Chapter 135: Tearful Marrying

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The bare-headed old man who wore a big red flower and went down the mountain to marry his wife, riding a "Mao" donkey with the accompaniment of gongs and drums, had just climbed onto the east bump of Huangling Village, and the "Mao" donkey was startled by a second kick released by the wedding gunners!

Suddenly, the donkey's tail swelled to the thickness of a large bowl, and it went straight into the air, and sprinkled a stream of donkey 'urine', and after two flutters back and forth, the bare-headed old man was thrown off the donkey's back, and the bare-headed old man fell to the ground on all fours.

And then the donkey "woo-woo...... Woo wow...... "Roar and rush to the bottom of the east bump.

The bare-headed old man originally wanted to have a look on the streets of Huangling Village, but he didn't choose a "hairy" donkey, and chose a "hairy" donkey on his mountain village that had never seen the world.

The bare-headed old man rolled all over the soil, and when he got up, he didn't care to beat the dirt on his body, so he shouted, "My donkey...... My donkey ......" wagged his hands and chased after the donkey.

The people who watched the bustle were shocked when they saw the "wool" donkey carrying the groom! So they were so frightened that they ran in all directions, and they all made way for the "wool" donkey.

The bare-headed old man chased after him, waving his hands and shouting again, and the big red flower was still hanging on his chest, fluttering back and forth.

At this time, a few dogs in the village saw a strange "hairy" donkey scurrying "around" in the street, and they stopped doing it! After a while, the "hairy" donkey was blocked in a corner, and some of these dogs jumped on the back of the "hairy" donkey, and some bit the tail and belly of the "hairy" donkey...... Whoa...... "The ground keeps roaring!

At this time, the bare-headed old man came running and dispersed the dogs, so he saved his "hairy" donkey, so he grabbed the neck sleeve of his "hairy" donkey and dragged the "hairy" donkey back again.

The bare-headed old man was panting and sweating. He panted as he dragged his "wool" donkey and got on the east lump for the second time.

This old man has such a big appearance on the East Head Pimple, and there are more people who come to see the excitement, everyone wants to see who this old man is marrying on the East Head Pimple?

Because in general, when the village gets married and has a happy event, it is necessary to tell the people in the village in advance for help, and the people in the village have known about it early, but this time the marrying people have come to the village, and people still don't know whose family the old man came to marry and marry.

After a while, the drummers watched the old man drag his wedding donkey back again, and began to "woo wow...... Whoa...... "Blowing!

The old man handed the donkey to a piece of people who had come to marry and help, and then slapped the dust off his body. Then I dressed up my crown and saffron, and I was ready to start marrying.

At this time, Wang Jicai's mother also stood at the gate to watch the excitement coming, she didn't know what this blowing and beating was for, so she stood curiously at the gate and stretched out her head to watch, and this wait and see was discovered by the bare-headed old man.

The old man led a sentry of men, wore a big red flower, and walked straight to Wang Jicai's mother.

Wang Jicai's mother watched, watched, watched this large group of people coming towards her, and they got closer and closer.

Wang Jicai's mother didn't look right, and thought to herself, "Why are these people coming to me?" She was about to walk away, when suddenly this bare-headed old man came over and stopped her way with a hippie smile, and then two people came over and she was about to leave!

Wang Jicai's mother hurriedly broke free and asked, "Who are you? What are you dragging me for?"

The bare-headed old man was also confused, and he didn't understand why this old woman didn't prepare at all, and still stood there watching the excitement? So he said in a daze: "Hey, today's wedding is a big day for the two of us, why are you so confused?"

Wang Jicai's mother, like the second monk, was confused, and she didn't know what crazy thing the bare-headed old man on the other side was talking about? Later, when she thought about it, she probably thought that they had gone to the wrong door and recognized the wrong person. So he said, "You went to the wrong place, did you recognize the wrong person?"

The bare-headed old man immediately asked, "Isn't this the Wang Jicai family?"

Wang Jicai's mother nodded and said, "Yes!"

The bare-headed old man asked again, "Aren't you Wang Jicai's mother?"

Wang Jicai's mother replied, "Yes?"

The bare-headed old man smiled and said, "Isn't this right, where can I go to the wrong door and recognize the wrong person?"

These people said that they were going to drag Wang Jicai's mother again. Wang Jicai's mother broke free again, and shouted at the bald old man with a hippie smile: "I am Wang Jicai's mother, but I don't know you, who promised to marry you?"

The bare-headed old man said, "Hey, this is what your son promised me, and your son came to my armpit village to look for me, and took your photo, and told me that I should marry you?

When Wang Jicai's mother heard this, it was as if someone had slapped a brick on the back of her head, and she was so shocked that she was dizzy for most of the day, and she didn't know what to do, her eyes were black, her head and ears were "buzzing," and her body staggered violently and almost fell!

As soon as the words fell, Wang Jicai came out of the house. This Wang Jicai originally thought that the old man in the armpit was a lot old, and he would not be quiet, so he would quietly come and take his mother away, and when the old man came to take it, he would explain to his mother that he would settle down and leave. But I didn't expect that this old man in the armpit would have to do a big job, hire a drummer, and come to his house in a crowd, which made the whole village know about it, which made him very embarrassed. When he heard his mother call out to him, he couldn't hide in the house anymore, so he walked out.

Wang Jicai's mother asked, "This old man was hired by you to marry your mother?"

