Forest park, somewhere in a secluded wood.

Pei Nanman's cold and nice voice: "Qin Ze, I don't want you to wear a condom." ”

Qin Ze's distressed tone: "No, Sister Man, it's safe to wear a condom, and if you don't wear a condom, you will die." ”

The sunlight passed through the branches and leaves, sprinkling fine spots of light on the ground, Pei Nanman wiped the fine sweat on his forehead, and hummed: "Don't wear a condom, wearing a condom is not stimulating." ”

Qin Ze said resolutely: "No, it's just too exciting, if I don't wear it, I won't be able to hold on for a minute." ”

Pei Nanman sneered: "You promised me, you will listen to whatever I say, I don't want you to wear a condom." ”

Qin Ze was beaten to death: "If you don't let me wear it, I won't stab it." ”

Pei Nanman waved his hand and slapped him, and said angrily: "You men talk like farts?"

Qin Ze was silent.

This kind of thing must wear a condom, otherwise it will cause death, and he doesn't want to be led so early.

Sister won't agree, Sister Zijin won't agree, and his little teddy won't agree.

Pei Nanman said disdainfully: "Waste, bad seeds." ”

The park staff looked at them with a confused expression, and said unhappily: "If you two want to help, if you want to help, don't disturb our work." ”

Twenty or thirty meters ahead, on a tall tree, among the green branches and leaves, hung a hornet's nest.

Recently, a tourist was stung by a wasp in the forest park, and the staff investigated and found the hornet's nest here.

This thing is very harmful, aggressive, and a sting, can make people hurt for a long time, the emergency response is to apply soapy water, because the poison of the wasp is acidic, with alkaline soapy water can neutralize the toxicity, relieve the pain.

Qin Ze said angrily: "It's not you who is up, don't say cool things." ”

happened to be seen by Qin Ze and Pei Nanman and others who were passing by.

Pei Nanman pointed to the hornet's nest and said, "You poke it down, and I, an old woman, won't care about what happened last night." Poke the hornet's nest and sink the Huangpu River, you choose. ”

Qin Ze patted his chest and said no problem, so easy~

Pei Nanman didn't insist any longer, and watched Qin Ze put on cotton gloves and a hood with a cotton net hanging down, as well as a military coat with the help of the staff.

Then he carried the ladder and walked towards the hornet's nest in a majestic manner.

Pei Nanman's side, not only Pei Ziqi, Li Donglai, brother and sister, Chen Qingyuan, a group of teenagers and girls, but also Zhang Yihang.

They had just separated from the elders, after all, it was not interesting at all to wander around with the elders as if they were visiting the forest park, and the young people preferred to play on their own.

And Pei Nanman asked Mrs. Li to push it out, and Mrs. Li said: You young people go to play together and enhance your relationship.

Pei Nanman couldn't refuse, so he followed a group of juniors to play alone, and brought Qin Ze with him by the way.

Qin Zezheng was fighting with a group of bigwigs, and he was not restrained at all, after all, he was a young man who had fought with the old man of the Wang family and talked about it.

This scene will definitely hold.

Salted Fish Ze is no longer the original salted fish, this year, he has cultivated unparalleled self-confidence, and no one has said that his temperament is not worthy of his handsomeness.

It's like a guy who plays games, and he doesn't get scared when he sees anyone.

Zhang Yihang is of ordinary height, but he is very burly and has a fierce temperament.

It's just that his slightly pale face spoils his macho image.

Zhang Yihang accompanied Pei Nanman, looked at Qin Ze's back from afar, and said with a smile: "This young man is very interesting. ”

Pei Nanman replied politely: "Well, the amount of alcohol is better." ”

Zhang Yihang suddenly felt bad.

He woke up this morning, his head hurting like it was going to crack, and he thought for a long time about who he was and why he slept in the hotel.

Thinking back to last night, a cup of two pots choked tears......

They were all forced by this young man.

