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A heavyweight organization has been quietly established.

The first 12 members gathered in the private rooms of the café, 10 of whom were women, and two of whom were indistinguishable from each other.

Everyone looked at the woman sitting in the middle.

The woman is a little fat, with cute hairpins, and she is a very cute fat girl on weekdays, but now she has a calm and serious complexion, and she is full of faith in everything.

"Now, I announce......" came the fat girl's weak voice, "the Watchmen of the Stewed God Organization has been officially established. ”

She said, raising her right hand: "Please raise your hands and take the oath together." ”

The other 11 people raised their right hands at the same time and made a complex gesture with her, extending their index fingers more than the gesture of "six".

The gesture of the thumb, little thumb, and index finger stretched out at the same time is full of beauty and beauty.

All 12 swore at the same time.

"The long night is coming, and I will keep watch from tonight until I die. ”

"I might fall in love, get married, have children. ”

"I may have a family, I may start a business, I will grow old. ”

"But the belief in the stewed god is buried deep in my heart, and I will not be swerving in this life. ”

"I will do my duty and die in my life. ”

"I am the sword in the darkness, the guard in the opinion of opinion, the flame against slander, the light at dawn, the trumpet that awakens the sleeper, the shield that guards the gods. ”

"I give my life and glory to the God of Stew. ”

"Tonight, night and night. ”

Everyone lowered their right hands at the same time.

The fat girl looked around at the 11 members with some excitement: "From now on, we are comrades." ”

Everyone was equally excited.

The fat girl followed and said: "Comrades are not inferior, but there must always be someone to unite everyone, in the future, please call me 'one'." ”

"Understood, according to the seat, I should be 'two'. ”

"I'm 'three'. ”

After determining the title, the fat girl's expression became serious again.

"Sitting here, we first have to clarify a few principles. ”

"First, the god of stew, is the god of man, he does not belong to anyone alone, even if he is united with some people, it is only temporary, physical. Therefore, we do not interfere in the life of the god of stew, and we also take a protective attitude towards the lovers of the god of stew, so that the god can be happier. ”

"This is the first principle, our spiritual principle. ”

Eleven people nodded at the same time, guarding the happiness of the god and making his life better, this must be the principle.

"Second, the god is not just the beauty of appearance, his talent is the most important beauty, his ball skills, his paintings, his speeches, all have the light of divinity. There is no doubt that the god will be attacked by some despicable mortals, and some people who cannot understand the talent of the god will be jealous of him and try to harm him, which is what we can expect from the long night that is coming. For the time being, the god is still a mortal body, and he can't deal with so many people, and this is the time for us to play a role as the 'Watchman of the God of Stew'. ”

"We have to silently guard the god of stew, to fight back against those villains who hurt the god of stew in bad words. ”

"We can't publicize our existence, and we can't do what ordinary idols 'brain-dead fans' do, which will only blacken the gods. ”

"We bury love, deep in our hearts, silently watch in the middle of the night, and we must ask ourselves three questions before we take action and speak out. ”

The fat girl held up three fingers.

"First, does it work? ”

"Second, will it cause trouble for the gods? ”

Third, if you are unsure about the above two points, please consult with the members of the organization. ”

This is the second principle, the principle of our actions - good for God. ”

Everyone nodded at the same time with excited expressions, yes, if you say some brain-dead words like those shallow idol brainless fans, and use some radical behaviors to support the braised god, not only will you not help the braised god, but you will also be hacked.

Among the people sitting here, there were ten students from Jida University and two students from the Academy of Fine Arts, all of whom were mature people with high quality and brains, so naturally they would not make these mistakes.

The fat girl sighed, and then said: "The last principle is the principle of our organizational development, we must draw a line with the fan groups and support groups that will inevitably appear in the society in the future, they are superficial resources, and they are the capital of the gods to ascend to the altar, and they are responsible for cheering." And we are responsible for solving the problems that the gods don't have the energy to solve, and the problems that the gods can't help to solve. ”

"The deep understanding of the 'beauty' of the god of stew brings us together, we have the same ideas and ideas, and we want to make sure that in the future, when the organization absorbs new members from society, these ideas, these ideas, these principles, are unbreakable. For the members of the organization, we must be selective, rather than overkill, rather than become those fan groups in society. ”

"Yes, that's especially important. A girl from the Academy of Fine Arts raised her hand with an angry expression, "One, I think there is already this trend, in our academy, some people who obviously don't know 'beauty' also echo the praise of the work of the god of stew, "The Last Pure Land", they are not worthy of praising the god of stew at all!"

"Seven, please calm down. The fat girl raised her hand steadily, and said with a kind smile, "The beauty of the stewed gods, both elegant and vulgar, whether it is a top artist or a homeless man, you can experience his beauty, but everyone is in a different realm." The purpose of the Watchman is to bring together those of us who are conscious to ensure the ultimate happiness of the god and to ensure that his beauty is promoted. ”

A male and female boy raised his hand and said, "Thank you...... Thank you for letting me into the organization, although it feels like it's not appropriate for a boy to be here, but we have the same beliefs, some people are against me coming in, it's 'One' who helped me say something, thank you all for accepting me. ”

The fat girl nodded and smiled: "The beauty of the stewed gods transcends gender and age, and perhaps in the future, it will also transcend species." Although we have high requirements for our members, gender, race, and even biological phylum, class, and class will never be our selection criteria. With the increase in the level of technological development, it is likely that artificial intelligence, mutant orangutans or aliens will join, and we have already opened the door to brainstorming. ”

"Worthy of one!"

"The understanding of the beauty of the stewed gods is perhaps the most extreme. ”

"Although aliens, crossing species sounds a bit absurd, but at the same time, it also confirms the depth of 'one'. ”

"Alright. The fat girl waved her hand and said, "I'll talk about it later, let's solve the two troubles in front of us first, and ask 'three' to explain the situation." ”

A bespectacled girl who looked very well-behaved nodded and spoke: "Although the fame of the god is still very limited, there are now two filthy flames attacking the god of stew. One is that after the football game, some people slandered the stewed god as hype, and those small videos were added with stunts. ”