Boat Festival is theirs, the Chinese medicine is theirs, the tug-of-war is theirs, the printing technique is theirs, the feng shui is theirs, and even the woodcut board for Confucian engraving and printing has made them apply for the World Heritage Site. In the eyes of those foreigners who don't understand, I'll take it, Confucianism turned out to be a plastic surgery country?

They held a Winter Olympics, and when they saw the opening ceremony, everyone couldn't cry or laugh, and the Chinese culture such as 'Green Dragon, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, Xuanwu' had become theirs. But what can be done about it? Who will make them shameless?

Many people say that this is Huaxia's inaction, but in fact, this is not the case. UNESCO also has a clear rule that each country can only apply for two 'intangible cultural heritage' items per year due to lack of manpower. The projects we are waiting to apply for in Huaxia are all in the queue for decades. And what should I do if there is nothing in the plastic surgery country? Hurry up and grab it while the regulations are in place.

Besides, there is actually a reason why they want to apply for intangible cultural heritage projects such as the Dragon Boat Festival. You must know that their founding monarch is actually the uncle of King Shang.

After King Wu of Zhou destroyed the Shang Dynasty, he divided the princes, and as the old man of the previous dynasty, he was unwilling to serve King Wu of Zhou, so he moved away with his people to the current Chaoxian Peninsula and established a country. King Wu of Zhou was hindered by the prestige of Jizi was too high, so he took advantage of the situation to seal him a dynasty - the princes of Xian let him go to Beijing to worship, and Jizi had no choice but to accept the separation, which was the Jizi Dynasty - Xian in the history of the plastic surgery country.

When Liu Bang established the Han Dynasty, Wei Man, an exiled nobleman of Wei (a descendant of Emperor Ji surnamed Wei), led a group of exiled soldiers to Chao-Xian, overthrew the Jizi Dynasty-Xian, and established a new regime, that is, the historical Wei Dynasty-Xian. The descendants of Minzi fled to the southern part of the Chaoxian Peninsula, which is the area of today's Changchangguo, and settled down, and the entire Chaoxian Peninsula gradually divided into Samhan.

And there is another dynasty in the plastic surgery country, which is the Goguryeo Dynasty, which is now blown into the sky, that is, the thing that 'spans Europe and Asia'. They claimed to be the descendants of the Yellow Emperor's grandson, the sun god Gao Yang, that is, the Gao Yang clan that Qu Yuan sang in "Lisao".

This is also consistent with their legend about Tanjun, it can be seen that the plastic surgery people are still the same clan as Qu Yuan, no wonder they want to apply for the Dragon Boat Festival as an intangible cultural heritage, this is actually people worshipping their ancestors。。。。。。

But this plastic surgery country is definitely a very magical country, while desperately saying that Huaxia things are their own, and at the same time doing something 'de-Chinese'. In the past, plastic surgery in the country was written in Chinese, but later it was made into a strange circle and fork script to distinguish it from Huaxia.

At the same time, sandwiched between the two great Buddhist and Taoist countries of China and the Wa Kingdom, their countries have to be special and believe in God. Their devotion to God is the most devout in the world! More devout than the Vatican!

This is really not nonsense, there was once a group of believers from the plastic surgery country who went to Afghanistan to preach, and in the end 23 of them were captured by the Taliban as hostages. This Nimada is a religious missionary in Afghanistan, such a Muslim country, and there are constant wars. How big is it to get caught? This is not just a pagan problem, you are destroying the religious system of our country! You dare to do this? Sit in a row and wait for your head to be cut off。。。。。。

Whether you say they are pious, or whether they have no brains, anyway, no one in the world can do such a terrible thing except for the believers in the plastic surgery country.

The Plastic Surgery Country's devotion to God has reached a point of madness. If nothing else, let's talk about Los Angeles, where more than eighty percent of the pastors are of plastic surgery descent.

When John Tong and Matteo Ricci came to China, they spent their lives preaching, and they did not bring God into China, but took root on a small island on the side. Was this a bonus?

The Chinese, the plastic surgery and the Japanese look similar, and the Xingtian people can't be distinguished at all. They also came up with a way to distinguish between the Chinese who held up the big slogans and protested (those who engaged in politics-asylum immigration like Sister Feng), the Japanese who mixed with the Stars and Stripes, and the people who were busy preaching every day were the plastic surgery people.

But compared to the other two countries, the Chinese still do a better job of integrating into the Stars and Stripes. Look at the few dancers of the plastic surgery nationality in this Nannuta clown, from dressing to talking to acting, if you don't look at your face, it is exactly the same as the Stars and Stripes.

After the misunderstanding was resolved, Xiao Peng focused on the 'War Zone' dance competition.

It's really exciting, it's a one-on-one battle, and then the audience chooses the winner.

The selection method is also very simple, the same as the rap battle. After the dance, the host introduced two dancers to see who had the highest cheers and who got the highest cheers and who won.

Xiao Peng thought at the beginning, isn't this special to give people a chance to cheat? Isn't it just to fight for the number of fans? Whoever has more fans wins? This is put in Huaxia, who is practicing dance on both sides of the game before the game, and the rest is to spend money to hire fans, right? Just like Huaxia's 'Eight Miles Underground' rap BATTLE, it is definitely more than whose fans are, and Huaxia's fans are blindly supporting the kind, which is the so-called brain-dead fans. In some scenes, singing a bubble of poop can also win. Since watching the showdown between Bei Bei and Minxi in the 2014 Eight Underground Mile 329 Peak Battle, Xiao Peng no longer believes that there is a so-called 'fairness' in Huaxia Rap BATTLE。。。。。。 PS: What the hell is Big Nose talking about!

When Xiao Peng sees such a game, he has a feeling that he can win on the court------ just spend money to buy some fans。。。。。。

But that's really not the case in the Stars and Stripes, except for a few groups of relatives and friends, the vast majority of the audience just follow their feelings. Whoever jumps well cheers for whomever he wants.

The cheers at the scene were like a tsunami, the atmosphere was called a hot, Xiao Peng just wanted to see the excitement at first, but he didn't expect that a few minutes later, Xiao Peng was infected by the atmosphere of the scene, not to mention Yali, jumping and jumping with the music, lively and not, that is called a happy.

Xiao Peng also thinks that this time is good, at least Yali is very happy.

To be honest, with Yali's little girlfriend, Xiao Peng is still quite troubled, happy troubles.

As a traditional Chinese man, Xiao Peng is introverted and not good at expressing his feelings, but Yali is the opposite, the kind of person who writes 'love' and 'hate' on her face. Passionate.

This is the difference caused by the growth environment and the social environment, which can not be improved by getting along with each other in the short term, but can only be slowly integrated by the two people getting along.

In fact, all feelings are like this, after all, they are two people with different growth experiences, and there must be a lot of contradictions. How to deal with these contradictions is the best way for the two to get along for a long time.

And bringing her here to make her happy, well, her purpose has been achieved.

But this happiness didn't last long, Xiao Peng was having fun there, when suddenly a black brother came to his side: "Mr. Xiao, something happened outside." ”

Xiao Peng was stunned, he had seen this black brother, a brother next to Tommy.

Xiao Peng asked him, "What happened?"

Brother Hei whispered, "Mr. Xiao, someone smashed your car." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Peng jumped up directly from the chair: "Huh, what are you talking about?"