"What's the solution?" asked Li to Xianyun. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Madam, when the slave maid was young, I heard from a wandering man that if a person holds his breath, as long as he pokes the hairpin on his thigh, he will naturally wake up. Xianyun said nonsense to Li seriously.

As soon as Li Shi heard it, he understood what Xianyun meant, and the corners of his mouth twitched, but he still couldn't help but smile and said, "It's okay to get this way, it seems that I've heard of it, why don't you just take a hairpin and try it, if it can be good, it can be regarded as saving people's lives." ”

When the scholar heard the belief and thought it was true, he only felt that he had found the backbone of the heart, and hurriedly cried to Xianyun, "Sister is merciful, save our husband!"

Xianyun pursed his lips and smiled, agreed, and stretched out his hand to pull off the hairpin on his head.

Sun Laoxiu secretly complained in his heart when he heard everyone's conversation, but the matter had come to this, and he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

Xianyun poked a hairpin into Sun Lao Xiucai's leg with a wave of his hand, and Sun Lao Xiucai clenched his teeth tightly in pain, but he didn't snort.

Li raised her eyebrows, this old man can bear it enough, she doesn't believe that she can't wake up this old man.

Xianyun and Li glanced at each other, Li nodded lightly, so Xianyun was ruthless, and poked the hairpin again.

Oh, I'll go, this little is ruthless enough!

Sun Laoxiu scolded in his heart, but he still held back, his face was red, and he didn't squeak.

Seeing that Sun Laoxiu was still pretending to be dead, Xianyun solemnly said to the little scholar, "The old man's illness is really dangerous, it seems that it is not possible to use extraordinary means." ”

"Sister, tell me quickly, what kind of method do you use?" said the little scholar, wiping tears from his eyes.

"You have to pour one or two horses of dung with water to get better. Xianyun said seriously.

Sun Laoxiu was about to cry, why is this family so lacking in morality, and when he was thinking about what to do, the scholar spoke.

"Ahh

Before Sun Laoxiu could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard the scholar say again, "Sister, there is no horse manure, is it okay to have donkey dung?" There are no horses at home, only donkeys!"

Sun Laoxiu really wanted to beat someone, and he swore that the first thing he did when he got up was to sell this idiot.

"Yes, of course you can!" Xianyun nodded again and again, "It's just that donkey dung is not as effective as horse dung, you can go and get more!"

"Okay, donkey dung is guaranteed to be enough!" the little scholar simply agreed, wiped away his tears, and hurriedly got up and wanted to run outside.

Enough for your grandma's legs!

Sun Laoxiu's mind was full of the urge to kill the little scholar, and if he didn't get up at this time, he was afraid that he would really be pressed to pour donkey dung down.

"Oops, what's wrong with me!" Sun Laoxiu covered his head and "woke up" faintly, pretending to be dazed and asked.

"Sir, you finally woke up! You fainted just now, but fortunately, this sister saved you, which made you wake up, this sister's medical skills are really good, and the medicine prescribed has not been drunk, and the disease is gone!" The little scholar saw that Sun Laoxiu had just woken up, and said with joy.

Sun Laoxiu gave the little scholar a blank look, he believed that the room full of people understood what was going on, but this fool hadn't figured it out yet. The brain is a good thing, it really needs to be replenished!

"The old gentleman is fine, you don't need to drink the "medicine" first, and then faint after a while!" Li Shi looked at Sun Laoxiu with a smile and said.

Sun Lao Xiucai's face was embarrassed, but he still quickly got up from the ground and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's really okay!"

"It's okay. Li nodded, sat on the chair again, took a sip of tea, and continued: "Sir, since you are old, let's continue to talk about my family Ran'er coming to study with you!"

Seeing that Mr. Sun was about to shirk again, Li said again, "Sir, you can't shirk anymore, after all, my maidservant still has a life-saving grace for you!"

Sun Laoxiucai suddenly felt that the five thunders were thundering, and it seemed that he couldn't escape this catastrophe!

In the evening, Li and Xianyun left Sun Lao Xiucai's house satisfied, leaving poor Sun Lao Xiucai standing alone by the window, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, holding back his tears.

The next day, Xu Youran was stuffed into the carriage again and was taken to Mr. Sun's school in a leisurely manner.

Mr. Sun studied the battle plan for a night, and based on the experience left by the first two victims, this little guy who looks cute and cute, but is actually a bad stomach, is definitely not easy to deal with, so Mr. Sun feels that he must not take this little guy lightly when facing this little guy in the school, do not eat anything of unknown origin, and do not take a nap at will, as long as he sees this little guy, Sun Lao Xiucai will definitely be vigilant.

However, even if you are vigilant, there are times when you are careless, so Sun Lao Xiucai also had a tragedy one day half a month later.

Sun Laoxiu only has a donkey, the little donkey is very beautiful, the fur is black and bright like satin, the four hooves step on the snow, and everyone who sees it praises the little donkey beautiful. This little donkey is also Sun Lao Xiucai's favorite thing, usually Sun Lao Xiucai rode this little donkey when he went out, and the relationship between people and donkeys was very harmonious.

Sun Lao Xiucai also has a hobby, that is, every day after school, he wants to go to the tavern for a drink, and this day is still the same, Sun Lao Xiucai rode a little donkey and planned to go to the tavern, but he didn't expect that this time something happened.

Sun Lao Xiucai actually felt a little wrong when he rode the little donkey, because in the past, the little donkey walked with steady hooves and did not shake, but today he didn't expect that the little donkey was always a little floating when he walked today, and he hiccuped when he was fine, which looked very strange.

Although Mr. Sun was strange, he didn't care too much, he just thought that the little donkey had not eaten good forage in the past few days, and thought that he would give it some forage and mix some bean cakes at night to make up for it. But who knew that although the little donkey was unstable, it was also walking well, until suddenly a horse galloped past Mr. Sun, and the little donkey was like crazy, and followed the horse and galloped wildly.

The little donkey is a little dizzy, and I don't know why, but there is always a small human running towards it these days, and circling around it again and again, looking at it a little hairy.

Today this little point is here again, but it is different from the past, because today this little point brought it some fragrant water, the little donkey couldn't help the temptation of the water fragrance, it licked it, and unexpectedly found that although the water was spicy, but it was very delicious, so it was not polite, and drank it in a big gulp, until it drank the whole jar, it began to feel that the world was turning.