"Professor, I'm still ......"

"Oops, I've already instructed the people in the engineering department to pull the internal network cable, and the download speed is more than a dozen trillion at will, and you can browse the internal academic website casually!"

"......" Li Yanhu's body was shocked, and he couldn't help but look at Professor Yan Jiji again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wise and foolish, he knows his demands very well, is steady and ruthless, and sees through everything while talking and laughing.

"Do you need to pull an extra interface?" Professor Yan asked, "Reminder, this kind of network can't set up a router." ”

"......" Li Yang is facing a huge conflict between personal dignity and interest needs, if it is his father, it has begun to split at this time, but fortunately, his mother is a kind and pragmatic person, which allows Li Yang to accept a dirty transaction on a certain scale, "Cheng ...... Deal. ”

What a terrible grandchild.

is worthy of a high-end academic family, and there is still a long way to go, so don't be arrogant anymore.

Yan Ji didn't forget to lean over and whispered: "Do a little favor and let her say 'I love your grandfather' before leaving." ”

Li Yan twitched.

Tang Yuluo looked at the two of them vigilantly: "Are you talking about something strange?"

"I can't do it. Li Yan vetoed the deal, "Although I am eager for the internal network, I can't fulfill this perverted request." ”

"You misunderstood, it is reasonable for granddaughter to say 'I love your grandfather'. Professor Yan's face flushed.

"There are many kinds of love, and I'm sure the one you think doesn't make sense. ”

"Look...... Yuluo can only stay here for a year, and after she leaves, the engineering department and the information department will definitely remove the network. ”

“……”

"Thank you for your hard work, classmate Li Yan, I am optimistic about you, you are really not an ordinary student. Yan Luji instructed his granddaughter, "Things like eating will be handed over to classmate Li Yan." Although he is not as smart as you, he is older than you, and he should be respected. ”

Tang Yuluo nodded in response.

"Ah, don't worry about it this time!" Professor Yan Luji smiled with satisfaction, "I'm back in the teaching and research department." ”

"Wait a minute, Professor. Li Yan suddenly remembered something, "I recently received news that the school may want to take back the club's fixed activity room. ”

"Huh, that's going to be difficult......"

"Can you ......?"

"I never interfere with the stuff in the Registrar's Office. Yan Luji frowned and said, "I remember when I was studying, this kind of thing was for the student union to deal with. ”

"Can't rely on your side to speak?" Li Yan shook his head helplessly, "Then at least, please support me as the dean to run for the president of the student union, it's always okay." ”

"The student union election is an internal matter of the students, and I don't participate in it, come on!" Professor Yan left happily.

My heart is really big.

Why do these nasty people always have principles in inexplicable places!

Li Yan and Tang Yuluo looked at each other, since they stayed, they had to abide by the rules here.

"Jopha 3. Li Yan raised his finger.

Tang Yuluo interrupted instantly: "No." ”

"......," Li said, "we need a way of communication to resolve the demands and grievances of both sides." ”

"Say it with your mouth. ”

"That's right, that's why I propose the three chapters of the covenant......"

"Nope. ”

"That's good...... So...... I would like to offer a few ideas in the hope that we can reach some kind of tacit understanding. Li Yan had to lower the required standards. There is no doubt that he completely failed in the first internal exchange, and he tried to suppress Tang Yuluo with his status as the king of this field, but she easily saw through it and proposed to communicate on an equal footing.

This time, Tang Yuluo did not deny it.

"First, don't use the amplifier equipment to disturb the other party. ”

"Agreed, if the other person is there, you need to wear headphones. ”

It seems that it is still possible to communicate.

Li Yan continued: "Second, I have the responsibility to take you to the place where you eat, but I will not be responsible for your food expenses. ”

Tang Yuluo frowned and asked: "Paying for the treat is a statement that a man wants to sleep with a woman, can I understand that you are making an AA system reverse statement?"

"Wait...... I need to turn my brain......" Li Xuan had to think at high speed.

Tang Yuluo reminded: "Actually, we can go another way, I am fully capable of taking care of your food expenses, and I am not excluded from this matter." ”

"So, according to your ......theory," Li Yan also asked rhetorically, "Can I understand that this is a statement that you want to sleep with me?"

"Hmm......" Tang Yuluo fell into a tangle.

She's never struggled with it!

In terms of linguistic logic and mathematical logic, she has never been entangled, and she always completes thinking and feedback in an instant, and throws the problem to the other side.

But now I'm really struggling, so obviously, this is not a logical problem, the statement of getting into bed is definitely not a logical problem, it should be a perceptual problem, Tang Yuluo has never faced such an emotional problem, not because he has never seen a man, but he has never seen such a handsome man!

