My left hand, right hand, a slow motion!

Right hand, left hand, slow motion replay!

This trick will make you happy!

Are you in love with me?

Now a battle between men is being staged, and one of the parties is fighting to the flesh, which can be said to show the beauty of pretending to be beautiful to the fullest, bringing an extremely beautiful audio-visual enjoyment to the audience!

"Awesome, my brother!" Zhou Qingxian said as he looked at the stage. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's too big, my brother!" Han Ba also looked at the stage and said.

is also a brother, why is the gap between the two sides so big?

Obviously, the winner is decided!

Brother Chong is defeated, Brother Fang wins!

Brother Chong: "When I go out, there will be no peace in the pretending world!"

Brother Fang: "Sure enough, it's still the case, it's just me, the most swinging!"

The picture at this moment is so beautiful that Han Chong can't bear to remember it many years later!

Han Chong was defeated very unjustly, and he was a little inexplicable, just like a boxing master, obviously his strength was much stronger than his opponent, and he actually lost the game when he was ahead of his opponent by a big score? !

"Lost, how could the ninth stage of the Tyrant's Qi lose against the seventh stage of the Hegemony's Qi?! What's more, Young Master Ben still has the domineering bloodline inheritance of the Yaoyang Clan, and has already stepped into the realm of talent with half a foot!"

Han Chong was hit hard, and he couldn't accept this cruel fact for a while!

After thinking about it for a while, Han Chong came to an astonishing conclusion: "Kong Fang cheated!"

"If you don't accept it, Young Master Ben doesn't accept it, you must have cheated! Either you have taken the forbidden medicine, or you have used an ancient oriental demon technique-cupping, which is said to stimulate the so-called power of the wilderness hidden in the human body!" Han Chong shouted.

"Cut, you belong to the apple, don't you cut it?

Kong Fang rode on Han Chong's body, and he didn't know when another gold brick appeared in his hand. That's right! Kong Fang was slapping Han Chong fiercely with the gold bricks in his hand, asking Han Chong to admit softly in front of everyone!

Fuck, why is this a hooligan fight again?

Kong Fang: "Say, do you want to take it?" or do you want to take it?"

Han Chong: "I don't accept it! You just don't accept it! You want me to obey you?

Kong Fang: "Cooked duck - hard mouth! Hard mouth, right? I let you have a hard mouth! I call you hard mouth! I see that you still have a hard mouth! Slap your stinky mouth!"

Han Chong: "Hmph! ”

Kong Fang: "Hey, the heat is not enough, you must continue to fight hard, I will make you unconvinced!"

Han Chong: "Convinced, convinced, really convinced! Brother stop fighting, I admit it, I recognize you as a big brother!"

Kong Fang: "No, I must be so handsome, and you are so ugly!"

Han Chong: "Uh......"

"This is too much of a failure, Lao Tzu is willing to take the initiative to be a little brother, but he is still disliked!"

If you were Han Chong, would you think like this?

But there is no if, so shouldn't you be rejoicing? At least there is still salvation, and Lao Tzu (Niang) is not too much of a failure to be a man!

Failure is the mother of success!

Some classmates often make a fuss about this sentence, and once half-jokingly encouraged each other and said: "Failure is success, it, come on!"

In history class, Xiao Ming volunteered to raise his little hand and asked, "Teacher, is Zheng Chenggong's mother called failure?"

Today's failure does not mean that it will also fail in the future, and every time the curtain ends, it is only for the next time to rise more brilliantly. Come on, you must do it!

Although it seems that Han Chong is a very failure to be a man, this does not mean that he cannot correct it in the future, as long as he can correct it in time, he can still become a good student!

Lost boy, wake up quickly! After all, you are young and frivolous and ignorant, so stop and correct it before you make a big mistake, and everyone will still forgive you!

"Wake up, wake up, wake up!"

There was a sudden commotion in the audience, as if someone had fainted!

Kong Fang would never have thought that the guy who fainted under the stage at this moment was still an acquaintance, it was Han Ba who had his arm discounted during the day. (Auditory hallucinations: "How can it be Han Ba? Didn't I just praise him for his tenacious vitality to be comparable to Xiaoqiang, why can't this person stand up to praise like this!)

"Sure enough, it still doesn't work, the patient is very weak but has to come to watch the battle, probably because he can't accept the result for a while, right?

After listening to the words of the school doctor, knowing that Han Ba's classmates were fine, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

As if to verify the school doctor's diagnosis, Han Ba suddenly woke up and threatened: "Bullshit gold student, you can only play shameless tricks, I will definitely find someone to knock you down the trash, let's see!"

Seeing that Han Ba was as active as Xiaoqiang again, everyone couldn't cry or laugh, and he made such a fuss, Kong Fang's victory was not so shocking!

Seeing that Han Ba was such a dick, he dared to openly call Ban Kong Fang, and some students were unconvinced: "Cut, little Daoer! Senior Kong Fang has already developed his pretense into invisible, how can you be compared to your nonsense, and you don't take a mirror to look at yourself a few catties and taels!"

What's more, he directly taught Han Badao in person: "I have an old friend who is like you, and now the grave is grassy." There are no wooden coffins in the grave, and I advise you not to learn from my old friends. So as not to get the bones incomplete, see you still see my old friends. It hurts, it hurts!"

Good poem, this forced pretending has reached the point of full score, I am not lonely, pretending to force the world to double the talent!

The meaning of this poem is that you are such a dick, and you will die early and be crushed and scattered, like a friend of mine.

Haha! Kong Fang secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Fuck, God assists! This troll assist is no worse than the pretending effect of the paralyzing ring!"

That's right, that's it! The function of the "pretending to force the artifact" paralysis ring cannot be ignored, every time the hole side can suddenly crush the opponent strongly, the paralysis ring has made a miraculous achievement, and its existence is tailored for the "pig's foot" hole square.

If you think that the reason why Kong Fang was able to suddenly and cleanly beat Han Chong was only because he had a "pretending to be an artifact" paralysis ring to cheat in secret to show his might, then you are very wrong!

If you really think so, you can only say that you have been deceived, this hole is a big ghost!

According to Wanda's guess, Kong Fang's strength is unfathomable, far from what a Han Chong can deal with, Han Chong is at best just playing a whetstone for Kong Fang, through this battle, Kong Fang has made a breakthrough, if he is not miscalculated, Kong Fang has reached the peak of the talented field through this battle, and has comprehended the most terrible absolute prophecy in this door!

Kong Fang secretly pretended to be forced: "Hey! Nima's strength is so strong, but he is still pretending to be forced! How can this make other people mess up? It's really unpleasant to think of a pervert like me, there are still six people!"

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