When I woke up this morning and had breakfast at the hotel, I found a few people at the same table last night and knocked a few words on the side. He expected it well, Pei Nanman's relationship with this young man was really unusual.

As for what it is, he knows more than those guys.

The old man of his family has a good relationship with Li Jianye, and this time he came to Shanghai to play, but he actually came to go on a blind date.

The old lady took the lead, and sent a photo of Pei Nanman a few years ago, and Zhang Yihang fell in love with it at a glance. Even if you know that people have been divorced and don't mind at all, it really doesn't matter if you are divorced or not in these years, which young people nowadays don't have a few exes?

Zhang Yihang himself has been divorced and has a son who has not yet gone to elementary school, and has followed him after the divorce. So whether Pei Nanman can have children or not, he also doesn't care, and even feels relieved, if he doesn't have children, even if he is a stepmother, he won't be too bad for his stepson.

When I saw Pei Nanman last night, Zhang Yihang was amazed by her, more beautiful than in the photo, more mature, and with a unique temperament.

Such a woman is not an ordinary small family jasper, and only such a woman is worthy of his family background.

At his level, he needs a woman with enough aura to set off.

You want to marry a little jasper who is shy and inferior everywhere you go, no matter how beautiful you are, you will lose your share.

Probably because of the old lady's face, Pei Nanman was always polite to him and smiled a lot, but there was a faint alienation.

It's not like a blind date.

Zhang Yihang thought about it for a long time, until he heard the conversation just now, and he thought that maybe it was because of that young man.

At this moment, something suddenly went wrong in front of me.

Qin Ze finally climbed to the top along the herringbone ladder and reached the hornet's nest, but when he took off the hornet's nest, it was probably because the gloves were too thick, there was no feel, and the force was too strong.

Pei Nanman, a group of people not far away, watched the hornet's nest under Qin Ze's hands, and it shattered with a click.

The material of the hornet's nest is mud, which is already fragile, and it instantly poured Qin Ze's face.

This is a hornet's nest...... I always think this rhetorical device is weird.

In the blink of an eye, the swarm was boiling and buzzing.

Qin Ze screamed, jumped directly from the herringbone ladder more than two meters high, and ran towards Pei Nanman with his head covered.

Pei Nanman's face changed.

The staff not far away scolded "it" and ran away.

The enemy has five seconds left to arrive at the battlefield, and they will not be crushed if they don't run.

Pei Ziqi and several teenagers and girls were also frightened, screaming and fleeing in all directions.

Zhang Yihang said in his heart, it's time for me to behave.

Pulling Pei Nanman's hand, full of manliness: "Run ...... me"

After speaking, he was stunned, he didn't pull his hand, and in his sight, Pei Nanman was running on a peerless horse, and his low heels were crackling.

It's fast.

Was this woman a former sprinter?

This thought rose in Zhang Yihang's heart, and suddenly there was a buzzing sound in his ears, and a wasp fell on his head, and then his scalp stinged.

The enemy is coming, and if you don't run, you will really be crushed.

Zhang Yihang caught up with Pei Nanman with his head covered.

......

Ten minutes later, in the pavilion outside the racecourse, a group of people were standing or sitting, with palpitations.

The staff of the park sent soapy water, and there were not many people who were stung by wasps, but Qin Ze was one of them, and there were two teenagers, a girl, and the staff member before, and then Zhang Yihang.

The staff had 10,000 words in their hearts that MMP wanted to say, but they knew that the identity of this group of people was unusual, so they endured it.

You said it's okay, what are you messing around?

Is it fun?

It's not fun at all, Lao Tzu's head hurts.

Qin Ze sat in the gazebo, took off his short sleeves, and his sturdy and well-proportioned figure made the little girls' hearts flutter, and their eyes lingered, going in and out.

It's the one on the left chest, bulging up a big bag, which doesn't look very harmonious.

Chen Qingyuan stood aside, but his heart hurt, and he wished that the hornet was stinging his chest.

