Chapter 749, we don't want to be a laughing stock!

After singing a song "remember-me", Li Zhifan walked off the stage with applause and cheers.

found that the host Mark Smith was standing on the side of the stage waiting for the next play, so he took a closer look at his next plate, and had a plan in his heart, so after walking off the stage, he did not leave directly, but stood in front of the stage, pretending to shake hands and chat with the people around him.

Mark Smith waited for Li Zhifan to get off the stage, and immediately walked to the stage calmly and confidently.

However!

Just as he stepped onto the stage with his front foot, his heel was stepped on.

In an instant, a resistance was transmitted to the calf, and by the thigh, the center of gravity of the whole person suddenly leaned forward.

At this time, Li Zhifan had already fled, and he was no longer visible on the side of the stage.

Looking at Mark Smith again, he was already driven by inertia, staggered two steps and pounced directly on the stage, and at the same time a shoe also flew up, directly behind his foot, and hit his head.

"Oh!"

"Oh my God!"

"Buy Karma!"

“……”

The audience let out a burst of exclamations, this is the Oscars being broadcast live, and at the same time 225 countries around the world are broadcasting, this scene is immediately watched by the global audience, and this will be a real foreign appearance.

Li Zhifan had already walked to the aisle of the audience at this time, looked back at Mark Smith lying on the stage, whistled with the audience next to him, and then turned around and returned to his seat.

No one saw how Mark Smith fell, and no one did it.

Because Li Zhifan just moved his feet slightly, and the speed was too fast, he had already left the stage before Mark Smith fell, and everyone could only think that Mark Smith himself accidentally tripped over himself.

After all, the live broadcast has to continue, can't be stopped, Mark Smith got up from the stage in a hurry, and walked quickly to the center of the stage, although he is a professional talk show host, but what happened just now happened too fast, and the on-the-spot reaction has completely failed to keep up, and after falling his head, people are still in a state of confusion, only quickly finish the award projects to be carried out below, and then return to the stage to think about the cause and effect, what is going on.

……

People around the world who watch the broadcast are all watching the excitement, and everyone feels sorry for him.

On IRS, some netizens who have taken a step faster have begun to leave messages.

"Oh my God, is the Oscars trying to use the host's heel in exchange for lost ratings?"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Hahaha, that's more enjoyable than how many talk show jokes Mark said. ”

"Hmph, just now he attacked us Canadians, and now we Canadians feel a bad breath. ”

"Mexicans feel the same way, very happy!"

"Chinese report to the city!"

"Didn't you find out the key problem? Mark didn't use this heel to explain and blacken himself, and chose to ignore sexual forgetfulness, isn't he a professional host?

"It must have been that the team didn't expect this to happen, so they didn't make a joke for him. ”

"Hahaha, that's a coke!"

Of course, some people also noticed that after Li Zhifan stepped down, Mark Smith fell down immediately after he came to the stage, but someone watched the video playback just recorded and found that Li Zhifan and Mark Smith had no physical contact, Li Zhifan shook hands with several filmmakers on the side after stepping down, his body shook a little, and then turned to leave, and Mark Smith began to tilt his body at the moment when Li Zhifan just walked on his front foot.

If it is said that Li Zhifan did his tricks, then there must be an overlapping time?

……

Scene.

Mark Smith went backstage and went into a rage: "Oh! no! Damn!

He couldn't find a target to complain, so he could only break out a few foul words.

The staff on the side wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, they all lowered their heads and restrained themselves, some turned their heads directly and left here, and then laughed when they were far away, and most of them had already laughed when Mark Smith had just fallen.

"Replay the video I just recorded!"

Mark Smith angrily walked to the studio, crossed his waist and pointed at the screen, and shouted angrily at the staff here.

"Oh, no, Mark, you should learn to control your emotions!"

One of the directors spread his hands and pouted, "We're live streaming right now, and we'll investigate after the awards ceremony is over, okay?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Mark Smith asked, "If you don't check, I'm going to resign from this host now!"

"Oh, Mark, calm down, calm down! I'm not saying not to check, but wait, okay? You're still the host, you have to know what your responsibilities are, the scene just now is very shameful to us, if you insist on this, we can consider changing the host, after all, there are several backup hosts waiting to take over your work in the background. ”

Such a large-scale awards ceremony, counting the time of walking the red carpet, is as long as five hours, it is impossible not to prepare a backup host, and Mark Smith does not have him to host the whole venue, and many of the scenes in the middle are to invite Hollywood actors to host the work.

Mark Smith grabbed his tie and twisted it, forcing his temper and anger: "Okay, but after the award ceremony, I want to see the results of the investigation as soon as possible!"

With that, Mark turned to leave.

As soon as the door closed, a room full of people burst into laughter, leaning back and forth, slapping the table and slapping their legs.

Suddenly, the door opened, and Mark Smith returned with a furious face, only to see a room full of people performing their work very nervously and calmly, without a smile at all.

Mark, who was about to open his mouth to curse, suddenly became at a loss, and began to wonder if what he had just heard outside the door was a delusion.

He quietly closed the door and stood in the doorway for a few seconds, listening to the movement inside, and his hands did not leave the doorknob.

Hey!

Mark Smith shook his head and turned away speechlessly.

However, he had barely walked a few steps away when there was a burst of heart-stirring laughter from inside.

Suddenly, Mark Smith's expression became angry again, but he was just about to open the door and question, when someone on the other end shouted to him: "Mark! Hurry! It's time for you to play, this is a good paragraph written for you, resolve the mess just now!"

Mark snorted, gave up the idea of going in and taking a look, walked quickly to the visitor, and took the note.

