048 Cockroach Spider Red Ant!
"Gentlemen, after seeing this, I have to call everyone to take it seriously. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Albert stood at the conference table, turned off the TV, and first smiled comfortingly at Philip, "It's not your fault Philip, no one can bear this dirty trick." ”
"Thank you, Mr. Speaker. Philip felt a little relieved that the party was lucky not to blame him.
The rest of the politicians also nodded: "He crossed the line." ”
"These things should not be said. ”
"He's provoking not only the Democrats, but also the Republicans. ”
"It would be a shame for the United States that such people would receive support. ”
"Quiet, gentlemen. After Albert high-fived, he put his hands on the table and said, "I know there are a hundred reasons for Li Colin to go to hell, but we can't assassinate him, can we?"
After a burst of laughter, Albert began to pace freely around the room, and all eyes followed him, and where he stood, the chair of the meeting was the chair.
"No matter how we judge, he's already gained support at an unbelievable rate. His identity, his past, are all obscured by this speech, we can't let it develop, we have to make people realize that he is a liar, he has other purposes. ”
One person raised his hand and said, "You can make a fuss about Donald." ”
"For example?"
"Well...... 'How can a criminal's son go into politics?'?"
"It's not strong enough. ”
Another said: "After the seizure of power, it is corruption. ”
"Speculation and assumptions are not convincing, we need facts. Albert raised his fist and said, "Just like Li Colin described the events of 2008, the facts that everyone knows, the facts that are clear at a glance." ”
"Are Li Colin's romantic deeds counted?"
"Of course, but it doesn't have the strength unless it's a man who sleeps with him. ”
"We can try, maybe he did it. ”
"Yes, go and try. "What we have to do is to find the sharpest one among his various crimes, and then process it." ”
"Mr. Speaker. Philip raised his hand and said, "I've found it." ”
"I know you can use this trick, but it's not lethal enough. Albert licked his lips and smiled, "Marijuana is not strong enough, it must be drugs, dirty diseases are not strong enough, it must be AIDS, and the bribe-giver's son is not strong enough, he must be bribed himself." Got it?"
The audience nodded with bated breath.
It's hard to imagine how such a charismatic person could say this with a smile.
"One last question, Mr. Speaker. The brainy-looking one of the bunch couldn't help but ask, "Is that why you summoned us here? I mean, are we really going to stick together and fight this clown?"
"Are you questioning me?" Albert's smile was still kind.
"I just want to know why, Mr. Speaker. ”
"You know what?" Albert shook his head and walked over with a smile, "My wife has a cleanliness disorder, and whenever she sees a cockroach anywhere in the house, she immediately rushes to the supermarket and buys hundreds of dollars of cockroach medicine and spills it all over every corner. ”
"But there are a lot of cockroaches, sir, if we do this every time......"
"You're wrong. Albert raised his hand and pointed at him, "You have to distinguish between bed bugs, cockroaches, spiders and red ants, their threat levels are completely different, Li Colin is the most terrifying kind, if you don't go all out, you will lose the opportunity, have you forgotten the last time we lost the governorship?"
“……”
"I fully support the Speaker in this matter. Another person raised his hand and said, "The Democratic Party's dominance in California was the result of the efforts of Mr. Speaker, and it could even be said that he recaptured California from Schwarhiger." ”
"Yes, it has been proven that Mr. Speaker was right before we came. ”
"Maybe I don't think Li Colin is much of a threat, but since the speaker speaks, we have to eliminate him. ”
"We have to be more united than the Republican Party. ”
Albert smiled with satisfaction this time, and he clapped his hands and began to urge.
"So take action, gentlemen, use your information, wisdom, and influence to support Philip! attack Lee Colin! start tonight, start now! Don't give cockroaches any time to breed!"
"Do we need to attack before we find solid evidence?" said a media executive who ran the California Democratic Party's media offensive, "I'm talking about bottomless attacks, making all radio and newspapers take a clear stand, shaming with anonymous accounts, and so ......on."
"Of course, he's not yet 30 years old, just a baby cockroach, maybe these pesticides will be enough to destroy him. Albert nodded affirmatively.
"According to our rules, there are three types of attacks - no effort is spared, only the most important points, or appropriate restraint, which level of attack should we choose?"
Albert shook his head and smiled, as if he had seen a child's childish behavior: "How well do you think my wife dealt with cockroaches?"
"I want to ...... I guess no effort has been spared. The director raised his glasses, "There are drawbacks to this, and it is inevitable that the media offensive will be too violent." Also, we haven't had an attack of this magnitude in many years since Schwarhig stepped down, are you sure that Li Colin is a bigger threat than Schwarhig?"
Albert spread his arms and did not answer.
"I see, Mr. Speaker. The director immediately nodded and began to pack his things, "I promise, by dawn, Li Colin will be the most famous suspect in the whole of America." ”
People got up and left their seats to prepare.
There is no doubt that the attack on Lee Colin has escalated to the level of a gubernatorial race, and he will be blocked by Schwarhigg back then, but it is not known if Lee Colin has the muscles and willpower to deal with this with Schwarhig.
Just as Philip was content to follow the others out of the conference room, Albert grabbed him by the shoulder.
"You wait. Albert reminded, "You have to stay." ”
"Of course, I accept all your orders, Mr. Speaker. ”
"No, no, it's not me, there are professional people to evaluate you. Albert smiled pitifully this time, "We're going to attack every pore on Lee Colin's body." Until then, make sure you're invulnerable. ”
Philip patted his chest with a high-sounding smile and said, "Of course, my background is extremely innocent, you are clear, Mr. Speaker." ”
"Your level of lying is really bad. Albert frowned and smiled.
“……”
Before he could finish speaking, an old man who looked like he should have entered the coffin walked into the conference room hunched over.
Albert explains, "This is Pastor Thomas, and you're going to be with him for the next 12 hours. ”
"What?"
"Enjoy, we've never invested so much in a state legislature. ”
Albert left the conference room like a gust of air.