Chapter 12: Fooling Around

Seeing this, I want to give up chasing it? Is it because it is similar to the plot of a certain TV series? It is highly recommended to continue to read to Volume 3, if you give up at that time, prepare a knife, and chase Xiaobao.

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At this time, there was only the last minute left, Qiu Daqi seemed to have just finished taking a sauna, and after being depressed, he was extremely relaxed, and he had a feeling of being lonely and seeking defeat: the lack of a decent opponent turned out to be so lonely. He packed up the "Teacher Guidelines and Code of Conduct" that he had brought with him and was supposed to be admitted to the school, and said with a smile: "Principal, Mrs. Smith, it seems that he has missed his appointment, and he doesn't even have a sense of time, so how can he be a teacher in a disciplined school? It's time to get off work, and I still have a few ******** to sort out, so I'll rush back to the office to work overtime." ”

The principal said secretly: "What file do you have, isn't it just a review book written by a few errant students?" But Xiao Liao hasn't arrived at this time, and his stomach should be unexpected, so he doesn't dare to come." ”

Qiu Daqi opened the door proudly, bumped into a person head-on, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Which classmate, don't you know to knock on the door first?" looked forward and exclaimed, "Ghost!" and then looked at the person's appearance, and was speechless for a long time.

This person is Liao Xuebing, his expression is indescribably embarrassed, because he is too tired, his face is pale as transparent, with two huge black circles under his eyes, bloodshot eyes, and he looks at it suddenly, and it is not much different from a ghost. He gasped, as if he had just experienced intense exercise, beads of sweat were dripping from his sideburns, and he looked at Qiu Daqi and said, "Oh, Director Qiu, I haven't seen you for a long time, I really miss you." Rudely pushed him aside, stepped into the principal's office, and smiled, "Luckily, it looks like I'm not late!" ”

As soon as he had said that, the chiming clock on the right side of the fireplace rang six times, and then a mechanical chiming bird cooed six times.

Mrs. Smith finally looked up, closed the book, and said with a hint of approval in her eyes, "As agreed, you were punctual and not late. Mr. Liao, take your handouts to Mr. Principal to prove that you have the experience and strength to be a teacher. ”

Qiu Daqi's face was covered with dark clouds, and he was almost thunder and lightning. He never thought that Liao Xuebing would suddenly appear in front of him in the last few seconds, was it a coincidence or did he deliberately stay outside the door for a long time, calculating this time to push the door in, destined to embarrass himself?

Again, the principal was shocked and a little bit expectant. For no other reason, I sat in the office for half an hour, and Mrs. Smith sat next to me, but I looked for a conversation several times, and I didn't know where to start. After thinking about it, it is still the best plan that Xiao Liao once proposed, pretending to meet in a café, and the two of them talk eloquently, how natural it will be.

Liao Xuebing lit a cigarette and was about to speak, Qiu Daqi knocked on the table and said: "Hey, this is a public place, smoking is not allowed, extinguish it for me immediately, let me see it next time, and write a 3,000-word review......" Lao Liao immediately sneered: "I am not your student, please pay attention to your identity when you speak!"

Mrs. Smith smiled and said, "It's not very important, just let him smoke one, it won't affect me." ”

Seeing Mrs. Smith so openly favoring the other party, Qiu Daqi was ashamed and annoyed, and put the cigarette in his mouth behind his ear, but he didn't dare to light it under Mrs. Smith's solemn and solemn expression.

Liao Xuebing took out six thick Chinese class handouts from his bag, put them on the principal's desk, and smiled happily: "Principal, don't be in a daze, let's take a look first." ”

The old headmaster was not stunned, he looked at it very seriously. I took out a book at random, and looked at it from the first word, and the more surprised I became, which of these handouts was written by a tutor? It is clearly written by a person with one or two decades of teaching experience, and each lesson has a record, which is clearly organized and focused, and then look at the ink, there are shallow and deep, light and coarse, and the time when each lesson was written is different, and it is by no means copied in a hurry.

"That's good, Xiao Liao, I'm also very pleased that your level has reached this level, so I'll let you try it for a month according to Madame'......s proposal."

"Slow!" Qiu Daqi, who was watching from the sidelines, shouted, "Look at these handouts, the cover is brand new, but the inner pages are already old, I am 100% sure that he must have used someone else's handouts and replaced it with his own name." "It's a matter of face, and he observes it with more care, and he can't let go of any subtleties.

Liao Xuebing was furious, but he remained silent on the surface, and said with a faint smile: "In order to give Mr. Principal a good impression, I deliberately put on a new cover, what's wrong? If the Director of Discipline doesn't believe me, I can write a few words for you to judge how the handwriting is different. ”

"Hmph, then you can write!" Qiu Daqi pointed to the pen holder and white paper on the table.

