068 The combination of languages is ingenious!
"If you're in trouble, press this button. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" The officer closed the door and pointed to the bell at the door, "Even if you are extraordinary, the police officer on duty will not treat you specially." β
Before the words fell, Donald next door put down the barbell and said unhurriedly: "Can you add a few more pounds, this is too light." β
"It's time for dinner. The officer punched himself in the face and turned away.
When he closed the iron door and left the area, Donald finally turned around, and there was only a passage and two iron rods between him and his son.
"Good leather jacket. Donald laughed.
Lee Colin didn't know what expression to use to face Donald. It was obvious that this meeting was arranged, and even if Donald was still forbidden to meet with anyone other than the lawyer, no one could prevent Li Colin from confessing to the crime and being detained, and it could only be a wonderful coincidence that the other suspects were transferred, and as for the books, gym equipment, and other things in Donald's room, they must have been sent by the enthusiastic family members!
Donald Lee wasn't a handsome old man, but he was personable enough, his blonde hair was a little sparse, but he could barely take shape, and even if his facial muscles collapsed a little, his eyes were still full of sharpness, and no one could deny that he was a powerful guy. At this time, he was wearing an ordinary vest, he had just finished working out, and the complexion on his body was inevitably some unhealthy age spots, but the deltoid muscles on his arms were really not much worse than Li Colin.
He didn't give up on what was bound to come, like the people in the nursing home, but stuck to all his habits, including fitness, regular divorce and marriage.
"Is this?" said Li Collin, taking off his leather jacket and holding it in his hand, and trying to pass it to the next door through the gap in the railing, "a gentleman named John asked me to give you this leather jacket that he cherished the most, and by the way told you that he was jealous of you old bastard. β
Donald smiled and took the jacket, stroked it and looked at it: "It's not pure leather, it's leather, John was deceived." β
With that, he threw his jacket in the trash, then walked over to the sink and turned on the faucet: "It's not that I dislike John, it's just that this cheap thing has been around for too long, and I don't know how many bacteria and mites there are on it, so I have to stay away from them as much as possible." β
"Well, I'll pass on your thanks when I have a chance to see John again. "Li Colin sat on the bed in the cell, the cushion was more comfortable than expected," Matthew came with me, he didn't seem to be involved, and as for Kate, I can't judge. β
"It's always amazing to pass it on. Donald shook his head as he dripped hand sanitizer over his hand, "Of all the wives I have been with in trouble, I hate Kate the most, she is so boring, full of city and hypocrisy, and miraculously, Matthew has not inherited any of this." β
Donald rubbed his hands and looked at Li Collin, smiling: "My favorite is Faith, she is as simple as air, but you are full of tricks." β
Donald, the old pervert, is his current wife, Lee Colin's biological mother. Even though Faith was still shopping spree in places like Rome or Paris, it still couldn't stop Donald from falling in love with her!
"No, no, there aren't so many collections, it's just that after rethinking my life in the past two years, I decided to change my way of living. Li Colin waved his hand, he was about to start lying!" I realized that I couldn't live like Faith - I was a man. β
"I'm glad you realized that, you should teach Matthew more. Donald smiled as he turned off the faucet and wiped his hands on a white towel, "What does that say, you don't need to sow seeds in the garden, everything will grow." β
"Yes, unintentionally. β
"I wonder if you went back to make up for your ninth-grade English class. β
Donald was right! Li Colin spent almost two years making up for language classes! Chinese was troublesome enough, and he also had to consider English, so he had to combine the colloquialisms and idioms of the two languages to ensure that he was a cultured American.
For example, the phrase "blood is thicker than water" confided to Donald before seems to be very easy to express in English at first glance, but there is no word "thick" in English! The most appropriate word is "strong", which means strong and hard, and if Li Colin speaks English directly, it will become "blood is harder than water"! This will not only be puzzling, but will also expose himself to a certain extent!
What's even more terrifying is that Colin Lee is really an idiot, he can describe what is on a woman's chest in 100 ways, but there is no slightly deeper vocabulary like "blood is thicker than water" in his head. Li Colin had to re-study and dig up himself, and finally found that the word used to describe "thick" turned out to be "thicker"! This originally meant "thick"!
Therefore, ordinary people can't understand how hard Li Colin has to work hard to say the gorgeous rhetoric of "unintentionally inserting willows into the willows"!
Donald finally cleaned up the germs from John's jacket: "Seeing what you've been doing this week, I've got to admit I was wrong, Colin. β
"Man is not a sage. "Lee Colin is starting to show off his flowery rhetoric!
Donald smiled slightly, I accept your challenge, kid: "Yes, I just want to say, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and over the years I have tried to shape you, but it backfired. β
Lee Colin is very uncomfortable!
If placed in China, Donald's words are as obscure as classical Chinese.
