Chapter 2: Nosy
The female liar stubbornly repeated: "Sir, think about it!"
"You let go!" Pang Jindong looked left and right, worried that he would be seen and misunderstand the relationship between himself and this female liar.
Finding that no one noticed, Pang Jindong squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "If you don't let go, I'll shout indecent!"
The female liar took out a move that made Pang Jindong even more overwhelmed, and begged Pang Jindong almost with a crying voice: "You should think about it!"
Pang Jindong was already crying without tears at this time: "You took the wrong medicine, right?"
On the corner of the street is a red Porsche Cayman S, with its graceful curves, dynamic styling and unique air intake design, which makes it inevitable that even those who don't know the car will have to look twice.
Such a good car is usually rare, although Pang Jindong was in an extremely helpless state, his eyes also stayed on it for a while, but he happened to find a girl Tingting walked to the car door and opened the door.
When other people saw this scene, they would wonder why the girl didn't use the remote control to open the door, but Pang Jindong's eyes were sharper, and he immediately found that the girl was not using a car key, but a lily key.
Porsche has good anti-theft performance, and without a high level of technology and advanced tools, it is impossible to open the door at all.
However, the female thief was so familiar with the road that she easily fiddled with a few times, and the car door opened.
Watching the female thief calmly get into the car, Pang Jindong sighed in his heart: "This is too arrogant!"
Pang Jindong is not interested in fighting fakes, and the female liar in front of him is only an attempt, so Pang Jindong is not interested in entanglement with her.
But seeing this arrogant female thief, Pang Jindong was very interested in seeing righteousness and courage once.
Seeing that Pang Jindong didn't speak, the female liar asked strangely, "What are you thinking?"
Pang Jindong immediately replied: "I'm wondering if to call the police, I suspect that you are fraudulent!"
"Cut!" the female liar puffed up her chest and asked with a nonchalant face, "What evidence do you have?"
In the case that it has been exposed, the female liar is not blushing and heartbeat, and continues to forcibly sell her scam, this persistent spirit makes Pang Jindong a little moved.
However, what Pang Jindong needs now is to get out, not to say anything to the liar, so he simply moved out a far more powerful store than the police: "You send leaflets on the street to destroy the city's appearance, I want to report it to the chengguan!"
After hearing this, the girl was stunned for a moment, and when she saw that Pang Jindong took out her mobile phone and really wanted to call, she immediately let go of her hand and ran away with a large stack of leaflets.
In just the blink of an eye, Pang Jindong will never see the female liar again, but there seems to be a faint fragrance of her in the air.
Pang Jindong was too lazy to race with the crook, walked to the Porsche, opened the co-pilot's door and sat in calmly.
Starting the car was not as easy as opening the door, the female thief took a lot of effort, and when Pang Jindong sat in, the engine just started.
The girl was startled when she saw someone sitting in, and hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?"
"I still want to ask you, what are you going to do?" Pang Jindong said, looking at the female thief, and was also startled.
The female thief wears a pair of jeans on her lower body, a short black jacket on her upper body, and a certain peaked cap on her head, the brim of which is pressed low.
He wears a large black mask on his face, and above the mask is a pair of large black sunglasses.
These two things almost cover the entire face, so that it is impossible to see what it looks like, but it is somewhat like the appearance of movie and television stars when they travel.
Pang Jindong and the female thief looked at each other, and after a while, the female thief asked, "You got into my car and asked me what I was going to do?"
"Is this your car?" Pang Jindong sneered, and asked the female thief in a mocking tone: "Are you afraid of being recognized by others, so you dress up like this?"
The female thief was stunned for a moment, and then admitted calmly: "Yes!"
"It seems that although you are very skilled, you are still very inexperienced. Let me teach you a little common sense for free, dry fitters, the dress must be as ordinary as possible to avoid attracting attention. Your image belongs to the non-mainstream, and it is easy to be discovered by Lei Zi and sent you to the hospital. ”
There are many black words for thieves in Pang Jindong's words, which were learned by Peng Yonghui, an informant under Jin Lingling, when he was sent to do errands, but he didn't expect it to come in handy at this time.