Wang Jicai said: "Mother, your old man is old, I am afraid that you will be lonely, so I found you a wife." ”

Wang Jicai's mother said: "Fart! You brute! You are looking at me when I am old and afraid that I will become a burden to you, and you want to push me out, don't you? You wolf-hearted thing, I have worked hard to raise you so big with a handful of shit and 'urine' since I was a child, how much effort has I spent on you?"

Wang Jicai smiled and said, "No matter how great your credit is, can you have the credit of the People's Liberation Army?"

At that time, it was the period of "Dazhai of agriculture, Daqing of industry, and the whole country learning the People's Liberation Army". So Wang Jicai compared the credit of the People's Liberation Army with his mother. Naturally, his mother is inferior to the PLA.

Wang Jicai's mother was stunned for a moment, and she didn't know what to say for most of the day. She could neither say that the People's Liberation Army was inferior to her, nor could she say that the People's Liberation Army was stronger than her. I just felt a wave of sadness welling up from the bottom of my heart, and tears were like a rising tide of sea water rushing to the top of my head, and I was about to pour it down in an instant.

Wang Jicai's mother looked at it, and felt that the general trend had gone, she was old and could no longer work, her son Wang Jicai didn't want her anymore, and wanted to drive her out, now the raw rice has been cooked rice, and her son's money has been collected from others, and now there is no place for her to stay in this home.

Thinking of this, she turned around and went back to get two pieces of clothing and some of her usual daily necessities, put them in a bun, cried, and followed the bare-headed old man.

This incident caused quite a stir in Huangling Village. For a time, it became the headline news of every house, kangtou, field and land in Huangling Village.

Everyone in Huangling Village scolded Wang Jicai for being "confused" and ungrateful, and being able to drive his old mother who gave birth to him and raised him out of the house when she was old. It's just a beast.

However, everyone's attention soon shifted to Wang Jicai's words against his mother, and this sentence soon became a joke in the local area.

However, this sentence originally made no logical sense, there was a logical error, and it could only be talked about as a joke, but there were so many people who liked to drill the tip of the bull's horns, and they had to make it clear, so the more they broke it, the more confused they became, and this sentence caused a "truth debate" in Huangling Village.

Some people said: "There is something wrong with this, how can my mother compare with the PLA? The PLA gave birth to one of your arms, or did she give birth to one of your legs?"

"Yes, the People's Liberation Army is a big team, how can it have children?"

"No, there are also female PLA in the People's Liberation Army. ”

"Ahem......! People don't have front and back eyes, and his mother didn't know that now his son Wang Jicai wants to ask such a sentence, you know, he joined the army early and became a PLA and then gave birth to him, see if he dares to ask like this?"

The People's Liberation Army (PLA) will be demobilized when it is old, and it cannot be a PLA for the rest of its life. ”

"Yes, he's sixty now, how can there be a sixty-year-old People's Liberation Army?"

"Why not? There are seventy-year-olds, but they are generals and marshals. ”

"You're not right. The generals and marshals of the people were fought with real swords and real guns on the battlefield. Haven't you watched the movie "Southern Expedition and Northern War", you still have to climb the Sky Ridge! You watch the movie "Shangganling", you still have to climb the Ganling!"

"That's right, how can the climb what Motianling and Shangganling, it's still hard to climb her mound!"

"Yes, besides, how did people become generals? They all went to the battlefield with guns and fought with devils for bayonets, and they fought together!

What the fuck is it that can only hold a son who "shows" his ass and take a small spoon to feed him. ”

"Don't say it, in such a comparison, you really can't compare with the People's Liberation Army. ”

"To put it this way, Wang Jicai also has three points of truth, and he can't keep scolding others Wang Jicai. ”

"Oh, look at this, why is it that the more you break up, the more confused you become?......"

In the end, this "great debate of truth" did not distinguish between the ugly and ugly, and the winner and the loser were the winners, but they led everyone into a stuffy gourd. So people have to admire this "god parable" of Wang Jicai!

The more noisy this thing is, the greater the momentum, the farther the impact, the quarrel comes and goes, the noise is very loud, the sky and the earth are dark, and finally it reaches the ears of Wang Jicai's father.

Wang Jicai's father is gone!

One dark night, Wang Jicai was sleeping on all fours, "confused" and "confused", confused, and ignorant, watching the door of his house suddenly "bang" and was violently blown open by a black wind!

The black wind swept the dust, weeds, and confetti in the yard and threw it into the house, causing dust to fly in his house, shaking the doors and windows, and smashing pots and pans to the ground. Then a big black man came in.

This big black man, with gray hair, a dusty face, his eyes shining green, a cigarette gun in his hand, and two cigarette bags dangling, walked towards Wang Jicai......

Suddenly, the big black man picked up a cigarette gun and pointed at the top of Wang Jicai's head viciously and scolded: "You brute who has lost all your conscience! You have lost your yin and morality, and you have insulted the ancestors of the eight generations......

Wang Jicai opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the face of this big black man, and he was taken aback! This big black man was none other than his father, who had been dead for many years.

His father then scolded: "You dog beast, what should I do if you marry your mother to an outsider? Do you let me beat a bachelor in the Netherworld? How can I give birth to such a beast like you who eats human food and doesn't pull human shit? When you come down to the Netherworld on a dog's day, see that I don't break your two ribs and turn you into a dog without a backbone in the next life!"

After the big black man scolded, he turned his head and walked out of the door stupidly, and a gust of wind disappeared.

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