When the fist was about to hit each other, the two of them stopped very tacitly, looked into each other's eyes and shouted loudly: "Rock, scissors, paper~"

After shouting, he kept changing his gestures at the bottom, Tang Xiaobao stared at David viciously and said: "Xiao'er, you think you can win me, I'm not afraid to tell you, I have won since I was a child, and no one else wins;

Do you know what my name is in the rivers and lakes, listen carefully to me, don't sit on the ground with weak legs when you are scared, grandpa, I am known as the big demon king of guessing boxing in the rivers and lakes, how about it, I'm afraid. ”

David's eyes looked at him without the slightest flustery and said, "Your sister, where did you come from so much nonsense, what the hell are you haunting, hurry up~"

Tang Xiaobao said angrily: "Okay, okay, really, I don't know what you're anxious about, you can't be a little patient in such a critical fight, the tense atmosphere has just been mobilized, it's good, it's gone all of a sudden." ”

David rolled his eyes and said, "Don't give me those calves here, what a tense atmosphere, just a guess makes you feel like you want a duel to the death." ”

Tang Xiaobao said: "You have to get it, there is nothing to say to people like you who don't know how to appreciate, it's like playing the piano to a cow, hey~ lonely!"

David saw that he was still chattering there, so he said: "Are you here or not, if you don't come, I'll leave, and besides, with your guessing skills, don't you have a little count in your heart, and you're still bragging about these, what kind of guessing boxing demon king, it's really funny." ”

When Tang Xiaobao heard him say this, he suddenly became angry, and said: "I'll tell you David, this thing is all about luck, it was just my bad luck before, but this time I have a hunch that you think you will lose." ”

David nodded and said, "Yes, yes, you have a hunch, I remember that you seemed to say the same thing last time, and last time~"

As soon as he heard that he was revealing his old bottom, Tang Xiaobao hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't say it, I'll shout one, two, three, let's look down together~"

He quickly shifted the subject to his embarrassment, believing that this time he would definitely win, because he had a strong premonition, and he had a hunch that he would definitely win.

"One, two, three~" When the three words were shouted, Tang Xiaobao and David immediately turned their gazes from each other's eyes to the bottom.

Tang Xiaobao looked down excitedly, and the scene in front of him made the smile on his face freeze, and it hung unnaturally on his face, because what he saw was a stone and a pair of scissors, and the result was obvious, the stone was from David.

After David saw that he had won, he waved his fist in front of Tang Xiaobao with a smile and said, "Your hunch is really accurate, but it seems that every time you have a hunch that I can win, then this matter is solved perfectly, and you must agree with my opinion on that girl." ”

After speaking, he sat back on the chair with a laugh and looked at Tang Xiaobao with a sad face.

At this time, Tang Xiaobao looked at the scissors he came out blankly, knelt on the ground with a "poof", covered his chest and said: "I lost again, I lost again, and I still lost in such an important matter." ”

He took out his mobile phone from his clothes in pain, looked at Su Jing's photo and said sadly: "I'm sorry, I didn't protect you well and let you be slandered by a shameless bastard, it's all my fault, woo woo woo~ Miss Su Jing, it's me who is sorry for you, I have to make a compromise with that bastard~"

The more David listened, the more he was embarrassed, and said: "Okay, let's say a few words, the bastard on the left and the bastard on the right, you really don't exist for me, don't you?" ”

Tang Xiaobao looked at him with his resentful eyes and said: "Isn't it, who said those words, aren't they all what you said, and force me to agree with it too, you are simply inhuman, more bastard than a bastard." ”

David was angry with him and said: "Tang Xiaobao, Tang Xiaobao, I found that your skin is so thick, I thought you were thick enough, but I didn't expect that I still underestimated the degree of shamelessness in you, admire, really admire." ”

Tang Xiaobao knew that David was scolding himself, so he pretended not to hear it and said, "Hmph~ My family doesn't let me talk to the bastard~"

After speaking, he got up and patted the dust on his pants, and then sat upright on the chair, as if nothing had happened, his expression was indifferent, and there was no trace of embarrassment because of the embarrassing act just now.

Seeing Tang Xiaobao like this, David said speechlessly: "It's true that a tree will die without bark, and people are invincible in the world without shame." ”

It's just that Tang Xiaobao doesn't want to talk to this person at this time, who is very different from his own aesthetics, so the argument between the two of them is really over, otherwise it won't be good.

This day passed quickly, and the next morning, Lin Wenfeng saw Tang Xiaobao walking out of the room with a tired face and said, "What's the matter, I didn't have a good rest yesterday?"

Tang Xiaobao yawned and said, "It's not that I haven't rested well, but I haven't slept at all." ”

Hearing him say this, Lin Wenfeng shook his head and said: "You, you, you let me say something good about you, forget it, you can do your own business, anyway, the ugly words are in front, don't blame me for being too ruthless when the time comes~"

After speaking, he walked towards the Sanqing Palace, leaving Tang Xiaobao alone in the back shaking his head and smiling bitterly, and said to himself: "It seems that today's life is not easy again~"

David, who had just arrived behind him, smiled: "You had a better day, I thought you were used to it~"

Tang Xiaobao looked around and said, "En~ How did I listen to my dear David speak again, it seems that I miss him so much, I really hope he can come back soon." ”

David looked at him amusefully and said, "What are you doing again, I'm not standing next to you!"

Tang Xiaobao stared at him expressionlessly and said, "I'm sorry, my family doesn't let me talk to the bastard, hum~" After speaking, he walked towards the main hall without looking back.

David looked at his back and said: "Gotta ~ It seems that I can't take the title of this bastard, I really don't know what magic that woman has, and it actually made him a complete nymphomaniac, I really want to see it when I have the opportunity, but the body is really hard and bruised! ”

Then he gestured a little in the air, combined with his own brain supplement, and then nodded with satisfaction: "If that's the case, then this girl is perfect, but it's a pity, why don't you know how to eat more, thin like a monkey, hey!." ”

David shook his head and kept up with Tang Xiaobao's pace.