002. What is your major?
Ten minutes later, the young man with a small burden sat in the talent recruitment market with a lot of white cubicles, if nothing else, there was a talent recruitment market across the street from the Natural History Museum, and the big and smart young man could just ask an aunt to know. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
If you think you're a talent, let's take a look first.
With a "snap", a heavy folder fell on the small gray and white table in front of the young man, and the man with a meaty face sat behind the table wearing a taut shirt, pressing the white plastic chair creaked, and hiccuped and pulled the tie that was tied in a little knot, barely raising his eyes: "Didn't fill out the form!"
The young man handed over the form he had just learned to fill out on the counter, and the other party took it and looked at it: "The calligraphy is not bad!"
The young man smiled quietly: "I ...... Xiaokai, Song Ti, Lishu and Xingshu"
The cross-meat man had already waved his hand and interrupted him: "What's the use of calligraphy?Nineteen years old, name...... Hahaha, is this your name?" As he spoke, he took the form in his hand and pulled the companion next to him to look at it, and sure enough, this person couldn't help but laugh, and then infected the other person next to him!
There was no change in the expression on the young man's face, he was still smiling gently, looking at the few people who were leaning forward and turning backwards in front of him, and some curious job seekers also looked at the form and laughed along.
It seems that his indifference made the cross-meat man laugh first, not because he felt rude, but because he seemed to laugh like this without a sense of accomplishment and boring: "This is your real name?"
The young man still nodded: "It's also the name on the ID card." β
The cross-meat man laughed twice, quickly put away his expression and threw the form back: "Okay, you can't, next!"
The young man sat there motionless: "Am I denied it like this?"
The big laugh of the cross-meat man turned into a sneer: "The most annoying thing is that you pretend to be forced like this, you don't have anything, what are you pretending to be calm in front of me, do you have academic qualifications? Do you have work experience? You don't have anything on this form! You don't even go to elementary school, don't you deny you, who do you deny?"
The young man touched the dutiness on his face, a little innocent: "Yes, I did not go to school, but I have the ability." β
The people around laughed with the meaty man, and someone with a good heart reminded: "Young man, if you don't study, you don't have knowledge, and this society can only work hard, so you have to go to the labor market, which is a talent recruitment market, at least you have to be a college student or a skilled worker." β
The cross-meat man threw the fluttering form: "Ability, what ability do you have, say it and scare us." β
The young man also thought for a moment: "I will ...... Arithmetic, four digits by four digits can be mentally arithmetic......"
Now everyone burst out laughing, and more and more people came around, and the horizontal man slapped the table with laughter.
The young man was even more innocent: "Really, otherwise you will test me." "I look very expectant.
Some people can't look at it: "Young man, maybe you can really do four-digit mental arithmetic, but what's the use, now you can do dozens of digits with a calculator and mobile phone, what's the use of you?"
The young man had no choice but to admit: "That'...... My main business is face-to-face. β
What?
Almost everyone leaned closer to listen: "What?"
The young man only explained to the horizontal meat man: "Look at the people, look at the faces, look at the people......" and patted his faces on both sides with his hands!
Oh, everyone spread out again, and then burst into laughter again: "Fortune telling! Isn't it fortune telling, so literary!"
The young man was still unhurried: "It's not a fortune teller, it's a matchmaker, I'm ......"
The meaty man, who was already out of breath with laughter, crumpled the form into a ball and smashed it into the young man's face, and then stretched out his hand: "Come! Tell me a hexagram! The charlatan actually deceived us! Do you still have a fortune-telling company!"
The young man who was insulted was really calm enough, not angry, not helpless, not white-eyed, not sighing, picking up the paper ball and quietly explaining: "It's not fortune-telling, it's fortune-telling, it's physiognomy, it's a scientific basis......"
The laughter around him was overwhelming, and the cross-meat man slapped the table with the back of his hand: "Come on, give me a scientific fortune teller, I can't count it, I'll ask the security guard to arrest you immediately, count what my name is!"
The young man finally had a sense of powerlessness for Niu playing the piano: "Is that a charlatan trick or a magic trick, are you sure you really want me to give you a look?"
The men scoffed: "What else is uncertain?" The hand that stretched out vigorously was about to poke the young man's face, and the surrounding crowd was called a flood, the talent recruitment market was already crowded, and I heard that such a fortune teller actually came to the talent market to apply for a serious job, and many people crowded over to see the excitement.
The young man remained motionless and still quiet: "I don't look at palmistry, I can just look at it like this, you, don't wear clothes, if there is no one around, this madness is also, but madness is noisy, this is the root of the feelings, can't help but overkill......"
The surroundings were really quiet for a while, and then almost everyone said in unison in the face of this ancient rhyme: "Speak human words!"
I can't even connect with any word, and I don't even know what code words he's talking about!
The young man didn't insist: "That is to say, you are untidy, unkempt, and don't care about the people around you, this is a wild and uninhibited character, and it doesn't hurt if you are talented, but unfortunately in addition to this, you make a noise, this is a true reflection of your own heart, not a human can be corrected, so you will basically achieve nothing in the future, and you can be regarded as a waste." β
Looking at the man with a face full of meat, the white work shirt is out of shape, the dark blue tie is crookedly open the neckline, maybe the mouth that has just eaten breakfast is still shiny, and the eyes are godless and mediocre, in fact, the clear-eyed person can almost see at a glance that he really has no ability to act, at most, it is what kind of relationship can he be a staff member in the talent market, it is difficult to say whether he can climb to a position such as a supervisor, but it may be difficult to say why, and it will not be said directly in person, right?
So the man immediately jumped up angrily, and the young man still sat there: "Listen to his words and watch his deeds, and if you hear a little ugly, you will be happy, angry, sorrowful, and changeable, and even more vulgar and naΓ―ve......" In the middle of this sentence, he also stood up, because the other party pounced and made a move, and slapped him hard, but was gently pushed by the young man with his hand into the pile of people next to him, and it "happened" to be where his colleagues were standing, of course, they grabbed him one after another: "Forget it, forget it, don't be like this kind of fortune teller!" Security! Get rid of this kind of charlatan! It's all nonsense here! Slander!"
After all, this is a workplace, and it's embarrassing to fight, and besides, just looking at the action just now, people are obviously disciplined.
The young man who stood up finally felt a little helpless on his face: "Don't be busy, I'll go by myself, slander and vitriolity are very bad behaviors, and he wants me to judge them, so I will tell the truth, whether it is allowed or not, and justice is in the hearts of the people." He reached out and picked up the stick with the small burden next to him, and went straight outside.
It seems that this talent recruitment market really can't find a job, but when you go out, your stomach growls even more!
Think about the peaches on the trees in the mountains and the melons in the ground, swallowing a deep saliva, this entry into the world is really boring!