Pang Jindong originally thought that the other party would treat him as a peer after hearing this, but he didn't expect the female thief to scratch her head and ask strangely: "What are you talking nonsense?"
At this moment, Pang Jindong didn't know what to say, so he scratched his head like this, and after being stunned for a moment, another string of black words came out: "It seems that you are not a Buddha anymore, you should be riding a horse for the first time!"
"Hey, I don't understand what you're saying!" The female thief's voice suddenly raised, and she actually issued an eviction order to Pang Jindong, and her attitude was very polite: "This is my car, please leave immediately!"
Faced with this attitude of the female thief, Pang Jindong had no choice but to translate what he just said in the vernacular: "You should not be a habitual offender, but the first time you came out to steal a car." Although the technical skills are superb, it seems that I don't know how to disguise myself. It's so easy for the police to find out and put you in jail!"
"Huh?" The female thief's voice invisibly raised a lot, and despite the mask, Pang Jindong could also find that her mouth had grown bigger: "You said I stole the car?"
Pang Jindong shrugged his shoulders: "Did I wronged you?"
"Of course you have wronged me!" the female thief's voice revealed surprise and dissatisfaction, and she explained with a white face: "This is my own car, why should I steal it?"
was a female liar who refused to admit that she was a liar, and now she met a female thief who insisted on claiming the stolen goods as her own, Pang Jindong couldn't help but feel that the world was too crazy.
But the emotion can only be left in the heart, and what should be said is still to be said: "If this is your own car, why do you use the method of stealing the car to drive?"
"I ......" The female thief was stunned for a moment, then pinched her waist with both hands, and asked confidently: "How do you know that I used the technique of stealing a car?"
The girl casually threw the lily key on the workbench, and Pang Jindong yelled at the set of tools: "You think I don't know what a lily key is?"
"Do you know it's the master key?" The dissatisfaction in the female thief's tone disappeared, but the surprise multiplied: "You must be a thief, I want to call the police!" The female thief said as she took out her mobile phone and started dialing.
Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West" uses a nail rake as a weapon, and has a stunt, that is, he often pretends to be defeated, and then suddenly turns around to hit a rake, so as to defeat his opponent.
As a result, the world has the idiom of "beating a rake", which generally refers to a phenomenon in which it is clear that you have done something wrong, but you turn around and blame others.
The best at this technology in the world are Koreans, and although this female thief may not be Korean, she has the same style as Koreans.
Pang Jindong nodded, smiled and said, "It's okay if you turn yourself in, you can reduce your guilt, and I will save trouble." ”
Pang Jindong expected that the female thief would not really call out, and when the female thief heard this, she really put down the mobile phone and raised her head to look at Pang Jindong.
Even through the sunglasses, Pang Jindong could feel how surprised the female thief's gaze was, which made Pang Jindong even suspect for a moment that he might have wronged the other party.
But after thinking about it, Pang Jindong really couldn't find out the reason, why did a person steal his own car.
The female thief suddenly sneered and asked, "Are you trying to blackmail?"
"Do I feel like a blackmailer?"
The female thief took off her sunglasses, glanced up and down at Pang Jindong's line, and her tone was full of disdain: "I look like you!"
"Then I have to sue you that your feelings are wrong. It is said that women have a sensitive sixth sense, and I suggest that you don't rely too much on vision, it's best to close your eyes and feel it. ”
"Feel what? Feel if you're an extortionist?"
"Feel a sense of righteousness!"
"I'm bah!" Hearing Pang Jindong's words, the female thief giggled. She suddenly found that Pang Jindong was a very interesting person, so the impatience and anger just now disappeared, and instead she wanted to quarrel with Pang Jindong: "I'm still a thief, what's the matter? Don't you take a mouse - nosy!"
Although the female thief compared herself to a dog, Pang Jindong was not angry at all, but said with a smile: "Don't you know, cats don't catch rats anymore these days, and even a litter of cats and mice, the most common thing is that dogs take mice!"
