043 Pokemon!
For Li Xuan, although the overall DNA is still increasing at this time, there is no doubt that as he seals his football skills, the heat will gradually subside, the influence of his wisdom and beauty will gradually fade, and the DNA that temporarily enters his pocket will be withdrawn.
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Although running for the student president will be very famous, very troublesome, and contrary to the principle of being a low-key person, but for this lofty goal, the process of becoming famous is inevitable, and for this lofty goal, the ultimate pure land of the club activity room will be an important strategic command room for a long time, and it is a position that must be defended with life and dignity!
"Hey......" Bai Jing waved at Li Yi with some incomprehension, "Are you serious? I'm joking, don't bother running for president so much......
"Can I go through your back door?"
"Of course not!"
"Can you convince the student council to make an effort to keep the activity room?"
"The feasibility is almost zero. ”
"So, there's only one way left. Li Xuan took a deep breath, "Although there are many people who are strong, for the time being, my mouth cannon will not lose to anyone who sees it." ”
"Don't be forceful, do you think everyone else is as weak as Pu Xiaoyuan?" Bai Jing tried her best to explain: "Besides, you think too simply, running for student president...... It's not just a mouthpiece. ”
"And, of course, there are deals, like in the presidential campaign, where there is an exchange of interests with all parties. Li Xuan nodded solemnly and said, "I have read my father's novels, although he writes very nonsense, but I think I can play this set more than ordinary people." ”
"Do you know who the opponent is?" Bai Jing stretched out a finger and said solemnly an existence that even he was in awe, "That's the perfect senior sister of the junior!"
"Human positions are very different, there are many aesthetic tricks, and there is no such thing as perfection. Li Yi did not forget to point to himself and added-
"Except for this face of mine. ”
Yes!!!!
Bai Jing is about to be suffocated by this sentence!
How can a person be so narcissistic!
However, this face cannot find any flaws, no matter from any angle, it meets the absolute aesthetic standards.
Such unbearable words are extremely strong, iron-clad facts!
"You...... You're too young to finish reading Sister Aesthetics. Bai Jing tried not to look at that face, but she still couldn't help it, even if she was herself, she couldn't bear the look of this face so serious and cool, "Perfect Senior Sister has a perfect appearance, a perfect figure, a perfect personality, a perfect student prestige, a perfect faculty relationship, a perfect family, a perfect transcript, in short, everything about her is perfect." ”
"Do you even say that?" Li Xuan was slightly surprised, he thought that a person like Bai Jing would think that she was perfect, and even she would praise a person's perfection, what kind of existence should it be?
"I'm embarrassed if you say that......" Bai Jing blushed and avoided Li Yan's gaze, "I'm just beautiful, it can be said to be beautiful, but it's not perfect, beauty and perfection are completely different things." ”
"What a narcissistic female pervert. Li Yan shook his head seriously and said, "Put your head in Zheng Yi's socks." ”
The man in front of him, who was already sweating, suddenly turned his head: "What?!"
"I don't want to see you!" After Bai Jing yelled at Zheng Yi, he scolded Li Yi intolerably, "The narcissistic one is obviously whether you are good or not!!"
"I'm not narcissistic, I'm just stating objective facts. ”
"I'm also a fact!"
"Your fact is based on your delusions, and my fact is based on universal truth. ”
"Ah!!" Bai Jing wanted to pump this man, but there was no way, his face was too handsome, and he couldn't bear to do it.
After half an hour of strolling, Mom and Dad held hands to say goodbye to everyone. The campus of Jijing University is too big, and they don't want to delay the time of Li Yi's friends anymore, or rather, they don't want to be disturbed by these people anymore, and this large park-like university happens to be a great place to go on a date.
Mom and Dad snuggled up to each other and felt relieved and happy watching their son and classmates leave.
"Ellie has grown up and has a lot of reliable friends. Dad hugged his mother and sighed, "That one named Li Yunlong is a good classmate, although he is delusional that he is a soldier king, he is definitely a good classmate." ”
Their squad leader is also and will encourage Li Yi to work hard. Mom threw herself into Daddy's arms and said softly, "As for the girl...... I don't really like her. ”
"Oh, children's love, let's not interfere!"
"I'm afraid that Li Hao will be hurt. ”
"If you are not hurt and have no wounds, how can you call it youth?"
"Dad is talented, and anything he says is touching!"
"Oops, so-so. It's because my mother is so gentle that I can say these beautiful words! Let's go, no one can disturb us now. ”
"But Daddy......" Mom blushed and looked around, "our age, here, isn't it too old." ”
"How come?!" said Dad excitedly, "Mommy will always be an 18-year-old girl!"
"Hmm!" Mom said with her arms around Dad, "Dad will always be an 18-year-old young man!"
Mom and Dad snuggled up sweeter and walked deeper into the campus.
I hope this bucket of aged dog food can be withstood by the students!
……
At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, in the activity room of the Photography and Poisonous Chicken Soup Society, Li Yi and Pu Xiaoyuan signed the personal assistant appointment agreement.
Li Yan didn't actually read this agreement, he just took a picture and sent it to his mother, as long as his mother nodded and signed. To put it simply, Pu Xiaoyuan will become his personal assistant in the next year, Li Yi will pay a compensation if he terminates the contract early, and Pu Xiaoyuan will be cut if he terminates the contract early.
After signing, Pu Xiaoyuan was fascinated by the sacred contract and put it into a large envelope.
"In this way, you are my master......" Pu Xiaoyuan kept the envelope and stuffed it into his bag.
Are you a Pokemon?
Of course, the innocent Li Yi can only think of Pokemon.
"Please don't use that title, just call me Li Xuan. ”
"Okay. Pu Xiaoyuan blushed and said, Oh, it's really stubborn, she began to report to work, "Because you are not a professional player and you have no official results, the rich goose can only set a prescribed upper limit for you personally, and use 500,000 yuan to buy the right of first refusal to sign your professional player contract for the next three years." If you sign up as a professional player and pass the exam, the price will increase considerably. ”