Liao Xuebing wrote a few words at will, compared with the handwriting in the handouts, and there were really seven points similar, which he figured out all the way when he came by car, which seemed simple, but in fact, I don't know how much brain power was spent.

Mrs. Smith glanced at it casually, "Even I, a person who speaks Chinese, can see that the handwriting is exactly the same, Director Qiu, what else do you have to doubt?" Seeing that she was always looking at Liao Xuebing, if it weren't for the fact that the age difference between the two was so big, Qiu Daqi would have suspected that the two were fornicating, and secretly had a leg, and secretly scolded: "What a pair of dog men and women!"

The principal pretended to be confused: "Yes, yes, the handwriting is right, it's all right." ”

Qiu Daqi never thought that he had a countermeasure, and couldn't help but sigh secretly, the word was similar but not like a god, and he didn't bother to argue, anyway, Liao Xuebing refuted for many reasons, is that he is worried that he will not have a chance to kill you after entering this school? However, the teaching certificate ......"

For the first time in her life, Mrs. Smith interrupted someone rudely: "As for the teacher's qualification certificate, we will invite the relevant departments of the Education Bureau to come to Mr. Liao's examination in a month's time, and we will also be present to invigilate the examination, and if you pass, you will get the certificate, and if you don't pass, you will be dismissed by the school." ”

Qiu Daqi was overjoyed, he took the exam on the spot, and when the time came, he would also be a person with invigilation qualifications, and even the teaching handouts had to be faked, see how he could pass the exam?

Liao Xuebing's expression remained unchanged, and he was already scolding in his heart: I knew that being a teacher also had many rules, so it was better to go to the kitchen of the Regent Hotel to cut vegetables and wash dishes. When this situation is difficult to ride a tiger, I can't refuse, so I can only smile calmly and say: "Ha, that's not a trivial matter, I have studied hard for 16 years, what qualification certificate can't be examined?"

"Well, that's for the best. Lao Qiu, this is the school recruitment job, there is nothing to do with you, go back and review the student review you received. The principal nodded and said, "Xiao Liao, you leave your resume and address, go back first, and you come to the school at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, and then arrange your class, work and rest time, and salary." Remember not to be late. ”

"Such a famous school, maybe it can have four or five thousand yuan a month, it's much easier than doing the underworld to blackmail others. When Liao Xuebing heard the word salary, he put the question of the exam in a month behind him, thought happily, said goodbye to the principal and Mrs. Smith, and turned around and went out.

Qiu Daqi was waiting outside the door, holding his arms with his hands and looking proud: "Xiao Liao, go slowly." ”

Liao Xuebing leaned at him: "Hurry up and say something, Lao Tzu is in a hurry to go home and watch cartoons." ”

Qiu Daqi held back his anger and sneered: "I don't know what your intentions are when you insist on becoming a teacher in the school, but I warn you, give me some rules, the school is not a place to hide dirt and dirt." ”

"What about Lao Tzu's rules, and what about unrulines?"

After ten years as the director of discipline, no one dared to call himself Lao Tzu in front of him, so he smiled and said, "Who are you?

"Lao Tzu is your Lao Tzu, when Lao Tzu is angry, he will call Lao Tzu, what's the matter? It's not pleasing to the eye?" Liao Xuebing pushed his glasses frames, rolled up his sleeves, and looked like he was going to fight.

Such a ploppy appearance, Qiu Daqi can only be seen in some underworld brawl scenes when he occasionally "sauna", and his momentum is immediately shortened by three points, "Hmph, a title, I'm too lazy to fight with you." Rest assured, you will be kicked out of school in less than a month. ”

"Don't talk nonsense and don't forget the taste of the bin. Liao Xuebing ignored him anymore, turned around and walked away, leaving the guy who gritted his teeth alone.

Qiu Daqi was no longer in the mood to review the student review book, so he drove home angrily. When he returned home, his wife had already prepared a meal and was waiting for him at the door.

"Husband, are you tired today? Seeing that your face is not very good, I stewed pork bone winter melon soup to make up for you. The woman unbuttoned her apron and lifted the briefcase for him, "Wait, can I pinch your shoulder?"

This two-story villa located in the South Garden of Repulse Street, covering an area of more than 200 square meters, with a small parking lot and a lawn yard, does not give him the feeling of home at all.

Qiu Daqi looked at his wife's sallow face and crow's feet at the corners of his eyes, felt a wave of disgust for no reason, waved her away, threw the briefcase into the house, and roared suddenly: "It's pork bone winter melon soup again! I said it - I don't like to eat it! I want to eat sea cucumber and abalone!"

The wife was surprised and said, "Husband, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong with school? Sea cucumber and abalone are very expensive, and the child is in high school again, so you can save a little, there is no need to be so extravagant." ”