"Since then, we have been more strict in the selection and re-education of teachers, and ability is still secondary, and teacher ethics is the most important. ”

Hearing this, Liao Xuebing was very happy, "ability is not important" Yunyun, he himself has not studied normal, it is really nerve-wracking to really take the exam, if you pay attention to the ethereal and nihilistic teacher's morality, you can put it on. "President Liu, I have been educated in tradition since I was a child, I am self-reliant, respect the old and love the young, unite my colleagues, and respect the leadership. I think that under your teaching, I will be able to do a good job as a teacher. He said solemnly, without a trace of expression on his face, as if it was a solemn oath at the swearing-in meeting.

"Well, that's a good point. Principal Liu nodded: "You also know, Shide doesn't say that there is, what is your name?"

"Mr. Principal, my name is Liao Xuebing. ”

"Xiao Liao, I would like to see your teaching qualifications and resume. ”

Liao Xuebing suddenly poured down like a waterfall with sweat on his head, "Mr. Principal, this, this, I came in a hurry today and forgot to bring it." Why don't you let me take classes for a few days, and I'll give you the qualification. ”

The principal frowned: "Classes are a serious matter, you can't be so childish!"

"I, I ......" nonsense, how could he have thought that being a teacher would be so troublesome? In a hurry, the sensitive, sensual, and delicate side of schizophrenia was displayed, and he looked around, and saw a pair of scribbled single couplet calligraphy on the wall, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said: "The world is vast, time is rising, I can't keep my face and jade appearance, I can't take away the white and gold, rich as Shi Chong, precious as Yang Su, and green beads and red breeze are here today? Principal, let me tell you the truth, I actually just graduated from college and have no teaching certificate, but I used to study liberal arts, and I am very confident as a Chinese teacher. ”

Calligraphy and couplets are also the old principal's love, the couplet has been left for a long time, he has not been on the side, heard Liao Xuebing mentioned, said with interest: "The writing is so messy, I can't imagine that you can understand it." It's a pity that I haven't come up with such a pair of upper couplets. What's the matter? You're also a lover of couplets? It's rare to see young people nowadays. He didn't think about it for a while, and felt that Liao Xuebing was just mentioning it in passing to please himself.

This couplet Liao Xuebing had originally seen it once at his uncle's house in his hometown, because it was very good, because he remembered it clearly, and he had already made up his mind in his heart, and said with a smile: "Mr. Principal, I have a couplet, I don't know if the work is neat, 'The green mountains are stacked, the green water is melting, the Chu Gorge and Qinguan are not exhausted, and the heart is not satisfied with the sea, the wisdom is like Zhou Yu, the courage is like Xiang Yu, and the Wujiang Chibi is empty! 'How do you listen?'

The old principal's brain was like a lightning strike, and he shouted: "Wonderful, wonderful! Xiao Liao, the person who continues this next link is really good at writing, admire and admire." I don't know who wrote it?"

"Mr. Principal, you are too award-winning, I am a student of Chinese, a few years ago, I looked at ancient Chinese works, I felt something, and I inadvertently came up. Liao Xuebing did not hesitate to take his uncle's achievements for himself.

In the minds of a traditional literati, literary literacy is one of the criteria for measuring the quality of a person's character, and the principal's favor for him immediately increased greatly, and after thinking for a moment, he said: "If you are really capable, I will consider letting you try it for a month." ”

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and a bearded man with dark eyes came in: "Headmaster, I have something to tell you." Suddenly seeing Liao Xuebing beside him, he couldn't help but change his face and shouted: "Principal, it's him, get him out!"

This person is none other than Qiu Daqi, the director of discipline whose head was stuffed into the garbage can.

Liao Xuebing was also taken aback, his heart was as cold as an air conditioner, and he sank.

"Calm down, Director Qiu, what's going on?" After the principal finished speaking, he pinched his nose and said, "Director Qiu, it seems that there is no labor class today, right?

"I was just teaching a student who had broken the school rules, and he, he rushed over and beat me, very savagely. I heard him say that he wanted to be a teacher, how could such a dregs of society be a teacher? I was afraid that you would be deceived by him, so I hurriedly came to stop you. Qiu Daqi touched his bruised forehead, glared at Liao Xuebing angrily, and when he turned his head to face the principal, he turned into a deferential face again.

The other side of Liao Xuebing's schizophrenic personality makes him have a melancholy poetic temperament, and he smiled: "How can I hit someone for no reason? Besides, if I really fight, I can't be his opponent." The two stood side by side, Qiu Daqi was tall and burly, Liao Xuebing was like a little lamb shivering in the cold wind compared to him, not to mention that his beard was extremely powerful, anyone who saw it would think: "You Qiu Daqi can pinch him to death with one hand, and you talk nonsense about being beaten by him, the joke is too big." ”

The principal had this kind of thought, and said with a dumb smile: "Director Qiu, the weather is too hot, you are suffering from heat stroke, right?" There is mung bean soup in the freezer, you take it out and drink it." ”

Qiu Daqi said: "I ......"