This man's face has a magical ancient power, unconditionally capturing normal women's thirst for beauty, even if Tang Yuluo is extremely rational, he can't break free from this ancient curse!

"Very well, I don't need you to pay for my food. Li Yan was close to success, so he squinted his eyes and said softly, "Third, don't make a fool of yourself here." ”

A reckless and nasty question.

But no problem, Tang Yuluo likes to go straight.

"Of course I can restrain myself, and please try to restrain myself. Tang Yuluo looked at Li Yan's face, and his expression suddenly became strange, "Hmm......"

Yes, normally, a normal woman, of course, can refrain from self-effacing in public.

But what about the man in front of you, 10 hours a day?

Li Yan showed a cold expression: "Hehe, I understand." ”

Young man, don't forget, you're dealing with me.

You are strong, yes, but the word strong is very vague, there will always be stronger people, and no one can tell what strong is, where is the scale and limit of strong.

But handsome, there is a limit, and there is the most beautiful man in the absolute sense.

The absolute ruler is the most handsome man who has ever been born from ancient times to the present, from human beings walking upright to this moment.

Who is it?

Who?

Li Yan continued his sneer: "There is no doubt that this face of mine is the most solid universal truth, and it is absolutely handsome that cannot be shaken. You are strong, but you are a woman, and you will not be able to avoid temptation. So, I said don't be self-effacing here, it's not an empty word, are you ready, up to a year to face me, face absolutely handsome men. ”

Li Yan slowly raised his hand and threw out the ultimate question in the universe: "Do you have this realization, classmate Tang Yuluo!"

"Hmm......" Tang Yuluo's expression was very painful, she was pure and finally polluted by something, she never chose to escape, she would always face the problem. In her life, she will inevitably be attracted to some handsome men, but they are all fleeting, like the ebb and flow of the tide, and she can use the gravitational pull of reason to dissolve them.

But in front of him, facing Li Xuan.

This is an unprecedented tsunami!

Tang Yuluo felt that the huge waves as high as a mountain were rushing towards her!

Time was running out for her.

She tried her best to use the natural sciences and humanities, as well as all her philosophical knowledge, to try to find a flaw in this face, citing examples, looking through the past and the present, and overturning Li Yi's absolutely handsome self-confidence.

But she failed, the tsunami was in front of her, and she was about to be swallowed up!

She also finally realized how strong the person in front of her was!

The road to explore knowledge and truth is endless, at least the current human beings are still extremely far away from the final answer, Tang Yuluo always thought that even if he worked hard all his life, it was impossible to touch the edge of any ultimate truth.

Reality slapped her in the face loudly, there is no formula, no need for any exploration and argumentation!

The interpretation of the ultimate truth of handsome is right in front of you.

This is the instinct of antiquity, the only truth that has long been imprinted on the only DNA of the origin of life!

This is purely handsome, whether it is his own aesthetics or the aesthetics of an old African woman, or even the aesthetics of an orangutan monkey gibbon, the man in front of him is handsome in the absolute sense.

Tang Yuluo still did not escape, just like when she searched for the truth again and again, she was struggling, struggling between reason and instinct, she stared at Li Xuan, trying her best to resist the uncontrollable charm, trying her best to maintain the last trace of doubt about the ultimate truth: "You...... You underestimate me too much, self-effloration is a private matter, and it is impossible to do it here. ”

"Then what are you struggling with?" Li Xuan raised his eyebrows lightly, "For your own sake, please try not to look up at me, even the school flower of this school usually doesn't dare to stare at me for more than two minutes." ”

"No, in the resistance to another thing. ”

"What?"

"Instinctively, I wanted to shout two words, the word of exclamation, but that would seem stupid, and reason wouldn't let me shout. Tang Yuluo tried his best to restrain himself.

"Two words......" Li Yan then remembered that any woman who sees herself will not be able to restrain herself from shouting "oh hoo", and some women with weak willpower will even shout more times, and even shout every time they see themselves, including Bai Jing.

Girls who are more fragile will be like hiccups who can't restrain themselves and keep "oh hoo"

Undoubtedly, this is the most instinctive amazement of the female creature at the beauty of the male, and no one can restrain it.

But she resisted!

This can't be, is absolute handsomeness going to be overthrown?

"It's better to shout out. Li Yan said a little nervously, "In this way, I will be relieved after that." ”

"But I really don't want to shout ......" Tang Yuluo still stared at Li Yan, refusing to shout those two words, it was even more difficult than refusing to breathe.

Li Yan looked at Tang Yuluo with some sympathy, it was not your fault, it was just because of the gender, he tried his best to comfort him: "Then don't look at me, you are very dangerous like this, and judging from your grandfather's situation, your family is likely to have a history of neuroses." ”