The matter of helping his sweetheart apply soap and water was originally a matter of intransigence, but Pei Nanman took the lead, and Chen Qingyuan was unhappy in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word.

How old is Aunt Pei, why don't you know your own weight, a man's chest, can you touch it casually?

Pei Nanman personally helped him wipe the soapy water, "Does it still hurt?"

Qin Ze was flattered, "It's much better." ”

Pei Nanman frowned and said, "Why is it so swollen?"

Wild wasps, poisonous.

Although he wore a military coat, he had seams after all, and this kind of thing was more terrible than the Pippi eel, and it was pervasive.

When Qin Ze escaped, he was accidentally drilled into it for a while, and he escaped to the pavilion before taking the time to slap it to death.

The amount of injections is scary, otherwise, how could it be such a big bag.

Pei Ziqi sneered on the side: "This breast looks like a woman." ”

Qin Ze looked at her and smacked back: "Then you don't have low self-esteem, this chest looks the same as a man." ”

Pei Ziqi was furious and kicked over with her little feet.

Qin Ze blocked it with his foot, and the dead girl stumbled and almost fell.

After being wronged, he moved to his parents, and he wanted to cry: "Auntie, he bullied me." ”

Pei Nanman glanced at Qin Ze with disgust.

Qin Ze grinned and lightly touched the swollen bag on his left chest, which was still a little stinging.

Are wild wasps so poisonous?

He glanced at his crotch.

I suddenly had a bold idea.

No, no, eighteen centimeters is scary enough, this idea is still very immature and cannot be implemented, otherwise Su Yu will cry.

Seeing the staff's resentful look, Qin Ze walked to the edge of the pavilion, sat on the steps, and handed over a cigarette: "I'm sorry, I messed it up." ”

I'm a Haze-king, but I'm not an all-rounder, and I occasionally make mistakes.

The staff was very young, in their twenties, and said insincerely: "Understand, understand, play with your girlfriend." ”

Pei Nanman is very well maintained, both mature and beautiful, and fashionable and young, you can't tell that she is thirty years old at all.

In fact, a woman in her thirties is the most beautiful stage of her life.

The most attractive age in a woman's life is from six to ten, twenty-five to thirty-five.

Otherwise, how could there be two camps of Lolita and Royal Sister Control.

Young women are pretty, but not seductive.

In this world, only Lori and Sister Yu are eternal.

Something like sister control, crooked and heretical.

After a brief chat, the staff found that Qin Ze was very gentle and easy to get along with, and he didn't have the posture of a big star at all.

He had already recognized Qin Ze's identity, and he moved slightly (crossed out and started over), slightly excited.

But he doesn't chase stars much, so he didn't make too much fuss.

Unless his sister Qin Baobao, he will be very excited to sign an autograph, and then post it on Moments to show off that he has obtained the signature of the goddess, and maybe he will take a photo or something.

Everyone is a man, so what's there to be excited about.

One world, one dream.

Same gender, same JJ.

Qin Ze said helplessly: "Yes, don't look at her very serious, occasionally she will be not serious, I mean more willful." ”

The staff smoked depressedly: "But I'm unlucky, I have to be scolded by the manager when I turn around, and my head hurts." ”

Qin Ze's eyes lit up: "Sichuan lewdness?"

"Hmm. ”

"I always like the Sichuan version of Mandarin, and I think it's very foreign. ”

"What's so foreign. ”

"It's really foreign, and for the first time, I heard Mandarin out of the effect of a talk show. ”

“......”

"What's my brother's last name?"

Xu felt that Qin Ze was too down-to-earth, and the chat was more hilarious, and the staff threw him a small wink, hehe smiled: "The north wind blows, the autumn breeze is cool, whose wife guards the empty house, I will help you if you have difficulties, I live next door and my surname is Wang." ”

Qin Ze laughed.

The staff laughed too.

Qin Ze lightly fanned his scalp, "Speak well." ”

There is no Lao Wang next door to me, but my wife's surname is Wang.