Liao Xuebing preemptively said: "Indeed, the weather is very hot, just now I asked for directions at the school gate, and saw Director Qiu punching and kicking a student, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but Director Qiu saw me and wanted to fight, I had to escape, Director Qiu accidentally hit the garbage bin and tripped to the ground, and I was able to escape." ”

The principal smelled the sour smell of garbage on Qiu Daqi's body, and he believed it in his heart, and sighed: "Director Qiu, I know that you have always been vicious and hateful, but you also have to change your fiery personality." A few days ago, a student's parents complained that you had physically punished several students, is this really the case?"

Qiu Daqi was hindered by the school rules, and he did not dare to physically punish the students, but the disguised corporal punishment, I don't know how much he did, a few days ago, the students in the second class of the third year of high school were noisy in class, lawless, he punished a few of the most noisy people in the corridor to carry a bucket and punish the one-legged penalty, such a trivial matter, parents also came to complain, is there still heavenly reason? Is there still Wang Fa?

He shouted: "Headmaster, wronged, really wronged, those parents who dot on their children are too disrespectful, dare to slander me, don't they know that they will fall into hell after death? Besides, those students are really not good, and if they don't discipline them much, they will only be food in prison in the future, and I am also for their good." ”

When the principal heard his tone, he understood that corporal punishment of students was indeed true, and opened the handout book and said: "It's not right for you to do this, I have already said that we must have teacher ethics and educate them with love." You see, corporal punishment of students is still justified, you know? They are still so young, they still have so many years to live, and some of them have a future for development, and you can't do things that affect their thinking bias because you already like and dislike. Be a loving person, be a teacher not only with love, but also be patient, if you teach them well, will they not listen? If they still don't listen, won't you teach again? If they still don't listen, won't you teach again?......"

Liao Xuebing and Qiu Daqi were dizzy when they heard this, and their legs and feet were weak: the old man is too pedantic, and he can laugh more than Tang Seng, if he is replaced by the situation of the man who was beaten in the bar last night, God knows if he will think so.

Liao Xuebing patted Qiu Daqi on the shoulder vigorously and said with a smile: "Director, do you hear me, you are a quick-tempered person to be patient! I heard my father say that when he was a child, my grandfather sharpened his temperament, so he asked him to push and grind, and he had to grind a plate of tofu every day. Later, my father sharpened my temperament and asked me to copy the Tao Te Ching once a day, copy it with a brush, and repeat it if I made a mistake. Over time, I feel like I've grown a lot. ”

"Yes, Xiao Qiu, you're too anxious, it's time to grind. In this case, you should copy the "Teacher's Morality and Cultivation" ten times, and bring it to me tomorrow for examination, and it will be regarded as a punishment for this matter. The principal felt that Lao Liao's words were very reasonable.

Qiu Daqi was so hateful that he almost gritted his teeth, and said loudly: "I admit the punishment, but I still insist on my opinion, this person can't be a teacher, he will definitely ruin the reputation of the school." ”

Seeing that he was very resolute, the principal hesitated, Liao Xuebing was a bit literate, but a couplet does not mean that he has the ability to teach, not to mention that he doesn't even have a teacher qualification certificate, how can he be convincing?

"Surnamed Qiu, don't let me run into you on Suzaku Street. Liao Xuebing cursed in his stomach and said in frustration: "Okay, I will get a teaching certificate." Director Qiu, patiently write your "Teacher's Ethics and Cultivation". ”

The principal was also a little helpless: "This ...... This ......"

Qiu Daqi hurriedly said: "Principal, you can't keep him, he is definitely a big disaster!"

Looking at this situation, it has become a fragment in "Journey to the West", Qiu Daqi is the Monkey King, and he does everything possible to protect the principal, the principal is Tang Seng, and Liao Xuebing is the white bone spirit who lured the principal to be fooled.

The door was pushed open again, and in walked in a white lady with a pan-headed, a short skirt suit, and ******** shoes, who looked at them and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, did I disturb you?"

"No, no, Mrs. Smith, please do anything. "Mr. Principal, who was as steady as a loyal elder just now, his eyes lit up, and the light was shining, where was the original old and dizzy appearance? Although he had forcibly concealed the focus of his gaze, the sensitive Liao Xuebing could still find that the old principal was looking at Mrs. Smith, who was forty or fifty years old and had an elegant and calm smile.

The crow's feet at the corners of Mrs. Smith's eyes and the wrinkles on her forehead, as well as her sagging and aging skin, do not hide her mature and charming temperament, which is a temperament that has experienced everything in the world and embraces everything, and any woman who has not reached this age can not pretend.