031 Still a kid!
Although Li Yi is reluctant to meddle in things, he has great respect for scholars, and in this period of rapid economic development, it is rare to be able to devote himself to learning. Judging www.biquge.info from Professor Yan's performance, he must have never done anything illegal, just because the addiction of "Sun and Moon Division" is too violent to control himself, although the professor is very old, but the opportunity to contact the game is limited after all, and it is understandable that he will be exposed to this kind of toxic level of game as soon as he gets started.
In addition, if Professor Yan really did something terrible, maybe he would become a witness on the spot, which would be very troublesome.
"You...... You ......" The professor trembled and got up, touching his right arm.
"It's my duty to stop you from doing horrible things, Professor. Li Yi tried his best to explain, "If you want to do research on game psychology, I suggest starting with "Happy Landlord" or "Happy Elimination", from shallow to deep, you are equivalent to touching "Quantum Physics" before you understand Newton's "Classical Mechanics". ”
"It's not...... You just ......" the professor's face turned even redder, "you just touched my ......"
“……”
Looking at this shy professor, Li Yan began to doubt his principles, maybe the dignity of this school is not worth guarding!
In the vice-chancellor's office, an ugly social bargain is going on.
The vice principal, the assistant principal, the assistant coach of the Rich Goose Club, the scout, and the director of the marketing planning department of the Rich Goose Jijing Branch sat in a circle around the sofa and drank morning tea.
I can't think of a dirtier lineup than this!
After being completely disappointed with Pu Xiaoyuan, Bi Youwei, the director of the department, decided to go out in person.
The acquisition of Li Yi is an important investment, he will cooperate with the club, sign a series of super unfair overlord terms, and buy out Li Yi's endorsement rights, portrait rights, game character use rights and other rights, he will create future wealth for the company, and he will hopefully squeeze into a higher level.
However, several other people always look at him very embarrassed, not only because his voice has stopped forever in the voice change period, but also because his appearance has also stopped in adolescence, and his face is full of acne, but his hair has long been gray, which makes him look like a non-mainstream young man who deliberately dyed his hair white and buried his heart and loved the crane's childish face, so he must sit with his back to the employee when he scolds in the company, so as to have an effect.
"Principal Fu, this time we are really determined to win. Bi Youwei took the initiative to offer tea to the vice president, "You know, the purpose of the company is ......"
He glanced at everyone for a long time, but unfortunately no one answered.
The assistant principal's mouth was very itchy, and he wanted to say that he didn't charge money, but he felt that it was inappropriate, he thought that if he was caught playing the game of a rich goose, he would be looked down upon by the leader!
Bi Youwei had no choice but to ask himself: "The purpose of the company is - if you don't cooperate, who can make a fortune!"
Several people were at a loss, they had never heard of such a forcible purpose.
The vice principal realized the embarrassment of the scene, picked up the teacup and said: "Yes, people should cooperate with each other, and institutions should also cooperate with each other!" Yesterday's competition was very successful, your company promoted its products, and the school is also famous, and some new students have left messages on the official Weibo, and they are very happy to enter the school for further study. ”
"That's why we should build on what we already have and discuss deeper cooperation. After drinking tea, Bi Youwei said seriously, "Especially in terms of internship and employment, Qian Goose has always been willing to cooperate with outstanding colleges and universities for in-depth talent cooperation." ”
The vice principal smiled and agreed, "We also hope that the graduates can enter an excellent company!"
It's undoubtedly a dirty social deal, but so far, it's all a good deal, and both parties will benefit, and the students will benefit, so if it ends here, the deal won't be dirty.
"Don't worry. The vice principal smiled even more and whispered, "I'm asking the best psychology professor in the school to do ideological work for Li Yi, whether I have the intention or not, let's talk about it." ”
By this point, the trade is already completely dirty!
Unbeknownst to them, however, what was happening in the psychotherapy room was the other way around.
Professor Yan burst into tears: "I've always ...... I want to get closer to my classmates, just like my granddaughter, breathe the same air, play the same games, say the same things, and like the same girl groups......"
There's no girl group! That's your personal fetish!
Professor Yan continued to choke: "It's just that it seems that my classmates hate me very much, and when they see me always walking away with a straight face, you may not know, just ...... It was the first time in my teaching career that I had physical contact with a student. I'm sorry...... I couldn't contain my excitement. ”
"Your classmates don't hate you. Li Yan didn't forget to add, "But if you continue like this, it will be difficult to protect!"
Professor Yan continued to talk to himself: "No way, every time I greet me with a smile, my classmates will leave in fear, and I have to treat my classmates in the way that a normal teacher should be." ”
Your serious face is terrible to laugh at, do you know it!
Li Yan couldn't help but ask: "So you went to chase the BIG48 girl group to get close to your classmates?"
"Huh, this ......" Professor Yan asked nervously, "How do you know, only Bai Jing ......?"
It's clear that you've exposed your most important secret to the most terrifying of Bichi!
"I see, it's a Wi-Fi account. Professor Yan's old face continued to blush: "Speaking of classmate Bai Jing, she is the only classmate who can smile at me, and I really can't refuse her request." She specifically informed me yesterday that she wanted to share this account with a very close classmate, and I couldn't possibly refuse, it seems that that close classmate is you. ”
You misunderstood, I am not close to that woman at all, not as close as you.
"It's okay, this account allows up to three people to log in, just don't look at strange websites. Professor Yan breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, I have just lost my mind, and the current product ...... It's horrible."
"Let's delete it, Professor. Li Yan pointed to his mobile phone and said, "If I make a law, this kind of game must be played under the supervision of adults." ”
"I'm an old man. ”
"You're just a kid when it comes to game resistance. ”
"yes, that's right. Professor Yan took off his glasses, wiped his eyes and sighed, "I am so happy, I can still be a child, there are many new things born every day in this beautiful era, and in many ways, I can still experience the joy of a child." ”
"It's not fun! Okay, let's go back to class. Li Yan pointed to the wall clock, "My classmates will hate me because I can't go to class." ”