"Ha!" Pang Jindong's self-cultivation made the female thief a little appreciative, and her nosy attitude made her a little helpless: "Say, what do you want?"
"I don't want anything, I just want you to return the car to its rightful owner. Pang Jindong shrugged his shoulders and continued: "I kindly remind you again, even if you refuse to return it, I will not hand you over to the police, but even if this kind of high-end car is stolen, it is difficult to find a place to sell the stolen goods." And there is a satellite positioning system in the car, the owner can immediately find the location of the car, and even lock the car immediately, locking you in the car and unable to get out. ”
"Hell, I forgot about this!" The female thief clenched her fists and slammed the steering wheel hard, looking very annoyed: "I knew I wouldn't drive this car out!"
This sentence made Pang Jindong a little confused, and he thought for a moment before finding the answer.
Pang Jindong believes that this female thief should have stolen this car a long time ago, and there is more than one stolen car in her hand, but she happened to drive this one out today.
Thinking that this was a habitual offender, Pang Jindong said coldly: "I advise you again, it's best to surrender and strive for leniency!"
The female thief smiled "hehe" and told Pang Jindong: "I sue you again, don't be nosy!"
"I'm really in charge of this idle business!"
"Are you sick?"
"It's not that I'm sick, it's that this society is sick, and everyone is blindly self-conscious and doesn't dare to meddle in things, which makes the social atmosphere so indifferent and degenerate. ”
"So you still like to be reasonable!"
"Let's be a little bit more reasonable, I admit that I'm bored, so I'm looking for some excitement. Smiling, Pang Jindong said again: "In order to catch you, I just let go of a liar!"
"Haha!" Pang Jindong's luck was really unexpected, the female thief laughed twice, and then asked: "Then why didn't you catch that liar, but came to arrest me?"
In addition, I think that ordinary deception is not coercive, and the deceived person is actually responsible for himself, but people may provoke you for no reason without any responsibility!
The female thief nodded: "You want me to turn myself in, right?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, then you can accompany me to the Public Security Bureau!" The female thief unexpectedly agreed to Pang Jindong's request, and also made an even more unexpected request: "Since I'm going to prison, I should go home and make arrangements, do you think it's okay?"
Pang Jindong's reaction was also unexpected by the female thief: "Human nature, of course you can!"
The female thief was dumbfounded by Pang Jindong's generosity, and was stunned for a while before asking tentatively: "Then you will accompany me back?"
"Well, I'm fine anyway!"
As soon as Pang Jindong's words fell, the female thief stepped on the accelerator suddenly, and with the screeching sound of the tires rubbing the ground, the car immediately drove onto the road.
Although the rhetoric just now made the female thief have a certain interest in Pang Jindong, she still hates Pang Jindong for meddling, which adds a lot of trouble to what should have been a very happy day.
She made up her mind in her heart, as soon as she returned home, she would immediately call out all the bodyguards at home and repair this guy with excessive moral sentiments.
However, in a flash of thought, the female thief felt very strange again, how could Pang Jindong have the courage to follow him back, and it seemed that he was not worried about being plotted by himself.
After thinking about it, the female thief came up with a plausible explanation for this courage, that is, Pang Jindong's head must have some shortcomings, and a normal person would definitely not be so nosy.
After determining this, the female thief began to imagine what kind of expression Pang Jindong would have when he was surrounded by his bodyguards, he might tremble, kneel down and beg for mercy, and even pee his pants in fright.
Thinking of these possibilities, the female thief couldn't help but "giggle" and laugh proudly, which made Pang Jindong cast a surprised look at her.
What the female thief didn't know was that when Pang Jindong decided to follow her home, he had already considered various possibilities, including the little trick in her heart.
It's just that Pang Jindong didn't care at all, and even suddenly had an idea, just like the abacus in the heart of a female thief, he really wanted to see a lively show.
Behind Pang Jindong, there were seven or eight agents of the National Security Bureau, each of whom had extraordinary skills, and it was not a problem for one person to deal with three or five strong men.