Li Colin said embarrassedly: "Let's talk well, Donald, I admit that I only read the textbook of level 7." β
Donald picked up another towel and began to wipe the sweat from his body, "I remember those things, when you were in college, you wanted to start a business, as if you wanted to make a website. β
"Hook up. Li Colin nodded, "I want to make a dating website, not only social, people will also put it on it like a commodity, and there are other people's comments on him below, whether the work is good or not, whether it is big or not." β
"yes, I thought it was stupid, and the judiciary would be involved with you, not to mention the accusations against you by traditional people. β
"It wasn't my idea, I just went to a startup that was going to do this website. Li Colin also recalled what happened back then, "My identity is not a technician, but interactive experience design, because I have a lot of experience in this area. β
"Yes, I saw that your position was too low, so I bought that company directly and made you the boss. β
"I had a big fight with you after that, and I thought I was happy to do the interaction design work, and I hated being the boss so much that managing the company's finances drove me crazy, so I quit. Li Colin reminisced about what happened back then, there are actually some interesting places in it, "But there is a feature that is really great, if you are interested in sleeping with someone in the Facebook circle of friends, you can choose her, at this time she doesn't know, when she also chooses you, you will know each other's favor! This is very magical, for example, I and Swift are friends in the circle of friends, I chose her one day, only to suddenly find that she has been silently waiting for me to ask her out for two years!" Normally, we don't have the courage to meet friends, and we are afraid that it will be embarrassing to be rejected, but with this feature, both me and Swift can easily open our hearts and thighs!"
Donald suddenly showed a look of envy and surprise, an expression that should not have appeared on the old man's face: "You have made an appointment with Swift?! They say that she is the most sassy! She can sit on top of you and twist herself for an hour!"
"Not yet...... That's just a metaphor, don't get excited...... And I don't believe anyone can twist for an hour on her own, even if she has the stamina, I can't bear it. β
"Promise me, son, if you meet her one day, you must tell me!" Donald's expression was serious!
"Okay......" Li Colin deeply realized that he had never really understood his father in his life!
"I'm sorry, it's off-topic, it's all Swift's fault, it's too really sassy. Donald struggled to suppress his unwanted imagination and quickly returned to normal, "Do you know what happened after that?"
"After I leave that company?" Li Colin was actually still thinking about Swift in his head, whether she twisted her chest against herself, or her ass twisted against herself, but Li Colin couldn't help but say nothing, he was afraid that Donald wouldn't be able to stand such stimulation, he tried his best to return to normal, and guessed along Donald's question, "You sold that company?"
"I also sold the 'BWF' trademark. Donald shook his head sadly.
Human beings always have something in common, across race and language, for example, in Chinese, with the needs of people, there is a word called "about the gun", the same is true in English, "bwf" is the trademark registered by the company back then, the full name is "bang-with-friends",
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Cannon!
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Date!
What a difference!
Li Colin unconsciously added a new posture, and he couldn't help laughing: "So you did a loss-making business because of me?"
"It's even more stupid than you think, I thought I was just selling it to anyone, only to find out later that it was Zuckerberg who made the move, and now it's a heavyweight app. Who would have thought that the 'Appointment' is now worth a billion dollars, and I sold it for $1.8 million. β
"I really didn't expect that...... You know I don't need to make a date with software. "Li Colin is really surprised this time, is Colin Li a genius who is as wise as a fool! If he hadn't given up back then and insisted on making that software by himself, maybe Swift would have really twisted on it now! Half an hour forward, half an hour backward!
"There's something like that. Donald began to bend over and wipe his legs, "You were afraid that I would ruin some company, so you locked yourself in your studio after graduation and began to focus on your own art, and somehow made a bunch of weird electronic music and made a record. β
"Yes, I sold 100,000 copies in the first release, and I was so excited, I thought I was a genius!" Li Colin said, revealing a sadness that could not be concealed, "Later, I found out that you bought it all, and I was disheartened and retired from the music scene." β
One thing I have to admit is that Colin Lee was not born a bastard, to some extent he was forced to become a bastard by Donald, Donald's too arrogant care for his young son led him to give up on himself, Donald wanted to let the child go directly from "one" to "ten", but ignored that "two, three, four, five, six" is a process that a person must go through to grow up.
"Those records are still piled up in a warehouse somewhere, who would know that electronic music will really take the world by storm?" Donald showed a rare sense of guilt, "From my father's point of view, I just want you to succeed as soon as possible, become chairman or something, so that you can make a big difference, manipulate investments and strategize like me, but ignore that you may be a genius, and you may be able to rely on your own creativity to shake the earth!"
Don't think so!
I'm an idiot! I can't shake the earth! Just give me property so I can enjoy life! That hookup software and weird electronic music have nothing to do with my!