However, after reading it, Mark was dissatisfied: "Oh! No, isn't this an admission to everyone that it was my own mistake? No, no, no! I know in my heart how it happened, although I don't know what the reason is, but it is definitely not my own fault." ”

"But you've already made a mistake in front of the audience, haven't you?"

The other party said, "If you use my method to deal with it, others will no longer bother with your mistakes, and your humorous response may become the most eye-catching quotation of this Oscar." ”

"Really?"

Mark was skeptical, looked at the paragraph on the note, read it silently a few times, and put it in his pocket.

On stage again, Mark regained his previous calm and confident demeanor, stood on the stage with a smile, and said: "Oh! I made a serious mistake in front of the global audience just now, this is really not a place where a host should make a mistake, blame the damn steps! But the reason why I fell down may be because I saw Li singing the song in front of me, which represents the most dedicated, hard-working, and serious group in Chinatown, Wall Street and other places, oh! Now that they're starting to enter Hollywood, I think a lot of whites and blacks are going to be out of work right now!"

When he said this, Mark Smith kept grimacing, and the metaphor of this passage could be heard by everyone present, so everyone below did not say a word, not a single shout or applause.

Mark Smith pursed his lips and said with a disapproving expression: "Oh, if you don't like my joke, you can complain about me on that phone, by the way, your mobile phones are all produced by their children." ”

The following sentence annoyed the audience even more, and the silence just now turned into a tsk in an instant.

Li Zhifan looked around, almost everyone showed disgusted expressions, and at the same time stretched out his hand and shook his thumb down, and some even made a gesture with his middle finger.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Mark Smith spread his hands again, selectively forgetting what he just said, and directly announced the next award project.

At this time, after hearing Mark Smith's ridicule of Asians, Li Zhifan was thinking about another question: Could it be that he had already discovered that he had done it?

It shouldn't be!

At that time, my speed was very fast, and it was completely lightning fast!

But on second thought, he forgot to avoid the camera, I don't know if he took a picture, and Mark just went backstage to check the footage, and happened to see it?

No wonder this is the case!

First, he used "the most dedicated, hard-working, and conscientious group" to ridicule the work and study of Asian Americans who "work hard and hard" to survive in the United States.

After that, saying that whites and blacks will become industrial because of Asians entering Hollywood is a common phenomenon that has existed in other fields in the United States for a long time, whether it is going to school or working, hard-working Asians do get more opportunities, but this proportion is still far from white and black, after all, Asians are only five percent in the United States, only a little higher than the aborigines, and less than Latinos and Africans.

The last sentence of "mobile phones and children" directly ridicules the problem of child labor in Asia, which is more serious in Southeast Asia, and the American-funded foundries that were originally in China are now going to Southeast Asia to land and hire child labor, but tracing back to the root cause, is it not the evil done by the Americans?

One award after another was announced, and it was finally time for the award of the best animated film.

Without exception, "Dream Travel" won the final award, and Li Zhifan, as the director, went to the stage to accept the award and delivered a speech.

The award was presented to him by a man and a woman, both of whom are foreign stars who have broken through in Hollywood, the man is from Pakistan, and the woman is from Kenya.

Li Zhifan took the trophy from the two of them, shook hands separately, and walked to the podium.

"Oh!"

Li Zhifan waved the trophy in his hand, "Thank you to all the main creative team of "COCO", this award is ours, thank you to Encos, Matthew, Sylvo and all other friends of DreamWorks, thank you to the Eastern Group from China, thank you to the Oscar organizing committee for this award, thank you to all the judges, thank you!!"

As he spoke, Li Zhifan turned his words, looked at Maxlvo on the sidelines, and said: "Also, Mr. Mark, just now after me, you performed a wonderful performance, the audience liked it very much, and you are also very famous in China, everyone affectionately calls you, yes,!"

The two words "", Li Zhifan uses Chinese, but the tone is similar to the first two sounds of Mark Smith's name and surname, and Mark Smith, who does not understand Chinese, still thinks that it is the abbreviation of his name and surname, so he nodded again and again with a flattered face on the side of the stage.

The nod is definitely true, but if you are flattered, you don't know if it is sincere or acting.

"The reason why you call you......"

Li Zhifan said, and changed it to Chinese, "I thought your mouth really stinks, and it has smoked the whole world!"

Mark Smith didn't know what Li Zhifan was saying, so he looked confused, and at the same time gestured to let Li Zhifan explain in English.

So Li Zhifan said in English with a smile: "Your talk show performance is very good!"

In an instant, Mark's face was bright, and he gave two thumbs up, which he himself thought.

Many people in the audience did not understand Chinese, and thought that Li Zhifan was really praising Mark Smith, so they questioned him a little, could it be that Mark mocked the Asian joke before, Li Zhifan didn't pay attention to it at all?

But what I could understand was a hilarious laugh, and I explained it to everyone next to me, and after the people around me understood, and then looked at Mark's movements and expressions, they all felt that this guy was stupid, and it was really a loss to learn a foreign language less.

"Hollywood doesn't have enough Asian-American characters yet, but is it necessary for the Oscars to make Asian jokes?"

Li Zhifan's loud question immediately afterwards shocked the audience, because this question carried a strong question, and there was no grievance and resentment in his tone, but even more hard, and continued:

"In this arena that is trying to be inclusive, the debated skin color has always been black and white, and Asian actors make up only 1% of all nominations in Oscar history, but even so, there are still people who wantonly mock Asians!"

"If there were more Asians on the Oscar stage, maybe there wouldn't be such a harsh joke, and while we know that we might have to stand aside on a star-studded night like this, we don't want to be laughed at anyway. ”